It's as if they prophetically knew that the controller market for their new system would be flooded with useless peripherals
by money grubbing accessory manufacturers -- at least, we hope that's the case. We hope
that Nintendo wasn't being serious when they drew up diagrams for an early patent application
to show how the Wii remote would attach to other peripherals, as we assume that one of the oldest and most well respected video game companies on the planet would know better than to try to plug a controller into a skateboard, teddy bear, or rocking chair.
We imagine they ran out of ideas after the docking station and zapper peripherals, and that the rest of the diagrams were just filler. If not, when can we expect a release date on Michael McDonald's Television Shooting Simulator