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Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 4:10PM Ranus Studios said

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I've been waiting since I got the game for Christmas to see this review. I was about to do one myself if he didn't. I'm generally quite calm when playing games, but it's thoroughly infuriating a lot of the time. It SHOULD be infuriating enough to make me stop playing it, but somehow I'm already halfway through playing as Luigi.

Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 4:25PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, you had the patience to do all the purple coin missions? I guess I just don't have that kind of time... after the ~30th death on one of them (I forget which), I just put the controller down and walked away, and haven't been back since. I appreciate that they want you to "complete" the game, but Jesus it's irritating...

Posted: Jan 4th 2008 11:20AM Timerider said

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I got about 3 game overs trying to get through the "Luigi's Purple Coins" level with Mario and nearly strangled myself with the nunchuck cord. But I finally got past it and now I'm at over 100 with Luigi.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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What makes it not worksafe? The cover art of Jason or Freddie Kruger?

Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 4:45PM mykie said

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Language, maybe?

Maybe you're lucky enough to have a bohemian workplace where the HR gestapo doesn't come busting down the door when conversations about masturbating video game characters arises.

But I'd imagine not so many others are quite as fortunate.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 5:11PM (Unverified) said

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I would imagine the [SPOILER ALERT]image of Peach and Bowser humping[/SPOILER ALERT] at the end is pretty NSFW, if at least non-graphical.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 5:13PM (Unverified) said

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Well, I use headphones...
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 5:14PM Mr Khan said

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I found his commentary at Mario's incongruous relationship with Bowser to be hilarious

He would honestly only be 50% as funny if it weren't for those awesome flash videos

Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 6:55PM Capitalist Pig said

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I am utterly suprised that he managed to actually admit that HE LIKED a videogame. Seriosuly, this guy kinda gets annoying. I thoroughly enjoyed SMG. Sure it had some flaws, but what video game doesn't. Anyways, I thought if was frickin' hilarious when he brought up how one day Mario is fighting Bowser, and the next they're playing sports with each other.

Posted: Jan 3rd 2008 12:47AM Ranus Studios said

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Did you see his review of The Orange Box? He certainly didn't hate Portal.
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Posted: Jan 4th 2008 11:23AM Timerider said

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@Ranus Studios
Yeah I was just about to say he had no criticism for Portal. I loved it too.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 7:35PM (Unverified) said

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Yesterday I was doing some purple coin levels as Luigi and it was frustrating as hell, but eventually I completed them and felt great.

Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 9:44PM hvnlysoldr said

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His analogy of Jason going into space and then teaming up with Freddy actually applies to Mario. The next true Mario game he will team up with SONIC!

Posted: Jan 2nd 2008 9:50PM (Unverified) said

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I cant agree more.

Its like he took all my thoughts about Galaxy and said them! :D

Posted: Jan 3rd 2008 6:44AM (Unverified) said

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Too bad I didn't understand a word he says!

Posted: Jan 3rd 2008 4:47PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Considering previous videos, this one was pretty slow.
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Posted: Jan 3rd 2008 4:19PM raindog469 said

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Which game doesn't have any flaws? Ocarina of Time, thank you very much. Still boggles the mind that they fit a game that sweepingly huge into 16 megabytes (which was a lot at the time, but I don't find Twilight Princess to be much bigger in scope despite being 64 times as large codewise.)

Posted: Jan 3rd 2008 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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Ocarina of Time? Is that some kind of cute nickname for Jet Set Radio?
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Posted: Jan 4th 2008 11:25AM Timerider said

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Ug, I hate Zelda games.
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Posted: Jan 4th 2008 11:47AM Timerider said

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I loved this review, couldn't stop laughing.
Force-feeding a guy sweeties until he explodes and turns into a planet. lol

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