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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:03AM Maverick Saturn 06 said

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Man, hes badass, they better not make a movie, the only person that looks like Duke is Arnold, and hes, urm busy.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:04AM ProfKOS said

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Better not take place in the TOO near future, or by the time it releases it could take place in the distant past.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:07AM (Unverified) said

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Duke Nukem Roid-Rage confirmed for PS3 & 360.
-Wii getting extra content for not being able to process the HD veins popping out of his neck.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:09AM Crono141 said

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You know, if DNF ever does come out, the entire internet will explode from all the crow being eaten. The title that DEFINED "vaporware" will no longer be vaporware.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:10AM (Unverified) said

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More like Duke Nukem: Forever in Development

ZING!

BIFF!

Gonnnnngngnnnnnnnnng!

Yeah... i went there...

But on a serious note, DN > Your Life, i want equal coverage with this as we had for Brawl... Super Smash Bros. is good... but not Duke Nukem good... I want to know when a programmer so much as sneezes on this one... fair is fair :-P
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:18AM (Unverified) said

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You are aware the DN: Forever in Development has already been used... alot right? Not so much a zing these days...
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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@Intentless

You are aware of a thing called Sarcasm, right?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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Just checking...


Sorry slow day at work needed to do something...
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:23AM (Unverified) said

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Good old Duke NukeEm Never...this game stuck in development purgatory..for shame!
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:23AM (Unverified) said

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What about Duke Nukem: Fornever?
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:28AM (Unverified) said

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ZING...confirmed! +1
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 5:30PM (Unverified) said

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I thought up that one and used it on joystiq before. Sorry. I probably wasn't the first either.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:40AM (Unverified) said

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am i the only one that sees nothing but Bruce Willis when I see the all this Duke artwork?
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:42AM (Unverified) said

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ZOMG, no lie I thought the same shit haha!
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:46AM Greg2k said

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No, you are not
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Posted: Feb 6th 2008 11:29AM (Unverified) said

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When I see this picture, I see Bruce Willis, haha. Its this ONE frame that looks like it too (minus the muscles anyway). wow...
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:47AM (Unverified) said

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I don't know. I think he looks more like Ron Pearlman than Bruce Willis.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:56AM doom saber said

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Wasn't it rumored or confirmed that Bruce Willis was going to play Duke Nukem when Duke Nukem was popular?
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 12:01PM (Unverified) said

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Duke Nukem was Popular?
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 12:07PM Korova Pamplona said

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Man DNF is neverending development time is such an internet meme - an cultural institution, if you will, that the license-holder has to drop meaningless news of continuing development just to keep cultural balance intact. I think they do this for fun only - a quick and dirty video here, a bit of bullnews there.

They are running the joke.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 12:17PM (Unverified) said

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I knew our economy was slowing down, but art director for a game that doesn't exist? I know a McDonald's that's hiring...
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 12:19PM Duke said

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If these guys went to work for McDonalds then the burgers would never get made.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 1:22PM masterinsan0 said

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At first they'd promise you the best burger you've ever eaten. By the end, they'd merely promise you a burger. It might be good, it might not--they just want to finish the friggin' burger.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 12:38PM doom saber said

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True. 3d Realms would be in limbo in making a burge they would probably use a method of making burgers from one burger joint, but then change it to another.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 7:52PM (Unverified) said

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At least he look like he wasn't on the juice. You can see the weight lifting set in the background.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 4:30PM Deck said

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Until there is any worthwhile information regarding DNF... I concluded that this game is not in development!
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 5:02PM (Unverified) said

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Duke Nuken is '90s

If it does come out, it will sell to parents of children under the age classification regulation, and people buying it out of pure respect for an old classic with a ridiculous developement period.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 6:15PM XGM said

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I think DNF is a huge publicity stunt so they can build up years of hype and deliver something in the end.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 9:51PM ThornedVenom said

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I doubt that the final result would EVER be able to justify that kind of development time.


It'd have to be Chuck-Norris status.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2008 8:19AM BurntMeatloaf said

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The game has neither art or direction.
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