Boy, this is awkward ... After "certain videogame websites" reported last week that Final Fantasy XIII had been promised for 2008, Square Enix has issued this sobering statement: "Any reports of a confirmed release date are erroneous and should be disregarded. Square Enix will make an official announcement in the future concerning the release date when it has been determined."
While we had corrected and reclassified our post as a mistranslation before the release of this statement, we felt it important to highlight Square Enix's official response to the misinformation, despite again acknowledging our error. Is an "our bad" enough of an apology? If not, feel free to take a few shots at us in the comments section. (Hint: This is the one time you won't be banned for it!)
Reader Comments (49)
Posted: Jan 31st 2008 2:51PM (Unverified) said
Okay, I apologize. That was extremely unnecessary.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 2:53PM (Unverified) said
After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 2:54PM baby sea tuna said
Guh. Did anyone really expect XIII in the US in 08?
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 2:58PM SheppyReturns said
It will take a while still. I mean, they are still on their first director on this game. They have to have at least two quit the project due to nervous breakdowns before it comes out... right?
...well, it's how FFXII got good...
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...well, it's how FFXII got good...
Posted: Jan 31st 2008 3:06PM baby sea tuna said
Well, unlike XII, hopefully XIII won't be "last-gen" by the time it releases. Then again, I haven't liked a Final Fantasy since IX on PS1, so I'm not exactly their target market anymore.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 6:59PM SoCoolCurt said
i was hoping by some sort of miracle it would release in '08 but that is super unlikely since even if it does come out in Japan this year, they are going to take forever and a day to localize it to release it in the states. i can still dream though, havent played a FF game since X and i was really excited about this one.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 2:56PM SheppyReturns said
ZOMG! I hope they ban/fire you...
*runs in fear of Ludwig's lions*
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*runs in fear of Ludwig's lions*
Posted: Jan 31st 2008 3:29PM samfish said
Actually, I like Kotaku.
THEY UPDATE AT NIGHT WHEN JOYSTIQ DOESN'T.
And they have Kotaku After Dark posts, which means fap fap fap. Hence why I dub myself Mr. Fap☆Fap over them parts o' the internets.
AND they have friends lists! FRIENDS LISTS!
GET WITH THE TIMES, JOYSTIQ!
Jeepers Cripes!
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THEY UPDATE AT NIGHT WHEN JOYSTIQ DOESN'T.
And they have Kotaku After Dark posts, which means fap fap fap. Hence why I dub myself Mr. Fap☆Fap over them parts o' the internets.
AND they have friends lists! FRIENDS LISTS!
GET WITH THE TIMES, JOYSTIQ!
Jeepers Cripes!
Posted: Jan 31st 2008 4:24PM baby sea tuna said
Dude, what are you talking about? Archers Of Loaf were AWESOME!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2008 11:13AM chrisgrant said
AOL is the greatest web company on the planet! *cashes check*
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 2:55PM (Unverified) said
You all smell funny. And you can't accessorize properly.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 2:57PM (Unverified) said
FIRST POST! This is not news!!!!
I like these ban-free posts. Let's have these more often.
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I like these ban-free posts. Let's have these more often.
Posted: Jan 31st 2008 3:11PM (Unverified) said
My non-exsisting sex life is more consistent than Joystiq's ability to report the correct release date for games...and I haven't been laid in two years. So in other words Joystiq can suck my "never been touched by anyone but myself" balls. I've had a better experience with a cat licking paint thinner off my nutsack and masturbating with sand paper than I ever have reading any news post (or lack-there-of) from Joystiq. You suck. Yes, you do too.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 3:17PM (Unverified) said
2008 sounds great to me! I'm extremely excited about this title.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 3:18PM (Unverified) said
2008 sounds great to me! I'm extremely excited about this title.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 3:33PM (Unverified) said
Call me crazy, point and laugh at me, etc. I still think FFXIII will be out in 2008, at least in Japan. SE just either isn't 100% positive they can do it, or they have some anal-retentive publicity plan whereby they refuse to announce a date yet in a misguided attempt to divert gamers' attention towards their lesser projects on the horizon. They've been working on the damn thing in one form or another since 2003, it was apparently expected out in 2007 at one point, it doesn't seem to be having any serious development problems like FFXII. They just can't crank out a AAA FF quality game in 18-24 months anymore like they could 10 years ago. The techonology is way more complex and they have to provide much more detail, and those poor salarymen have to sit at their computers for a few years and sweat it out.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 3:35PM zsavior said
Fox News: Joystiq did what? They did a retraction on their site! That's Maddness! I mean they got the hits alreay they should have denied denied denied. We'll teach them to show accountability for what they say. *Loads shotgun* Dark Lord bring the car around we got us a murder simulator to commit.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 3:55PM Lamppost said
What the fuck happened to the Joystiq I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Joystiq, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Orland, he's a dead man! McElroy, dead! Niedermeyer ...
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 4:00PM (Unverified) said
It would be funny if it weren't so obvious how biased you guys are for sony.
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 7:28PM Dr Stabbingworth said
Vlad doesn't play video games because you have to press buttons to do stuff like read signs.
That and he's too busy being a bitch.
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That and he's too busy being a bitch.
Posted: Jan 31st 2008 10:19PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
we can get banned? fuck-damn, i didn't know that... better watch the ol' languange from now on...
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Posted: Jan 31st 2008 11:03PM (Unverified) said
Good work joystick for admitting you were wrong and taking the flack for it. +1 respect.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2008 9:51PM (Unverified) said
Man..fuck abuncha apologizing about reporting the wrong release date for a freggin final fantasy game, I can't remember them giving an accurate date for any game in the past unless it was 45 to 60 days prior to being released. Damnit James...They should give you this information and then they'd know it was correct, well until the first or second production delay, by then it'll be anybodies guess, hell they should thank you for reminding consumers that it's in production because they've been working on this project for a little piece of forever, which really puts the pressure on square-enix because their last few titles weren't their greatest, after spending all this time on the project if they don't produce a good game, well then they suck, so back to what I was saying...fuck apologizing to them non-informing bastards, I'll post a site stating that the game has been released since July of 07 but can only be purchased at local Moogle Depots for 60 gil, I can't wait to see what they say about that one. until I rant again.... you might be a frequent flier but you'll never find a HiGhEr^PiKeR
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 1:06PM (Unverified) said
I don't really care if you Shisnos botched the date because I am not a Shisno. I usually go to gamestop or whatever on the weekends and if i see it there then I'll get it I'm not a camper gamer. But that being said if this is another !@#@#$ #$@#!%$^ chick led Final Fantasy like X2 I WILL be boycotting the franchise if i wanted to play barbie dress up i wouldn't have my testicles on the outside shame of SE for pulling that dirty shizno crap.
p.s. Shisno.
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p.s. Shisno.
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