- GameSpy (80/100): "Its controls aren't always as solid as the visual and narrative experience, however; driving around Santa Destroy is a little clunky, and some of the mini-games get old fast. But the visual experience, zany storytelling and quirky moments make it more accessible than Killer 7 ever was, though it's certainly not a game for everyone."
- IGN (78/10): "No More Heroes isn't the most polished game out there, and it certainly has its fair share of quirks all around, but it deserves to keep its place in the libraries of the more serious Wii gamers just the same. Suda 51 promised a violent, stylistic spectacle, and he delivered."
- X-Play (100/100): "Death is hilariously over the top, bodies collapse in sections, heads pop like released balloons, amidst a symphony of screams from larynx free throats. Travis plays sweetly on these organs, the moans are applause. We love Suda and the imaginative commitment to No More Heroes, from the brown zep-dropping humanity of save points, to the incredible characters, story, and fight mechanic, we give No More Heroes a 5 out of 5."
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The critical consensus on No More Heroes has more or less quelled our fears: It plays nothing like Suda 51's last cel-shaded bizarro-fest, Killer 7. Though the stylized characters and unrelentingly quirky atmosphere remains, Grasshopper Manufacture's wack 'n slash seems to benefit greatly from frenetic fighting and gallons of comical blood (at least if you're playing the American version). Looks like we'll be wanting that sequel after all, Suda.
Reader Comments (71)
Posted: Jan 25th 2008 1:58AM (Unverified) said
@ VidGuy
Ya but so would 67.35241748 and 89.26154817, or even 67352417.48 and 89261548.17.
I know what you're getting at, but you took it to such an extreme that your argument made no sense.
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Ya but so would 67.35241748 and 89.26154817, or even 67352417.48 and 89261548.17.
I know what you're getting at, but you took it to such an extreme that your argument made no sense.
Posted: Jan 25th 2008 9:06AM (Unverified) said
How exactly did the review change again? I think you mean how the PERCEPTION of the review changes.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:11PM (Unverified) said
not really. if it were a 4 out of 5, it would be 80/100. But I am happy to see that this game is getting REALLY good scores. The things they are bitching about are general, but I think the game is great.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:22PM vidguy said
I assume the difference is that there isn't as much range. Usually the only score between a 4 and a 5 is a 4.5, with no smaller gaps in between. Limiting a reviewer to five stars gives them jumps of 10% even with half stars. So a reviewer has a choice of 10 possible ratings instead of 100.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 10:17PM (Unverified) said
So what? There's an infinite amount of numbers between 0 and 1. The score could have been a 1.0/1.0. It's just that it seems to be easier for people to comprehend differences in larger numbers.
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Posted: Jan 25th 2008 10:34AM Vidikron said
The 5/5 scale is a double edged sword depending on how it's used. It can result in too many 100% rated games, but unless the places using that scale use decimal places, it can also unfairly tag a game at 80% when it really should be somewhere between 80 and 100.
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Posted: Jan 25th 2008 2:41PM gd86 said
I don't think the 5/5 is saying the game is a 100. The show generally explains their scale as, Crap, You may be able to have some fun, Rent, Buy if your into the genera , and recommend to everyone. A 5 out of 5 is still can have flaws but in general if you have the system it's worth picking up even if it ain't normally your bag.
May not agree with it but they do at least explain their system once a year.
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May not agree with it but they do at least explain their system once a year.
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:15PM mr nimblewick said
You picked x-play over gamespot? I don't like this brave new world we've entered.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:48PM NaeemTHM said
I'll never understand the attraction to Morgan Web....
This best describes my feelings:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=218
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This best describes my feelings:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=218
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:56PM (Unverified) said
Fuck Morgan Manjaw, everything she says sounds scripted and corny. Come to think of it, fuck Xplay in general.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 9:59PM SpartacusMagnus said
I've never seen the show, but if Morgan Webb looks like a man, then consider me gay.
Seriously, no idea what her personality is like, but she is without a doubt a physically attractive female.
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Seriously, no idea what her personality is like, but she is without a doubt a physically attractive female.
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 10:37PM MarkezJM said
Whoa balls did I ever touch a nerve. Thanks for the backup, Spartacus. Scripted lines, WTF, who cares!?
Manjaw?! For some reason I'm envisioning a bunch of you in this thread sitting at your desks in the IT department, guzzling Mountain Dew (perhaps Game Fuel?) just biding your time before you go home to idolize women on the internet you know you have no chance with, and such, hold the fine Webb up to some bonkers standards.
Come on you bozos, close that ticket FTW!
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Manjaw?! For some reason I'm envisioning a bunch of you in this thread sitting at your desks in the IT department, guzzling Mountain Dew (perhaps Game Fuel?) just biding your time before you go home to idolize women on the internet you know you have no chance with, and such, hold the fine Webb up to some bonkers standards.
Come on you bozos, close that ticket FTW!
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 11:14PM (Unverified) said
Markez.... You said what I was thinking. Lulz.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 11:45PM (Unverified) said
:If I was attracted to transvestites then I would totally watch X-Play for Morgan Webb. She is one hot man-lady."
That's why I always carry a paper bag with me all the time...
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That's why I always carry a paper bag with me all the time...
Posted: Jan 25th 2008 12:02AM Anticrawl said
Clearly I was joking around friends. Honestly though she doesn't suit my tastes at all, when I see her all I see is a beastly build. She's got an oddly boney body. Not sure how one can have such boney nasty legs with such a nice set of hips. Plus her face is a bit manish.
In any case I've got a girlfriend who suits my tastes and am more than satisfied.
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In any case I've got a girlfriend who suits my tastes and am more than satisfied.
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:16PM (Unverified) said
I plan on getting this once I finish Mario Galaxy.
So i'll probably be one of the 15 people who actually buy games on the Wii.
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So i'll probably be one of the 15 people who actually buy games on the Wii.
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:17PM (Unverified) said
Guess I'll have to play it myself to see if I like it.
What a concept!
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What a concept!
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:57PM (Unverified) said
Do whut ya like: "ah, ah, ah, get me a nice tall bowl of cereal, icy cold milk"
"Daddy can I go outside?" Go where you like kid.
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"Daddy can I go outside?" Go where you like kid.
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:18PM vidguy said
Reviews for this game are all over the place. I guess NMH is as polarizing as some of the US's current politicians...
Metacritic puts it at 87 right now, and I think it deserves that score. The graphics are mediocre at best, especially the overworld Santa Destroy. But the gameplay is fun and the story/dialog VERY entertaining.
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Metacritic puts it at 87 right now, and I think it deserves that score. The graphics are mediocre at best, especially the overworld Santa Destroy. But the gameplay is fun and the story/dialog VERY entertaining.
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 11:31PM BigPhi84 said
I agree. The graphics are absolutely awful at times but I can't seem put my Wiimote down. With this game, the positives far outweigh the negatives. I especially love the self-deprecating humor, such as the method of saving games, the quirky part-time jobs, and the creepy gym owner. The throwbacks to an older era of gaming amuse this old fart and all the sound effects kick ass. BTW, I just beat the superhero-looking guy who shoots laser beams from his cock! Too bad he doesn't shoot spaghetti from his fingertips.
Phi ^_^
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Phi ^_^
Posted: Jan 25th 2008 9:10AM (Unverified) said
Actually vidguy, reviews are not all over the place. If I recall correctly, IGN's 78/100 is the lowest score yet.
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Posted: Jan 25th 2008 11:01AM vidguy said
It depends on what you mean. Yeah, the reviews range by 22 points (100-78). Though if you look around for some reviews not on metacritic you find worse scores; Insomnia gave it a 40 http://insomnia.ac/reviews/wii/nomoreheroes/
Some games have a lot less range than that (Super Mario Galaxy's range was 10) and some have a lot more (Zack and Wiki = 40). What I meant by it though is that the game is reviewed differently depending on who does it and what they expect. Viewed for it's merits and it's faults, I think both the 78 (and the 40!) and the 100 were unwarranted. This game isn't going to have universal appeal/acclaim like, say, Halo. It has plenty of awesome things that some reviewers will miss; and plenty of faults that some reviewers will overlook.
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Some games have a lot less range than that (Super Mario Galaxy's range was 10) and some have a lot more (Zack and Wiki = 40). What I meant by it though is that the game is reviewed differently depending on who does it and what they expect. Viewed for it's merits and it's faults, I think both the 78 (and the 40!) and the 100 were unwarranted. This game isn't going to have universal appeal/acclaim like, say, Halo. It has plenty of awesome things that some reviewers will miss; and plenty of faults that some reviewers will overlook.
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:22PM RobAccomando said
this game looks good. Too bad I have too many on my plate right now.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:59PM (Unverified) said
I totally hear that Rob. Too many to list. What the hell is going to happen when I get a 360 or PS3?
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:34PM (Unverified) said
Reviews really are all over the place.
There are a few fringe reviews that nailed No More Heroes, accusing it of being a pale imitation of GTA. Of course, that misses the point of the game - it's really not meant to be a GTA clone.
There are also a few (mainstream) reviews that put it quite a bit higher than I feel it deserves... the game definitely could've offered more.
In the end, high ratings in the high 80s sounds like a fair assessment. Here's hoping there a sequel is made, because a fun game with this much style doesn't appear every day.
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There are a few fringe reviews that nailed No More Heroes, accusing it of being a pale imitation of GTA. Of course, that misses the point of the game - it's really not meant to be a GTA clone.
There are also a few (mainstream) reviews that put it quite a bit higher than I feel it deserves... the game definitely could've offered more.
In the end, high ratings in the high 80s sounds like a fair assessment. Here's hoping there a sequel is made, because a fun game with this much style doesn't appear every day.
Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:35PM SpaceSpace said
I want this game so much, all my local stores don't have it that I've been to (that'd be Target and Circuit City), I'll either have to go to a GameStop (ewww) or buy it off the internet.
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Posted: Jan 25th 2008 9:47AM teamsammalone said
They put in a new gamestop much closer to me than anything else. I went to get this game last night and they didn't bug me to preorder anything... Just took my money and gave me a game with no offers, I was thrilled.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 8:43PM (Unverified) said
The game looks great I just hope they release it in Canada quickly.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 9:11PM SpaceSpace said
How is hitting your self in the dick with a hammer "being a man"?
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 9:25PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
i think he was just agreeing with you that going to gamestop sucks ass by comparing the experience of shopping there to the experience of hitting yourself in the dick with a hammer. in other words: you'd have to be a real man to submit yourself to such torture.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2008 9:53PM ThornedVenom said
The reviews are rather inconsistent, so I guess that this game is either a hit or miss for gamers: perhaps targeted at a niche audience?
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