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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 9:24AM (Unverified) said

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why is a nine year old playing this game? seems too hardcore for that age group. my parents are guilty of buying me M rated games when i was younger but something has to be done about this problem. 10 year olds shouldnt be playing COD4 GOW. but w.e cool vid. i guess.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:15AM Maverick Saturn 06 said

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Come oooon... which 9 year old do you know that hasn't played GTA yet? What has Gears, Half Life, Halo and anything else got that GTA hasn't. Lmao
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 5:38PM SF Legend said

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Chainsaw bayonets.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:14PM Fox City said

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The point isn't "what 9 y.o. hasn't played these mature games" but that "they shouldn't be playing them." Games are rated Mature because they have content that is not only 'not suitable' for children, but is also much more appreciated by adults.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 9:26AM Alexisonfire said

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I.... cannot... stop... laughing.

That is too funny!
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 9:34AM thejoemeister said

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Don't try to force the meme, Joystiq. If it is destined to be a meme, it shall be so.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:39AM (Unverified) said

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That's a good comment my friend but I'm afraid isn't acceptable...*Caps lock BECAUSE YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE *Caps lock


(Forced meme is forced)
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 11:35AM Shignami said

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Too bad this is old as fucking hell

Heres the original video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XZrkOTzPUC4
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 7:44AM (Unverified) said

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I don't think you realize that it is already a meme.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 9:31AM The MAZZTer said

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GENIUS.

This is why Garry's Mod was created.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 9:35AM Hyams said

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Here's his fanfiction account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1047027/squirrelking

And don't be mean! :( - he's only like nine years old and he's learning English through writing these stories. He's recieved reviews telling him to commit suicide and calling him a retard, which really isn't all that nice... :(
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 12:08PM Ethan said

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I do seem to remember writing a 10-page epic about a fox that'd lost it's mum when I was about the same age.

Basically, you're right. Even if it's filled with massive holes and the 'brother' character is obviously created so the author can insert himself, but a 9 year old who takes the time to write a story down of their own accord is better than most, I'd say.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 9:39AM Greyze said

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lolled my ass off!
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 9:40AM (Unverified) said

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This video had me in tears when I first watched. It's so stupidly funny...
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 9:50AM davidc14 said

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Also check out The Idiots of Garry's Mod, hillariousness.

If you listen carefully though, you can hear the narrator laughing to himself [:P]
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:09AM Fox318 said

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This is a great example of how a score can make a film great.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 12:54PM (Unverified) said

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I agree. I think that that's new too.

Either way, regardless of how old this is, it's fucking hilarious, haha.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:10AM Stu L Tissimus said

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Okay, I'm sorry, but you guys have no idea how old this is. The video may be new, but that's not the star of the show: it's the audio. The epic reading is at least a year or two old. Originated on a site that doesn't exist and quickly spread to YTMND.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:21AM dustindeckard said

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That was probably the most entertaining five minutes of my days, until I go home and play REZ HD.

My favorite part was easily "BECAUSE YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!" I lol'd, and now I'm loi.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:22AM Rax Dakkar said

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This was the funniest things I've seen since the very first Yahtzee video.


The birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky ???
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:25AM Kristoffa said

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I don't know what's more entertaining, the video, or the fact I known adults with worse English than the 9 year old who wrote the story.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:23AM PoisonedAl said

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You Tube just keeps coming up with Source base win today.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:28AM Kristoffa said

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How typical is it that I should typo on a comment insulting someone else's English????
Sigh
How do you kill zombie ghosts anyways?
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 11:25AM PoisonedAl said

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You blow up their house! Dur!
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 6:45PM Ethan said

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That just makes them happy!
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:35AM (Unverified) said

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Well, well this was a triumph
I’m making a note here, Huge Success.
Is hard to overstate my satisfaction


Awesome stuff, it reminds me of a Ren & Stimpy episode.
Epic Win.

This is a great way to start the day.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 10:48AM captcarl said

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I saw this video last week. I was rolling in laughter. Good times.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 11:09AM Obienator said

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Holy crap that was epic! That narrator barely kept himself from loling hehe.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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Nine year old? I'm not so sure...someone obviously is inspired by Jerry Jackson, which is a (hilarious) cartoon meant to look like it was done by a nine year old.

http://www.fat-pie.com/jerryjackson.htm


Check out "super marrio bro's parondies"
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 12:00PM Ethan said

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It appears kids also write the darndest things.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 12:43PM Obienator said

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BEHOLD, I bring you more awesome(?) Squirrelking fanfiction...someone needs to make his Halo dreams a reality!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1047027/

"Human people army guys hurry and come in ship!"

hahahahaha
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 1:46PM ChiTownRuler23 said

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wtf did i just watch?
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 1:49PM PoisonedAl said

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Watching it again, 2:53 STILL makes me lol.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 2:03PM Ranus Studios said

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Hang on, I need to wipe these Tears of Laughter from my eyes.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 2:32PM PoisonedAl said

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Oh god, they just keep coming today. I was crying at one point at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh8VfFH78jY

Yeah, I'm easily amused. Bite me.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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"He was angry and mad..."

Angry AND mad?!@?!?@! Head for the hills, brotha!!
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 2:49PM (Unverified) said

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Meh. Concerned wannabe.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 2:58PM Neebs said

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BECAUSE YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 3:52PM (Unverified) said

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IMO the DRM approach to games Valve has with steam is the way forward. Valve get's its revenue, gives us good games, contains piracy and since they are a great company, they invest in other developers.

Case in point is Portal

This was a triumph.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 4:48PM Turles said

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Hilarious. This makes the horrible fan fiction enjoyable. Thank god for Gmod. Also, fuck you morons posting irrelevant video responses.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 8:55PM (Unverified) said

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lamo!!!
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Posted: Jan 30th 2008 11:30PM bigreub84 said

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LOL!!! That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Amazing.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2008 6:29PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, that is some unfunny shit.
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