New Penny Arcade Adventures gameplay footage features hobo warfare

Yeah, it looked really slow-paced, even for an RPG. I originally thought it would be a beat-em-up like the X-Men Legends series. I think that would have opened more Penny Arcade style doors.

They better have keyboard shortcuts.

Hey look everyone! A differing opinion! Let's attack his intelligence and Halo at the same time!

Seriously, eldee. I mean, I'm a hardcore RPG player the the degree that I actually finished both scenarios in Front Mission 3 (that's over 160 hours). And even I'm looking at this gameplay footage and wondering what exactly they are trying to accomplish. Right now, it's a mess.

Rather than going with a more menu driven system that their turn based situation begs for, they forgo that in favor of an icon based system which is much more handy in an MMO or action RPG based system. So essentially what you have is the tediousness of a turn based RPG (I love them but I can admit this) but the GUI of a more action based system. Not to mention, if this seems like an average battle, game length will be artifically lengthened just because the battles seem more like "whittling away bars" than actual combat like on FF or other more common RPGs. Maybe this is a boss, possible considering the huge key. But if not, this game could get real old, real quick.

But yeah, bad words for the game means I play teh Haloz.

I actually agree with Sheppy....god dammit!

What possible difference does it make if they choose icons or labels? That's got to be the worst criticism I've ever heard.

I agree with sheppy. I'm a huge RPG fan and was really excited when I saw that the game was adopting that style, but it looks pretty terrible. The issue seems to be not only the length of the battles but the weird Blue Dragon/Dragon Quest level of simplicity. Actually less, as Blue Dragon had a decent amount of attacks and maneuvers you could pull out. Maybe I'm judging the game when I shouldn't but there didn't seem to be ANY strategy to this at all, almost as if you could set it on auto-battle and get out fine.

If it is a boss fight (and I sure hope so given how long the battle was) it's certainly an underwhelming one. The battle itself was far from epic, but the little things that make RPG fights memorable like music and tension etc just seemed to be absent.

I'll probably still pick this up and enjoy it because a) it takes ALOT for me to dislike an RPG and b)I'm a HUGE Penny-Arcade fan but objectively speaking, it doesn't look that good at all.

The difference between icons and text is that icons are way more ambiguous than text. A sword icon could mean attack, items, inventory, equipment, forge, etc. The word "attack" means attack, period.

I applaud attempts at making RPG menus smaller and prettier, but it usually results in excessive use of icons that simply take more time to figure out than straight text.

what the fuck? you played both scenarios of front mission 3, yet claim that as your basis that THIS looks boring? are you out of your mind? Actually at this point, I think you're arguing just to argue.. yet another excuse for sheppy to write a goddamn essay on Joystiq.

also- the icons in the video have tooltips associated with them. not a game breaking issue if we use World of Warcraft as a metric.

eldee, life would be so much easier if I could simply reduce myself to simple "yes or fuck off" responses like you can. Want to know why I jumped your post? Look up at your response.

A guy said he thought the game looks godawful. I think it just looks poorly designed but I digress. First, you call him stupid and then you use the typical "real gamers don't haloz" bullshit response. Congrats, you're an A class fucktard. Why, I wish there was some sort of honors program in that regard so you could be known throughout the land rather than just on Joystiq. You could even help William Hung on his next album. Good times all around.

Now, the icons system is only part of the problem. You mentioned using WoW as the metric. That's good. This would work if, like WoW, this game was based around a d20 style system. But it's not. So what you have is a solution for an entirely different game style being thrown into this one. This is roughly the same as if I put quicktime events into a soccer game. Now, watch the video again, notice how active the mouse is? See why an icon based system on a turn based game is a horrible idea? Not really? Well, notice how he's constantly digging into his inventory, and dragging and dropping icons into the battle screen? Works in WoW (as if WoW players don't hotkey everything), works in Diablo, doesn't work in turn based.

So yes, before using a game as a metric on how something should work, at least make sure that concept is valid.

tldr. Keep it under 500 words next time and maybe it will get read.

tldr = I have no comeback and admit defeat.

eldee, wow. Backing out so easily. Amusing. Keep it under 500 words indeed. I say, old chap, do you even read? Well, aside from menus.

Because, you'd think someone who's first reply on this topic was insulting someone's intelligence would at least have enough familiarity with the english language to discovere the scale of 500 words. I dare take a guess that I'm half that, give or take 20 words.

But in the interest of lowering my responses for the likes of you, I've decided to keep it under 500 characters. Since you apparently don't know the difference.

It looks like shit.

Off the subject but, I download Ableton Live Lite 6 today (as I have a M-Audio soundcard) and I'm going to mess with it a bit. I take it you dabble with the beatage as well?

I noticed the book-toss, got a chuckle the first time I noticed it and a smirk on my face for the rest of the video. Nifty little touch.

See I'm the opposite I love action RPG's I'll take Mass effect or Jade Empire any day...But we're all entitled to our opinions

Because we are a bunch of retards. Would you like an apple pie with that?

Consider, for instance that any 2 minutes of Sonic 3, or even Portal gameplay would be awesome.

That didn't the first time, when early footage was shown before adding any of the shader effects -_-

It's not even really in their hands, Gamecock is doing most of it.

I see what u did there.