See two minutes of Condemned 2
by Justin McElroy 
{ Jan 16th 2008 at 9:45AM }
If we have one reservation it's Grunberg's stand-in and the pseudo tough guy dialog he's given to say (we're looking at you "the rest of these jerks are too scared of getting killed". Blech.) We'll withhold judgment for now, but if anyone starts talk of brick parking in zombo toilets, we'll be very put out.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Burritoclock @ Jan 16th 2008 9:53AM
Listen, I liked all Gregs voice work from the first one as much as the next guy... but what do you want a crazy man who beats zombie homeless people to death with his fist to sound like...?
GreyFox @ Jan 16th 2008 3:26PM
Yeah the new voice actor really makes me think "generic smoldering action hero" compared to the excellent work the other guy did in the first game. I'm not holding much hope for this one.
comtar @ Jan 16th 2008 5:17PM
I liked that Greg was the voice in the first one, I'm sad he isn't the voice in this one anymore. He musta gotten a tad more expensive after Heroes took off. Too bad. :(
KushielsScion007 @ Jan 16th 2008 10:36AM
Oh man that is so horrible...like Kane & Lynch bad.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Jan 16th 2008 11:09AM
EVERYTHING IS LIES!!! EVERY THING IS LIES!!!!!
Tiptup300 @ Jan 16th 2008 3:31PM
Everything seems so "toned down"
russtophiles @ Jan 16th 2008 10:44AM
'brick parking in zombo toilets'..... I deem this Phrase of the Week.
Mike-453 @ Jan 16th 2008 10:57AM
Oooh, great.
More first-person games not completely focused on shooting please.
meinside99 @ Jan 16th 2008 10:58AM
Is it me but isn't this a few days old already Joystiq?
Brian Fantana @ Jan 16th 2008 11:57AM
It is a few days old but, looks like alot of people havent seen it. So it's new to them.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Jan 16th 2008 11:14AM
Cannot wait for this game. Loved the first one, hopefully the second is as good too!
LaughingTarget @ Jan 16th 2008 11:18AM
Exploding babies is what makes me want to buy it.
hvnlysoldr @ Jan 16th 2008 2:01PM
So that's where Sony put them.
GI-Joe @ Jan 16th 2008 11:33AM
Oh man this game looks great. I still need to beat the first Condemned.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Jan 16th 2008 11:55AM
DO IT!!!!
NATO_Duke @ Jan 16th 2008 11:55AM
Looks good to me. Beyond people above bitching about it being another first person game, or having bad voices - the fact remains that Condemned was entertaining.
Also, if you don't like first person games, or shooters for that matter, then don't bother discussing them. Go play your Madden or whatever. It adds nothing to a conversation to hear that you don't like a style of game.
Edog Lost @ Jan 16th 2008 12:02PM
The first condemned was one of the most frightening experiences I have had in a game, since 7th guest. It's not your normal FPS.
Matter @ Jan 16th 2008 2:50PM
7th guest wasn't scary at all, let alone frightening. I played the hell out of that game in the early 90's, If I remember correctly I found it was pretty slowly paced with all the puzzles and all. The basement mazes were "spooky" at best.
Matt.
Edog Lost @ Jan 16th 2008 2:57PM
Well, I enjoyed it. I remember spending late nights sitting at my computer in a dark room playing that game. It scared, me
ThornedVenom @ Jan 16th 2008 12:18PM
Visually confusing good and bad elements is a nice touch, especially for the storyline, but I really feel like I needed to point out the nasty case of Uncanny Valley in the cinematic.
Something with the animation.
maylon @ Jan 16th 2008 12:26PM
Do game writers actually realize we pay attention to the story now? Do they care? This premise is absurd.
Joe Smith @ Jan 16th 2008 12:59PM
In know I am a wimp, but the demo for the first game creeped me out enough that I never layed the full game and will most likely pass on this one too. I don't play games to get tense and stressed out. but then again, I hate horror movies too.
If you like creepiness, though, these guys nailed it int eh first game.
n_revolution9 @ Jan 16th 2008 1:19PM
It's too FRIGGIN' scared.
....too friggin' scared.
puppy kisses @ Jan 16th 2008 1:30PM
The same two minutes that have been around all week.
Can't wait for the game, but when do we see some really new stuff.
ark_v2 @ Jan 16th 2008 3:50PM
Why do the graphics suck?
David Cook @ Jan 16th 2008 10:42PM
Jesus, it's like when the Prince of Persia came out as Warrior Within.
He was a hero with a goldheart, then he turned into some generic, angry anti-hero.
David @ Jan 17th 2008 2:03AM
I hope the actual investigating is less obvious in this game than the first one. I want to feel smart when I solve crimes, not feel like a job.