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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 1:59AM (Unverified) said

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I couldn't even beat Barack...
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 2:05AM (Unverified) said

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Don't feel bad, no one can
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 7:29AM Ghen said

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barack did seem harder than the others, he was my 2nd tier with edwards but I whooped his ass.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 2:22AM thejoemeister said

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If anyone should be shredding in that intro, it should be Huckabee. That guy's got 1337 guitar skillz. And some hella-tight politikin' skillz.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 5:38AM (Unverified) said

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Yeah. If by "politikin' skillz," you mean pandering to yokels who don't acknowledge evolution and think the earth is less than 10,000 years old.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 7:43AM PoisonedAl said

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You know, I love the US political system. No matter how shit it gets here in the UK, US politics will always be the bigger joke. Sure Huckabee has the corn-fed fuck-tard vote, but he's sure to have problems on the coasts where most people don't consider the age of 14 "my senior year."

Saying that, Obama sucks ass too. How can a black guy be even whiter then I am? Oh with Clinton, female leaders are a BAD idea. Trust me, WE KNOW!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 8:04AM (Unverified) said

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to Poisoned Al:

Ask Michael Jackson.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 11:09PM thejoemeister said

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Religion, pandering, fuck-tards, religion...

Do you think it's an election year?
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 2:36AM (Unverified) said

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I kicked ass with McCain >_>
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 2:41AM (Unverified) said

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I got 5 rounds in with Barack, if you just crouch and wait for the other guy to walk towards you it's an easy uppercut every time.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 2:56AM (Unverified) said

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Cool game, but how do you stop the screen from scrolling up and down every time you hit the up and down key?
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 7:18AM dhelor said

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No Ron Paul? I'll pass.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 7:34AM PoisonedAl said

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I got to that cheap carpet bombing git Macain with Edwards. Nice little time waster that.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 9:05AM Drewzer said

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Where is Ron Paul???
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 9:25AM DonaldMick said

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Candidates must have a reasonable chance of winning the election.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 10:17AM Obienator said

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He's a hidden character, like Smoke and Noob Saibot!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 10:56AM Ghen said

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Ron Paul isn't a candidate, he's a meme.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 11:49AM LaughingTarget said

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Check Iowa, he did considerably better than anyone gave him credit for.

But...they only had room for 4 and was likely being made well before this went down, so it makes sense he's absent. No one gave him a chance.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 9:06AM PoisonedAl said

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*Dons a Viking helmet and sings about canned meat*
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 9:25AM doom saber said

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To poisoned Al,

Barack is actually half white. :p
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 12:37PM PoisonedAl said

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HALF white? Have you read what he stands for? He's whiter then a polar bare in a vat of Tipp-Ex!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 1:04PM mr nimblewick said

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What do consider to be a white issue? Is he pro-slavery?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2008 2:19AM vulgardaclown said

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how is slavery a white issue? im white and wouldnt mind having WHITE slaves. that said in other countries asians are slaves
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 10:10AM McDude said

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Just crouch and uppercut. Easy victory almost every time. The only one who can foil this strategy is Barrack. His flock of doves will hit you even when you crouch, so you'll have to change strategy a bit by standing and holding block till he's just in range. Then you do like before and crouch + uppercut.

I almost beat the whole damn game, but there's a glitch in it where if you get frozen by the other guy's special, it won't unfreeze until they hit you. I uppercutted and killed Guiliani right before he jailed me, which left me permanently stuck like that. What a crock of shit.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 10:13AM (Unverified) said

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Barack is the most badass character in that game. I want a robe like that.

Very much like IRL, I suppose.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 10:20AM Obienator said

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I played with Mitt Romney, his crazy mormon powers makes his opponents die of laughter!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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I played as Obama, and Romney was my first opponent. He's hard; he turns into a cyborg and starts shooting you with a giant gun. It was funny but frustrating.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 10:27AM MNeko said

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Kind of a missed opportunity. You put Barack Obama in a Mortal Kombat knock-off... and you don't make him look like Baraka? Tsk tsk, developers.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 10:41AM Obienator said

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haha good point. Loved Baraka, slicing arms of doom!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 10:42AM doom saber said

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Instead, I think they made Rudy into the Baracka inspired character. A shame they didn't used Barack instead.

Also, is Huckabee the only character to receive a name change? I mean, in the game, he is referred as Suckabee.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 11:05AM (Unverified) said

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Ron Paul has as much of a chance of winning as Richardson or McCain. Damn shame if your going to make an internet game to not include the leading Internet champion. And for Joystiq posters the only candidate who is against any kind of censorship for Video Games.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 1:17PM Ghen said

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Wanting to keep M rated games from being sold to minors does not equal censorship.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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No but Obama, Romney, Hillary, Guiliani etc. have all jumped on the video games are the root of all evil kick to help them get elected with dumbasses who think the biggest issues every year are how can we keep the homosexuals in the closet and the mexicans in the field and ignore actual issues like our falling dollar (falling...like a rock) and the subprime mortgage mess.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 1:32PM LaughingTarget said

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Only difference between Hildog and Paul is Paul doesn't want to regulate it. He thinks they should be out of the hands of minors, but won't use Governments to enforce it. Not the place of Government.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2008 11:07PM Ghengis said

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A game with politicians kicking each other's asses that does not include Fred Thompson? Fail.


Besides, Thompson beat McCain in Iowa -- you Ronulans never break out of the single digits.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2008 2:35AM (Unverified) said

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10% = single digits? I don't know much about you Thompsonites, but you don't represent your candidate well if you're that poor at math.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2008 4:26PM Ghengis said

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Let it not be said that I refuse to apologize -- I'm sorry; I thought he had gotten 6%, probably based on an early poll. I don't hate the guy, but some of his crazier stuff (no military operations anywhere, gold standard for currency) is just too far out there for me. I like that he wants smaller government, though.
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