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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 12:35PM SheppyReturns said

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Was the first qualification "must be uglier than the pumpkin headed Regginator?"

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 12:38PM Zertoss said

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That's silly. Reggie is as handsome as a barrel-tossing gorilla gets!
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 12:41PM (Unverified) said

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Reggie has more sex appeal than Phil Harrison.

=)
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 12:44PM SheppyReturns said

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Fernando, that's like asking if you would rather fuck a dead trout or a dead moose. Sure, one wins but both are scenarios no right thinking person puts themselves to.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 12:47PM (Unverified) said

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I guess you are right =S
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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Fernando, you know you want a mustache ride from Peter Moore
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:03PM (Unverified) said

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There's a clear victor between a dead trout and a dead moose?
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 2:07PM samfish said

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Well, the moose would probably stay warm for a little while. The trout would be like a cold fish.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 3:51PM SheppyReturns said

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Nah, with the moose you could at least somewhat pretend at a human experience whereas with the dead trout, you can't do that. In fact, it'd be more akin to a masturbation sleeve...

huh?
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 4:27PM (Unverified) said

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A: the one with fewer pointy bones is generally preferable.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 12:46PM moofree said

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Instead of the nintendo logo, that image needs a "We would like to play" caption.

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 12:54PM (Unverified) said

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Damn, she's fugly.

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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I'll reserve my judgment until I see the 200 or so pixels that were cropped from the bottom of her pic. She does have manjaw though.

And the guy looks like Squeak "Little Bitch" Scolari.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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Fugly? How 'bout downright scary?

No joke, when I saw that chick, I started to shiver..... for my life.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 9:09AM Korova Pamplona said

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Really, was that the ONLY picture they could find?

Although if you compare some TV anchor men and women, women have way too much pressure on their looks. Can you imagine if 60 minutes was all women?

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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:03PM Obienator said

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Man, if you just got this job, you'd be smilin' too!
Ka ching!

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:07PM (Unverified) said

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she smiled so hard her face broke

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:09PM arrrgh said

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HAHAHAHAHA man i just spat zoodles all over the place
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:34PM fco said

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"Bill Van Zyll will be the new director and general manager of Latin America"

May this mean they'll be taking Latin America more seriously?
(fun fact: did you know that, in order to use the Wii Shop channel, I must first configure my Wii as if I lived in the U.S.?)

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:34PM (Unverified) said

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She does have a Reggie-like chin. Just less shiny.

But I hope she does a better job than Perrin did.

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:36PM Crono141 said

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For as much false crap as Perrin made up, it shouldn't be hard to do a better job.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 2:02PM SheppyReturns said

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Frankly, I consider it modern miracle Perrin lasted as long as she did. I mean, fucks sake, she couldn't get facts straight in the era before Virtual Boy. This new fangled technology blew her retarded little mind.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:38PM Ignatius said

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The guy on the right looks like he was posing for his high school freshmen picture.

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:41PM (Unverified) said

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Good thing Nintendo prefers Innovation > Looks...

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 1:41PM FredFredrickson said

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That woman has a... er... really big face.

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 2:16PM (Unverified) said

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they're almost as ugly as Wii graphics

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 2:56PM (Unverified) said

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It's like she has 2 jaws duct-taped together. Zing!

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 4:37PM embassy said

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i have this feeling shes at least 28% less ugly when shes not smiiling.

oh, and who let McLovin apply for the latin marketing position?

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 6:58PM (Unverified) said

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Why the new farmhands? I thought the sheep were doing a good job herding themselves.

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 7:14PM MNeko said

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You know, the sad thing is that you can't comment on the appearance of company spokesmen on AOL's other blogs. So many ugly PR flacks on Engadget... so many missed opportunities!

But yeah, that chick on the left looks like the unfortunate love child of George Foreman and Shannon Doherty. "The eye doesn't line up with the other one because it's trying to ESCAPE!"

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 9:30PM (Unverified) said

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Bill Van Zyll is the coolest name ever.

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 9:39PM (Unverified) said

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that lady looks like KIRBY!!!

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 9:48PM Supermanisdead said

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They aren't actually ugly. The Wii just can;t handle their good graphics faces.

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 10:16PM drun said

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marketing execs keep leaving 'cause they got nothing to do.

Posted: Jan 14th 2008 11:52PM soul4sale said

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Question: Who gives a flaming barrel of horse shit about who Nintendo hired to feed you press releases and give you no-comment comments?

The only people who give a good goddamn who answers their press inquiries at Nintendo are you...not the readers. Please, fellatiate the press hacks elsewhere. This is a family blog.

Posted: Jan 15th 2008 12:12AM (Unverified) said

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you guys are pretty damn immature.

Posted: Jan 16th 2008 11:25AM (Unverified) said

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damn, they both got hit with the same ugly stick! i guess somebody's got to make reggie look handsome.

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