Off the Grid reviews Horse Fair Card Game
Every other week Scott Jon Siegel contributes Off the Grid, a column about card games, board games, and everything else non-digital.
We're not supposed to judge books by their covers, and the same can logically be applied to games. We are, however, supposed to judge books by their content -- the story, the writing, and everything else that falls between the first and last pages -- and here is where games are slightly different. While sharp writing, or a good story can often strengthen a non-digital game, ultimately it's the design that determines whether it's any good.
So yes, Custom Game Co's Horse Fair Card Game has a pretty bland cover. And yes, the story is pretty much explained by the title. And yes, it does come with plastic horsies. But the only thing that really matters is the gameplay, and there Horse Fair Card Game proves that it's a lot more than just a game for little girls.
By all appearances, though, Horse Fair Card Game really is meant for little girls. The fiction states that all players are judges at a (you guessed it) horse fair, voting for their favorite horses. The gameplay doesn't strongly support this story, however, and you could injure yourself trying to justify the plot's connection to the mechanics. So, we won't.
Each turn, players play cards representing different horses. Each horse has its own name (like Snowflake, or Rascal, or Dandy), and all cards for that horse share the same number (Snowflake is 6, for example, and Rascal is 3). Once there are that many of that card in play, the play space resets, with all other cards in play getting discarded, and points going to the players who have cards of that particular horse. The player who completed the set gets a horse figurine. Collecting four figurines automatically wins the game, otherwise the points are tallied once there are no more cards.
Custom Game Co's first published game, Horse Fair originally caught my eye because it was unique. This wasn't a well-worn mechanic with horsies slapped on the front. This was something genuinely new to the field. The crazy thing is, it works. The simple rules introduce an interesting bluffing element, and since all players benefit from completed sets, winning is never as straightforward as collecting the most figurines. It's not the deepest game you'll ever play, but as a 20-minute gameplay experience it's certainly more than meets the eye.
Final Verdict: If you're interested in fast-paced card games, enjoyed Chain Factor, or are just a really big fan of horses, it's worth picking up. If you have some bizarre hatred of / traumatizingly violent obsession with equine creatures, you may want to avoid this game and possibly seek psychiatric help.
Scott Jon Siegel is a fledgling game designer, a professional blogger, and a mediocre cook. His words and games can be found at numberless, and he wants you all to know that he played the role of Alan Strang in Equus during college. And you all know what that means...
We're not supposed to judge books by their covers, and the same can logically be applied to games. We are, however, supposed to judge books by their content -- the story, the writing, and everything else that falls between the first and last pages -- and here is where games are slightly different. While sharp writing, or a good story can often strengthen a non-digital game, ultimately it's the design that determines whether it's any good.
So yes, Custom Game Co's Horse Fair Card Game has a pretty bland cover. And yes, the story is pretty much explained by the title. And yes, it does come with plastic horsies. But the only thing that really matters is the gameplay, and there Horse Fair Card Game proves that it's a lot more than just a game for little girls.
By all appearances, though, Horse Fair Card Game really is meant for little girls. The fiction states that all players are judges at a (you guessed it) horse fair, voting for their favorite horses. The gameplay doesn't strongly support this story, however, and you could injure yourself trying to justify the plot's connection to the mechanics. So, we won't.
Each turn, players play cards representing different horses. Each horse has its own name (like Snowflake, or Rascal, or Dandy), and all cards for that horse share the same number (Snowflake is 6, for example, and Rascal is 3). Once there are that many of that card in play, the play space resets, with all other cards in play getting discarded, and points going to the players who have cards of that particular horse. The player who completed the set gets a horse figurine. Collecting four figurines automatically wins the game, otherwise the points are tallied once there are no more cards.Custom Game Co's first published game, Horse Fair originally caught my eye because it was unique. This wasn't a well-worn mechanic with horsies slapped on the front. This was something genuinely new to the field. The crazy thing is, it works. The simple rules introduce an interesting bluffing element, and since all players benefit from completed sets, winning is never as straightforward as collecting the most figurines. It's not the deepest game you'll ever play, but as a 20-minute gameplay experience it's certainly more than meets the eye.
Final Verdict: If you're interested in fast-paced card games, enjoyed Chain Factor, or are just a really big fan of horses, it's worth picking up. If you have some bizarre hatred of / traumatizingly violent obsession with equine creatures, you may want to avoid this game and possibly seek psychiatric help.
Scott Jon Siegel is a fledgling game designer, a professional blogger, and a mediocre cook. His words and games can be found at numberless, and he wants you all to know that he played the role of Alan Strang in Equus during college. And you all know what that means...












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
343 Guilty Fart @ Jan 10th 2008 5:08PM
But.. but.. they're horses! Where's my gun-toting space marine?!?
Kn1ves @ Jan 10th 2008 6:35PM
Yea I checked, its not April 1st.
deaftly @ Jan 10th 2008 5:13PM
But does it come with Armor?
deaftly @ Jan 10th 2008 5:13PM
i give up
deaftly @ Jan 10th 2008 5:17PM
/me gives up
Leilock @ Jan 10th 2008 5:27PM
I say slap on a space theme and call it a winner!
finnith @ Jan 10th 2008 5:39PM
The comment system today seems to suck more than usual.
Lifted 0ne 4l9 (NDF - Fire!) @ Jan 10th 2008 5:48PM
common joystiq how lame could you get reporting on this shit?
Co @ Jan 10th 2008 8:49PM
lmao wowzers
spoo @ Jan 10th 2008 5:50PM
Mr. Siegel I'm starting to doubt your credentials in the board gaming world and your "Off the Grid" segment. You have been reviewing some crazy strange/crappy games. Multi Fluxx reviews, Ticket to Ride, Catan or Carcassonne is mentioned in 90% of "off the grid" columns. I did like the Cheapass gamer stuff but you did like 3 or 4 in a row.
You finally pick up a new game to review and you pick this uninteresting Barbie drivel.
Why don't you pick up a board game that will interest us video gamers? Age of Empires III board game or StarCraft: The Board Game would be a good start that just came out in the last few months. I haven't played StarCraft: board game yet but AoEIII board game is great and would interest your target audience.
Don't get me wrong I am only a casual board gamer (very casual, not some elitist) but this column has been insulting lately to anyone that knows anything about the board gaming hobby beyond Monopoly.
Scott Jon Siegel @ Jan 11th 2008 2:18AM
Doubt all you want, but don't knock the game until you've played it.
TheWarden @ Jan 10th 2008 5:54PM
Quadruple posts today? Yuck.
Anyway, awwwww... Snowflake!
seakae @ Jan 10th 2008 6:27PM
My girlfriend's sister is tots into horses, so I may actually get this for her.
Thunderpants @ Jan 10th 2008 7:46PM
This seriously sounds like the best drinking game ever. Disney can keep their pussy Liar's Dice.
playwhutyalike (kinda digs Manhunt 2) @ Jan 10th 2008 8:38PM
Can you turn your horsie into glue or dogfood?
Heath Fogelman @ Jan 21st 2008 11:19AM
Sorry to ask the question here, but I couldn't find a contact email for you, Mr. Siegel:
I have created a new animal-power-based dueling card game called Nature Dome.
It’s available at www.NatureDomeGame.com
What’s the process for getting you to evaluate it and post a review here?
Thanks for your help,
Heath Fogelman