- Mass Effect is marketed to fifteen year old boys. That may be possible, but the game is rated M (17+).
- He says players engage in "the most realistic sex acts ever conceived." Sorry, but there are much better sex simulators.
- That players can customize an avatar's body and breast size -- that's just not true in the slightest.
- The piece de resistance: Players can "hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of." As we've gone over before, there's no love for our gay brothers in the game, sex is straight or between the ladies. Not to mention players can only have sex with a few characters -- it certainly isn't the Baskin-Robbins interstellar sex club of 31,000 flavors.