You know what's missing from your living room? A glistening four-foot statue of Mario with eyes that will follow you
everywhere that you go. Note that we're putting this in your
living room? That's because, as much as we like Mario, we're not sure we'd want it in ours
. Collectibles are great and all, and we're big fans, but crazy price aside ... we're just not sure this particular treasure is for us.
He's got his eyes on you. And he's just so cheerful
. Well, that's eight hundred dollars saved!