Fanswag Weekly: Soldier of Fortune: Payback [update]

Update: This giveaway is now over and a winner has been selected. If you entered, check your email to see if you were the lucky one!

After nearly a month long hiatus, Fanswag Weekly is back and ready for some payback ... Soldier of Fortune: Payback. This week we're giving away a new and freshly shrink wrapped copy of Soldier of Fortune: Payback to one lucky fanboy who can handle all its extremeness. This game is so extreme that Activision included its own anti-dismemberment "low-violence option". Now that friends, is extreme. To win a copy, simply follow the directions outlined below.

Since we're dealing with Soldier of Fortune: Payback, we want to know what the best way to get revenge or payback on someone is. Tell us your best payback strategy by commenting on this post, one comment per calendar day (eastern).
Multiple comments per day by the same user will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until Friday, January 25th at 12:00PM (noon) eastern. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open to U.S. residents only.
On Friday, we'll randomly choose one winner.
One winner will receive a copy of Soldier of Fortune: Payback, worth $40.

Good luck fellow payback'ers and be sure read up on the official rules here.

Reader Comments (507)

Putting a flaming bag of dog crap on their porch and ringing the doorbell.

anyone notice how the first post NEVER wins?

Revenge? I prefer something subtle, yet nasty enough to make one cringe.

The stinkpalm.

silent treatment...

I'm going to buy a ps3 because my xbox just bricked again....haha yeah right

This game needs a chainsaw gun =)

The best way for payback on a friend is probably, banging his girl and then go play an all nighter on LIVE bragging about it lol jk

Wedgies!!!!1

whatever it takes to get even.

sleep with the guy's mom.

Pee in their milk jug.

slap bet solves all problems

1: Mix peanut butter, rat poison, and glue in a bucket.

2: Spread on enemy's care over night

3: Let them wake up to find a car covered in dead squirells and birds.

(I wouldn't do this to the animals but I still think it's kinda funny)

I like to prank them for hours in the basement... with a crowbar... /walken

Make someone play this shitty game

If somebody catches you in a hail of gunfire during a co-op game, my strategy for paying them back is to wait for them to be preoccupied fighting off the bad guys and then get behind him and melee the guy.

I was playing Half-Life with my brother once, on the Crossfire map (the one with the nuclear strike that you can call, and the bunker that is the only safe place to escape from it). I told him I was going to get something to eat and I'd be back in a minute or so. I come back to find that I'm dead. So the next time he has to leave the desk, I punch the air-strike button, and just as he gets back, he hears that telltale air-raid siren and gets back to the keyboard just in time to explode into a flash of white light. Serves him right.

The best thing we used to do to get revenge was wait until that person went to bed and then we would get 5 matches or so(the old school strike anywhere matches)and stick them in between their toes and light the matches and run...never have i laughed so hard in my life!!!

Just like the Bible says, a rusty knife to the ribs is the best way to get revenge (i.e., payback).

1) Hack into "friend's" PC.
2) Locate naked pictures of "friend's" wife.
3) Find spreadsheet containing names and e-mail addresses of all employees at "friend's" wife's place of employment.
4) E-mail pictures to entire list.
5) Achievement unlocked!

Call them names.

Flag them for a TOS violation.

Eye for an eye.

You are all hard working generous people, but come on soldier of fortune payback. How did they convert human feces onto a disc? It blows my mind...

Kill only them (as much as possible) in a Deathmatch game.

Trick the person into having sex with their daughter without either of them knowing they are related then make them cut out their own tongue to keep that information private.

You guys are leaving yourselves open to some pretty nasty comments. I will keep my response at a PG rating. A great way to payback somebody is by egging their house.

I has a bucket

Wait for them in the parking lot, and prank them with a tire iron! Should have seen the look on his face... priceless...

take from them the one thing they can never get back again: my respect. BOOM

The best way to get revenge is to cock slap the Mona Lisa.

Well the way I would get payback is by making them play SoF: Payback.

Let the air out of the person's tires....

Shit in a bag, and hide it cleverly somewhere in their fridge. Very Nasty

I would put their hand in warm water while they are sleeping, that will show em, maybe.

Send them a box in the mail containing a dead pigeon, with a note attached that reads "Unlike this pigeon, my hatred for you will never die"

if i get into a fight with some 12 yr old on live i usually get him back by killing them as much as possible and teabagging them every chance i get

Slap them with a raw fish.

Give there girlfriend a pearl necklace

Living well is the best payback.

Cartman style Chile con Parents.

the best revenge i've done? i woke my brother in the middle of the night with a chainsaw. we took the chain off so that the chainsaw was really touching him. he freaked out and we got even

Nothing can beat the revenge that an entire bottle of ex-lax can deliver. XD

Have a buddy take a picture of you teabagging them in their sleep, send him a copy in the mail.

cut their brake line, jk

Feed them chili containing the remains of their parents of course...

I'll actually tell one that happened while playing H3 co-op with my brother, he kept on killing me when I respawned, so I finally was able to kill him, walked close to an edge, and let him keep on spawning and falling to his death, ah good times.

upper-decker

I like to Steal their Pokemons! And make them fight in front of them... but to the DEATH, and with spikey Leather Outfits on...

something involving feces is always good.

It's all about internet pics and emails

By selling them this game.

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