
Mass Effect Shepard statue nears completion
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Posted: Jan 27th 2008 4:07PM NoTomorrow said
Does the statue have his ~BLAM!~ on it so he can bang the girl/alien statue?
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Posted: Jan 27th 2008 4:33PM (Unverified) said
This statue is 100% fully naked and children should not use this and NO i havent seen it or bought it but I heard it was bad...... plz buy my book !!!!
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Posted: Jan 27th 2008 11:33PM PlatinumSkeet said
If they put the face of the character you created then it'll all be worth it...
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Posted: Jan 27th 2008 11:24PM Geirskogul said
Bring out a female Shepherd statue, and I'd be all over it like my paycheck on a resin KOS-MOS
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Posted: Jan 28th 2008 12:23AM The Wicker Man said
This statue has ellict hardcore ass sex with multiple women and treats them like objects. Well thats what I heard on Fox at least...
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 11:29AM (Unverified) said
*yawn*
no colossus armor, no spectre weapon, no hot female, no blue lesbo action
this statue got all what the game is all about - NOT
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no colossus armor, no spectre weapon, no hot female, no blue lesbo action
this statue got all what the game is all about - NOT
Posted: Jan 28th 2008 1:47PM (Unverified) said
And according to Fox News, it's anatomically correct so you know it's true!
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