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Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:51PM chromiumman said

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wet willies

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:31PM (Unverified) said

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I like to put Ben-Gay in the clean undies of the fellow that needs "paybak". Then wait for the fun. Works best when it is really warm/humid outside.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:44PM benyaimin said

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shanking them

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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I'm going to have to go with The Count of Monte Cristo Revenge
1. Rot in jail for 14 years after friends betrayed you
2. Escape and discover a large treasure
3. Return to civilization totally unrecognizable
4. Slowly infiltrate the world that your former friends live in
5. Help the people that really were your friends
6. Completely destroy the people who betrayed you
7. Laugh manically

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:37PM peter0328 said

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Steal their girlfriend.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 9:24PM MaxShrek said

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Buying a copy of ODT: Or Die Trying on the PSX for some gamer friend who annoys me.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:42PM (Unverified) said

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Its obviously putting things in their food.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:44PM (Unverified) said

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me like me some payback

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:43PM kyosh1ro said

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Such great ideas everyone, I've got to try some of these. One that I've done myself:

After getting ridiculously trashed, I awoke and found myself completely covered in makeup, glitter, and little star stickers. Now I've done my share of messing with passed out drunks but it usually ends at the sharpie and shaving cream. A few weeks later, I was able to get the culprit miserably drunk. As they woke up, I handed them a glass of what looked like water. Seconds later, my victimizer-turned-victimee was throwing up all over her carpet because I had just handed her a full glass of vodka in ice. Lesson learned.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 10:52PM Musicsteve91 said

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BYAWW

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:45PM (Unverified) said

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Steal their girlfriend.

Posted: Jan 25th 2008 5:59AM (Unverified) said

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I wants it

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:50PM (Unverified) said

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I'm a fan of verbal abuse. Specifically finding their deepest secrets and revealing them to the world.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 5:56PM (Unverified) said

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An old fashioned paddlin'.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:09PM cakalusa said

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tar and feather

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:09PM (Unverified) said

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Peeing on someone's door knob...

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:14PM (Unverified) said

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I had them jumped by my homeboys

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:19PM (Unverified) said

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the best way to get back at someone? put up all their possessions on eBay, and keep all the profit.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:21PM goverland said

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Unplugging their ethernet cable

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 7:37PM (Unverified) said

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go for where it hurts..get him fired from his job

Posted: Jan 24th 2008 5:42AM (Unverified) said

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I walk away and then silent treatment

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:32PM Eyghon8 said

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piss behind their heater!!!

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:47PM blueviolet said

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pretend you're laughing at their jokes and then just stop in mid-laugh. They'll be humiliated.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:39PM (Unverified) said

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Thanks X3F

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:47PM messs17 said

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scream yay

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 7:22PM (Unverified) said

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what goes around comes around

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 6:58PM (Unverified) said

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We all know the method of revenge depends on the crime, and for this example, we will use the old "girlfriend cheated on me" crime. Step 1, sleep with her bestfriend, step 2, put the skimpy pictures she sent u on your phone, onto the internet! step 3, sleep with your girlfriend as if u have no idea she cheated, and finally step 4, give your girlfriend the herpes that u got from her bestfriend.

if this didnt make u laugh, then u have no soul.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 7:19PM (Unverified) said

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take their car and hide it

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 7:14PM (Unverified) said

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Got even with the ex in court..thought he could continue to abuse me and son..but the court system stopped him cold.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 7:21PM Von551 said

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make out with their girlfriend

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:42PM choochoo428 said

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raw hamburger under their favorite chair.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 9:20PM (Unverified) said

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just keep starin at em till they walk away...

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 7:26PM (Unverified) said

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As the saying always goes, revenge is a dish best served cold. Once you find out what this saying actually means, you've discovered the essence of payback: patience.

So you wait. You wait and let them think they are victorious. Let them think the situation's blown over. Let them build up their confidence so that when you take it from them, it hurts them even more. And that is the goal of revenge.

Not an eye for an eye. An eye for an eye implies that you will do them the same wrong, at the same level that they inflicted upon you. No, this is payback. This is epic. This will extend far beyond themselves. This will impact their friends, their family, everything they hold close to their heart.

As you wait, watch your enemy, know your enemy. Find what he cherishes, what he would miss most when taken away. His car, his house, his family, his job. Watch for what he loves the most, because this is your list of what to hit.

Know him better than he knows himself.

To be continued after midnight.

Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:24AM (Unverified) said

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Just be as nice as you can and it will drive them crazy.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 7:29PM (Unverified) said

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I hold a grudge and never talk to them again- Not having me as a friend is revenge!

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 7:35PM (Unverified) said

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ignore them

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:01PM (Unverified) said

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Poop on the car door handle.

Posted: Jan 24th 2008 4:19AM (Unverified) said

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sign them up to every subscription I can find

Posted: Jan 24th 2008 11:22AM (Unverified) said

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send them a plain envelope with baby power in it...use gloves and don't lick the envelope... if you do this so they don't get your prints or DNA

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:21PM (Unverified) said

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Start a nasty rumor about them.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:24PM MichaelC said

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I would make sure that persons mom was in my bed the next night!

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:22PM ntn4502 said

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the silent treatment is the most tortuous revenge possible.

X3F rocks!

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:23PM (Unverified) said

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it's mine.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:25PM The Amazing ScrewOn Head said

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Make love to them?

Posted: Jan 24th 2008 5:23AM (Unverified) said

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Provoke them, record it and post it on YouTube!

It worked for the student with the snow day, didn't it?

Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:57AM (Unverified) said

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Just be happy....and smile a lot....that's the best revenge.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:38PM (Unverified) said

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Get a xbox 360 with the Red rings of death and then switch it will his 360.... and maybe take his COD4 and Halo 3 so that he has nothing to play

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:44PM (Unverified) said

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Freeze a can of shaving cream, cut the top off with a hacksaw and toss it in Payback-ee's room/vehicle. When it thaws, the place will be filled with foam. Pure Win.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 9:47PM (Unverified) said

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you can order a cow pie online to send them , that's what I did once.

Posted: Jan 23rd 2008 8:59PM (Unverified) said

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AIDS.

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