While you might immediately think the above picture is somehow Christmas-related, we see it as a romantic date between Portal's most eligible bachelor (he's the strong, silent type who never threatens to stab) and a dressed-for-love Chocobo. Perhaps they'll be each other's Valentines next week. Check out the highlights for today:
Joystiquery
Law of the Game on Joystiq: Call the cops, he stole my Cloudsong!
Readers pick best webcomic: "Falcon ..."
Joyswag: Burnout Paradise & Prima Game Guide
Wii Fanboy Weekly: January 31st - February 6th
News
Microsoft to use SpeedTree for multiple projects in 2008
SouthPeak tries again with Monster Madness: Grave Danger
Age of Conan's violence toned down for Germany
No More Heroes video compares bloody and blood-less versions
New LeapFrog portables bring internet connectivity to children's games
Midway introduces 'This is Vegas' to Xbox 360, PS3, PC
New screens of Golden Axe: Beast Rider
Nintendo sells 10M Virtual Console games, still emphasizes retail channel
EA, Spielberg break out Boom Blox for Wii, mobile
Rockstar denies involvement with Grand Theft Auto movie
Mario Kart Wii to sport 32 courses, mid-air tricks and Mii integration
First Guitar Hero 4 song revealed
Mass Effect DLC to 'Bring Down the Sky' on March 10
Original Street Fighter II cast returns for SFIV
Xbox 360 HD DVD player price dropped to $130
3D Realms disputes confirmation of Duke Nukem Forever in 2008
Moore talks casual, Wii focus for EA Sports
Capcom sees Q3 profit decline, raises full-year forecast
Nintendo shares hit 7-month low on recession fears
Science says: Neurotic AI has a gaming edge
Bungie's next game is like, 'totally different'
Assassin's Creed pounces onto PC this March, adds missions
Dead Space dev wants PS3, 360 versions dead even
Madden producer David Ortiz leaves EA Tiburon
The best thing you'll see today: LittleBigPlanet plushie
Vanity Fair covers Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Circuit City offers 20% off 'all' DS games
Left Behind: Eternal Forces now free (Hurry! First 1m only!)
Rumors & Speculation
Culture & Community
No Country for Old Arcades locates 'Keystone II'
Library lets patrons play DDR to avoid late fees
Are you a mid-core gamer?
Dave Perry honored by Queen's University Belfast
Reader Comments (11)
Posted: Feb 7th 2008 12:08AM (Unverified) said
DAMN IT!! Thanks for reminding me that I didn't get the big companion cube from the valve store. I could of made hundreds of dollars! I got the dice ones though and they're hanging from my rearview.
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Posted: Feb 7th 2008 12:17AM Saria the Cat said
I think it's the pine and the Chocobo santa outfit that give it away.
Speaking of the holiday this picture is trying to pass off as, I sure hope there is some kind of Valentine's Day post. Maybe a showing off of romantic video game themed gifts? Or maybe a post before Valentine's that reminds all the male gamers reading Joystiq to get up off their butts and either A) get some flowers for their lover, B) appropriate a lover, or C) join in on Game Night.
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Speaking of the holiday this picture is trying to pass off as, I sure hope there is some kind of Valentine's Day post. Maybe a showing off of romantic video game themed gifts? Or maybe a post before Valentine's that reminds all the male gamers reading Joystiq to get up off their butts and either A) get some flowers for their lover, B) appropriate a lover, or C) join in on Game Night.
Posted: Feb 7th 2008 3:43AM Saria the Cat said
Sorry, this lover has already been appropriated. :) In fact, my Live account is in my boyfriend's name.
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Posted: Feb 7th 2008 1:17AM ThornedVenom said
Don't put the Cube so near to the candles!
It reminds him of bad memories, like the incinerator.
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It reminds him of bad memories, like the incinerator.
Posted: Feb 7th 2008 3:51AM (Unverified) said
Geez! Back off Fernando, I'm sure she wouldn't date a troll like you. Go meet women off the net.
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Posted: Feb 7th 2008 8:40PM Saria the Cat said
Oh, I'm glad it was a joke! I thought it would be embarrassing for someone to ask someone out in a Joystiq comment for everyone to see... :P
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Posted: Feb 7th 2008 1:16PM (Unverified) said
I'm a wacko? YOU know he's married, some guy you have never met, on the internet no less.
A Joke? Rrrrriiiiiiiiiiight..
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A Joke? Rrrrriiiiiiiiiiight..
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