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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 4:40PM Zertoss said

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My old 486 was enormous.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 4:42PM RobAccomando said

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yeah, just like Oblivion on the cell phone was so awesome.

What a waste of $4.95
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 4:43PM Ranus Studios said

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Lame side-scroller, here we come.

I can just imagine the licensing team laughing at how much they were probably paid for this.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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Call me crazy, but using my cell phone for communication is fine and dandy. Last time I checked, I didn't have the urge to break out my cell to start an epic quest, to go on a photography spree, or to bust out the tunes. Whatever happened to using a phone as just a phone?
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 4:49PM (Unverified) said

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Cellphone games are good for when you're in a boring meeting or on the shitter.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 4:55PM (Unverified) said

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I only play games on my mobile phone when I am on the crapper, and that in itself pretty much sums up all mobile phone games.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 4:58PM (Unverified) said

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@Blazur, Chase

Isn't that what the DS is for?
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 5:28PM Dale P said

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@paragraph: sometimes you need to be a bit more discreet. As tiny as the DS Lite is, a mobile phone is often less pocket bulge-inducing.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 5:36PM Sora said

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@Dale: You're not gonna have your DS in your pocket if you're playing it! =O
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 7:04PM mrmobius said

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Paragraph, I don't exactly go to lectures to play games, I go to listen and get something out of the money I'm spending, but sometimes the public health lectures can just get that dull that you need a 5 min break. I have my phone in pocket, and I can easily pick it up and play a puzzle game or something like Lego Star Wars for 5 mins and then put away again. I have barely any games (4 and thats including 1 that came with it) and any games I pick are on offer on the O2 mobile webpage so costs less. Not bad when you consider a DS game can be £25-30 so if I get a few hours total out of it then its no worse than any DS game for value of money, if we neglect the whole graphics and sound thing.

In a lecture the sound will be off and I prefer to be able to sit down and fully enjoy my DS game when I can play it. I'm at uni so have no home console here so DS is brilliant for some more immersive gaming than internet or phone gaming and I like to enjoy when I'm relaxing with it.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 4:50PM Duke said

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Oh yeah, this one will be painfully bad.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 2:51AM (Unverified) said

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Any game that goes from a console or PC onto a mobile phone is shit. While you sit there playing your boring-arse sidescroller you think back to the console version with the amazing graphics and real-time this and that. With 27 thousand units on screen and 7 trillion weapons to collect compared to the one sword and 2 floating skulls on your phone.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 4:51PM ummhello said

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who the hell uses their cell phones to play videogames anyways?? I've used mine to play Tetris to kill time, but otherwise the DS or PSP are a whole lot better (and have better games) than any cell phone game could ever have outside of the puzzle genre.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 5:03PM shimrra74 said

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Sounds like a great idea ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 5:06PM markhill66 said

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What's next? God of War, or even Call of Duty 4 on cell phones? Oh...nevermind.

-Mark
http://www.threevue.com
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 5:32PM Ghen said

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your fake anger is just as transparent as your stupid website plug. Go away.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 7:02PM (Unverified) said

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Burned d00d.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 5:11PM Beatz said

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I'll be bioshocked if this game doesn't biosuck!
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 1:22AM Geist said

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Zing!
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 4:17AM (Unverified) said

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Very Clever and Funny comment... LoL... Half a heart for you...
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 5:11PM Deck said

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Oh man, and I thought AC and COD4 on the DS were bad :-/
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 6:59PM (Unverified) said

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Actually COD4 DS isn't bad, is short but is good. AC according to metacritic isn't shit but is too short and if you ask me AC isn't a game that deserves to be a franchise.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 5:35PM Sora said

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So they're making another hit game for "mobile gamers"? I don't think having a development team catering to only two people is a good allotment of funds and human resources....
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 5:59PM Jakey777 said

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Kiill...mee...
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 6:08PM CountNoobula said

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Off thing, some people thought the Hindenburg was a good idea too.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 6:09PM CountNoobula said

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Odd thing*
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 6:57PM (Unverified) said

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I read something about this the other day and I thought it was just a lame rumor ,I mean the source was G4 after all.

Why are they doing this? Also how frequently someone actually buys a cell phone game?

To be honest I’ve played cell hone games and some of them are decent but in that tiny screen you can really play over 5 minutes without getting a headache.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 6:59PM BombProofGIJoe said

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Would you kindly make more shitty cell phone games? (Not that Bioshock was shitty, I love that game.)
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 7:52PM Crono141 said

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Am I the only one that recognized Bioshocks hacking game as Pipe Dream from the NES?
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 9:40PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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Nope. I still remember the times when I played that game on my uncle's PC when I went to visit him. A good passtimer, though it became annoying rather quickly.

And whoever thought about Bioshock being a good idea to be ported on cellphones should be beaten with a golf club, ala Ryan Andrew.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2008 9:41PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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*Andrew Ryan. I flipped the name by mistake.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 1:23AM Geist said

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Oddly, I remembered it as a minigame from the Beetlejuice GameBoy game.
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