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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:03PM Obienator said

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SUCK IT BOLL! GTFO!
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:03PM Duke said

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Oh say it ain't so Uwe. Your fanclub here was really thinking this one would be Oscar worthy.

Darn. There is always a film adaptation of QBert.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:23PM (Unverified) said

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Hey now, don't go saying things like that. If someone put out a QBert movie, I'd have to see it, even if it were made by Uwe Boll. x_x
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:33PM Duke said

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Well how about if he takes over the Pac Man live action movie?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17246
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:37PM (Unverified) said

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>.>

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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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Without the post-inhibiting emoticons.

"*looks left*

*looks right*

Yes.

*flees*"
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:03PM Crono141 said

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Can we declare today a national holiday?
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Posted: Jan 20th 2008 6:13PM Mike DPad said

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Not unless his two fists have to say anything about it.

I'd like to see him go up against a Chuck Norris roundhouse!
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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Haha! And here he claimed ITNOTK:ADST (jesus, even abbreviate it's long as hell!) would be number one this weekend.

Better than First Sunday, my ass...
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:05PM dabamf said

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I'm going to see "In the Name of the King" tomorrow...it must be seen, that's all there is to it. You should check out Chris Kohler's (Wired) "In the Name" experience...hilarity ensues.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:09PM (Unverified) said

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there is a god.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:14PM (Unverified) said

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I guess evil has been gouged from its shell, huh?
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:15PM (Unverified) said

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How does he continue to get these actors, who have been in worthwhile movies, to work for him? He must have some serious blackmail going on...
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:39PM DonaldMick said

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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:15PM (Unverified) said

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I was one of the few and proud people who never watched a Uwe boll movie ever, yes and I was proud about it but then I accidentally watched "the house of the dead"

At the beginning I had a good time making fun of it(Sega rave party,wtf?),then it was sort of like a bad Pr0n movie and finally the movie was so bad there weren't enough jokes to cover the fact that I was dying inside.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 3:33PM (Unverified) said

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my eyes and brain are still recovering from watching 'Alone in the Dark' 2yrs ago!!!
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:15PM Dizzy said

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the mental image of two moist fish furiously rubbed together is very amusing, to say the least.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:20PM DonaldMick said

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Best news all day.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:24PM (Unverified) said

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I'm stunned.








j/k
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:29PM 4ham said

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Hatred of Boll movies is the key to pan-fanboyism unity.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:31PM Ranus Studios said

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Dear Ludwig,

That first sentence contains my favorite metaphor ever.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:38PM cjshrader said

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Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:44PM DrXym said

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There is no way that Boll *ever* meant to make a profit on his movies, and he would continue to get funding if he did. I wonder what the scam was in detail. Hopefully the German government got pissed at his abuse of their tax laws and threatened him with charges of fraud. It would be poetic justice if he did end up in court.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:41PM (Unverified) said

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Tonight, he will dress his wounds...
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:43PM Jerk Face said

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Ludwig! Good to see your interwebs have recovered from their cheetah chewing.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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Somebody needs some whitening strips.

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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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THERE IS A GOD
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 2:52PM (Unverified) said

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Hurrah!
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 3:20PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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"set the box-office alight with all the effectiveness of two moist fish furiously rubbed together."

I chortled.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 3:22PM foxhound said

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I always liked that picture because a friend of mine put "SIT AND SPIN, VIDEOGAMERS" as a caption.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 3:50PM Teus said

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if i was a actor i wouldnt even come close to doing a movie by uwe boll , any self respecting person wouldnt want to be associated with a movie made by this idiot..

making games into movies is one thing but he completly ruins what could make a good movie into a bad one
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 3:55PM Duke said

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That was way too serious of a comment for this place.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 4:08PM (Unverified) said

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Not all his movies are, in the name of the king was an ok movie not a bad one, maybe you guys should actually watch these movies before trashing them.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 4:09PM (Unverified) said

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Ment to say not all his movie are bad
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 6:29PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Yes, they are.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Films_considered_the_worst_ever

Alone in the Dark
BloodRayne

http://www.amazon.com/Worst-Horror-Movies-made-recently/lm/R23JJB6PT7NR3E

House of the Dead
Alone in the Dark
Bloodrayne

http://www.cinemablend.com/features/Uwe-Boll-Money-For-Nothing-209.html

I could go on, but I think I can stop there. His movies are consistenly on "Worst Movies" list all over these here intertubes for a reason, mainly because they suck ass.

Watch Alone in the Dark for the awful acting he gets his star actors to deliver. Check out his nosensical plot. Check out the lack of coherent story progression (the whole boat scene, when they open the chest they raised from the ocean floor is a prime example of what a clueless director he is).

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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 4:10PM (Unverified) said

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It's sad to me that Boll gets as much as $70m to film a movie, something which he has proven he's terrible at, which bombs as expected, and a genius like Joss Whedon, with a rabid fanbase and a proven history only gets $30m to film Serenity.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 11:32PM Anticrawl said

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Damn I miss Firefly, and space show with cowboy music and a pilot who plays with dinosaurs is truely truely to great for words. So sad all the awesome ended with Serenity.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 4:27PM Mr Khan said

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Poor Uwe, can't catch a break. What a (suppresses laugh) pity
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 4:28PM Mr Khan said

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Poor Uwe, can't catch a break. What a (suppresses laugh) pity
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Posted: Jan 18th 2008 3:08PM WiredKnight said

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 4:42PM Geist said

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"Like grenades."

I love that line.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 4:46PM benheck said

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Dungeon Siege was a pretty decent bad movie (that is, fun to make fun of), much better than "Alone in the Dark" but not as trashy fun as "Bloodrayne" or "House of the Dead"

I went with some friends and we figured we'd be the only ones there, but there were probably 20-30 people in the theatre! (Made it harder to mock) I've been to bigger hit movies with weaker matinée crowds...

The best bad movie ever is still Dungeons and Dragons, though.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 6:00PM Ranko said

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Quick! Strike up the band! Get the floats!

YOU!

TOSS THAT CONFETTI! IT'S A PARTY!
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Posted: Jan 15th 2008 10:36PM MrHashbrown said

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...




I can't even put into words how happy I am right now.
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Posted: Jan 16th 2008 1:32AM ThornedVenom said

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JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
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Posted: Jan 16th 2008 9:18AM (Unverified) said

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well, actually we still have postal to look forward to. and also that must see bloodryne 2.
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Posted: Jan 16th 2008 8:51AM (Unverified) said

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IF he wanted a movie to bomb he should have made springtime for Hitler.
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Posted: Jan 16th 2008 1:26PM Digital Disco said

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Yeah Boll is returning to low budget movies, but not by choice.
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