Chain Chomp knit beanie won't tear your head off

Well, we can't say for certain that it won't take your head off but if our experience with this Headcrab plush hat is any indication, then this isn't a real Chain Chomp but instead just a clever approximation of one, designed to be worn on one's head. Our favorite part of this cap is that the appropriately named Knitting Ninja has posted a how-to so those of you always on the lookout for new and exciting things to knit – and, if you guys are anything like us, then you totally are – can lovingly craft your own out of nothing but yarn and free time.

[Thanks, John]