
Pirates! is the 2004 re-make of Sid Meier's original 1987 adventure game, which sees players taking on the roles of pirates (duh) in the Spanish Main. Black is Criterion's adrenaline-fueled last-gen FPS, with destructible environments and a healthy amount of explosions. Tecmo's Ninja Gaiden Black added a number of features to the original Xbox title, including the condescending "Ninja Dog" easy mode.
All good additions, to be sure, but with Valentine's Day coming only three days later, couldn't they have at least included something a bit more romantic? Like, say, Beyond Good & Evil?
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Black was flashy garbage though.
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P.S. She's F*****g Matt Damon
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8
Unless you're a girly man who wimps out on hard games.
/governator
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This might be one of the few instances where the Xbox Originals idea wins out.
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And don't you know, that game is romantic! You seduce the daughters of colonial governors with your ballroom dancing skills.
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Okay, I'm really stretching. I just wanted to make a reference to an awesome rock song.
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Stranger's wrath , Munch odyssey would be awesome and the original for XBOX live would be fantastic.
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