Practically anyone who's played Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band has probably come across that one jerk who just can't help denigrating the simple fun of the rhythm game experience. "That's not even close to playing a real guitar," he'll say in a snide, nasally voice. "The guitar doesn't even have strings!" Well, if you want to show up that pompous prick, may we suggest you queue up the below video of a modded, stringed Rock Band guitar on a laptop and then RUB IT IN HIS FACE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ahem. Anyway, while this single-stringed beast still has a ways to go to match a real six-string guitar, it looks like it captures the axe-grinding experience a little more authentically. Here's hoping that some sort of officially licensed, purchasable version of this type of guitar will be available soon.
[Via Engadget]
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 6:17AM WhatIsThatThing said
Phew! No one linked to that crappy Ctrl+Alt+Del comic this time!
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 6:17AM WhatIsThatThing said
That was meant as a reply to motorer and that was my error.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 8:56AM (Unverified) said
Farseer you can't call him a douchelord. There is a chain of douche that you have to stick to and you have to stick to containers. It goes as follows: douchebag, douchebasket, douchebox, and the ultimate douchesilo.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 12:07AM (Unverified) said
Hey you know it says "Via Engadget" right above the video so no need to bag on these people there just trying to make us gamers world of virtual fun more like reality and i say there doing just fine. really do you have nothing better to do than to comment on how bad something is?
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 2:03AM (Unverified) said
playing these games is not even close to playing a real guitar. it is no different than those assholes that are awesome at DDR. at the end of the day, you still don't have any talent.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 2:32AM einhanderkiller said
I started playing guitar because I thought Guitar Hero was a pretty cool game.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 7:59AM (Unverified) said
And trolling on rhythm-game posts is not even close to being witty. At the end of the day, you are still a douchelord.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 11:34AM (Unverified) said
Um, the point of playing DDR isn't to simulate REAL LIFE dancing. That's like saying you're playing Contra because you're training to be a guerilla soldier.
Why does this mod exist?
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Why does this mod exist?
Posted: Feb 5th 2008 2:09PM (Unverified) said
I can't take credit for the douchelord term - it's from an Onion article. I just like to mix things up. :)
Ah ha! I found it:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56017
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Ah ha! I found it:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56017
Posted: Feb 5th 2008 2:08AM waynski1457 said
thats awesome! as someone who plays guitar, i always struggle with groups of three note strums because i want to reset in-between. now i HAVE to go do this!
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 12:40PM Ghen said
Since I just started playing GH3 on expert your comment is kinda relevant to my situation.. the 3 packs of notes in barracuda are pretty much impossible for me to grasp how they're supposed to be played, do you strum up-down-up up-down-up or up-down-up down-up-down? Is it personal preference, or is one style easier to use down the road?
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 2:11AM vidguy said
I hate asshole musicians who think they are above rhythm games. I've played electric, acoustic, and classical guitar for seven years now and still enjoy a good round of GH and Rock Band. My roommate has played drums for six years and can still enjoy the plastic set.
News flash: these games are not designed to be "close to playing a real guitar". They are videogames. Last I checked, nobody bitched about how Call of Duty doesn't train you to be a soldier. And nobody sits down with Guitar Hero to learn how to play the guitar. Get a clue.
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News flash: these games are not designed to be "close to playing a real guitar". They are videogames. Last I checked, nobody bitched about how Call of Duty doesn't train you to be a soldier. And nobody sits down with Guitar Hero to learn how to play the guitar. Get a clue.
Posted: Feb 5th 2008 2:22AM waynski1457 said
here here *raises drink*
ive been playing various instruments since i was 7 and love me the hell out of some great rhythm games.
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ive been playing various instruments since i was 7 and love me the hell out of some great rhythm games.
Posted: Feb 5th 2008 4:06AM ThornedVenom said
*raises glass*
Besides, Guitar Hero plays nothing like a real guitar: try sliding down those fret buttons.
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Besides, Guitar Hero plays nothing like a real guitar: try sliding down those fret buttons.
Posted: Feb 5th 2008 2:55AM (Unverified) said
Yes: I hate people that think that we seem to think that playing Guitar Hero makes us killer musicians. People are just playing it cause it's fun, morons.
Also: on the other side of the coin, I hope that "Here's hoping that some sort of officially licensed, purchasable version of this type of guitar will be available soon." is intended to be sarcastic...
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Also: on the other side of the coin, I hope that "Here's hoping that some sort of officially licensed, purchasable version of this type of guitar will be available soon." is intended to be sarcastic...
Posted: Feb 5th 2008 3:31AM (Unverified) said
Anyone else notice that the light around the Xbox button is red in that video? And, what does a red light on the controller indicate?
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 4:19AM (Unverified) said
Ahhhhhh. I didn't realize that the PS button lit up on the PS3 Rock Band controllers.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 4:08AM ThornedVenom said
Only one string?!!
I'd rather play the Dan Bau (Vietnamese Monocord) than that: http://www.vnstyle.vdc.com.vn/vim/english/music_instument/chordophone_Bau_monocord.html
Actually, let's start a Vietnamese Rock Band: http://www.vnstyle.vdc.com.vn/vim/vietnamese/nhaccu/hoday/Danbau/Bau2.jpg
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I'd rather play the Dan Bau (Vietnamese Monocord) than that: http://www.vnstyle.vdc.com.vn/vim/english/music_instument/chordophone_Bau_monocord.html
Actually, let's start a Vietnamese Rock Band: http://www.vnstyle.vdc.com.vn/vim/vietnamese/nhaccu/hoday/Danbau/Bau2.jpg
Posted: Feb 5th 2008 4:28AM (Unverified) said
I don't get it.. he goes through all that trouble and still plays it like a strum bar. Why not use a pick? Then tremolo picking will be much easier.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 4:54AM CA said
I'm all for guitar hero and rock band, I think they're awesome. I also think they are pretty lame for worrying about how someone else has fun. Honestly though, if you used the above video as an argument against a "pompous prick" you are playing right into their hands.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2008 8:56AM Youthinized said
What happens when the string snaps?
I've had plenty guitar strings snap for no apparent reason and if I have a few buddies over and they're whaming down on the string and it snaps. Can I just put a brand new one on?
If its as easy as putting new strings on a Guitar... Well easier, since that's usually a bitch, then it looks pretty sweet.
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I've had plenty guitar strings snap for no apparent reason and if I have a few buddies over and they're whaming down on the string and it snaps. Can I just put a brand new one on?
If its as easy as putting new strings on a Guitar... Well easier, since that's usually a bitch, then it looks pretty sweet.
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