Today's least safe for work video: Chains of Olympus sex game

45 Comments by Kyle Orland Feb 13th 2008 8:30PM
Filed under: Sony PSP, Action

After offending the easily offendable with slightly off-screen sex in God of War and God of War II, it seemed like a no-brainer that the somewhat adult mini-game would making a return for the PSP's Chains of Olympus. Well, that mini-game has now been revealed through an NSFW video posted of GameTrailers.

This time around, the urn and peeing statue that maintained the camera's focus in games past have been replaced with a deliciously suggestive candle (pictured above), which we have to say is an improvement. We can't help but wonder, though, where they'll go next for their suggestive imagery. Rock formations? Vegetables? A lighthouse? Hmmm, they'll probably be OK.

Warning: The below video contains adult content.

Tags: chains-of-olympus, god-of-war, hottest-video, mini-game, PSP, sex, sony

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Nick the Hero of Canton: Feb 13th 2008; 8:35PM

I'll be in my bunk.

Roflgoat: Feb 13th 2008; 8:53PM

Greatest comment on this site.

Fox has the worst taste in shows to cancel.

generic: Feb 13th 2008; 10:50PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FOXHOUND: Feb 14th 2008; 3:09AM

Phil Ken Sebben> "Ha ha! ...*handheld*."

jimmygotsmack: Feb 14th 2008; 3:46AM

"Phil Ken Sebben> "Ha ha! ...*handheld*.""

epic lol,

Phil Ken Sebben: "HA HA, dangle parts"

Antonio: Feb 13th 2008; 8:37PM

I didn't know the sex game came back in God of War II. I thought they left it out.

*fires up PS2*

muppetmeth: Feb 13th 2008; 8:41PM

This is Chains of Olympus, see.

HighFiveJesus: Feb 13th 2008; 8:45PM

Its in the first level, you gotta swim to get to it because its out of the way.

GoldenS1104: Feb 13th 2008; 8:50PM

@muppetmeth

Antonio was referring to this line in the post: "After offending the easily offendable with slightly off-screen sex in God of War and God of War II..."

FidliousWong: Feb 13th 2008; 10:31PM

In the bath house in the beginning, bash away on walls in one of the "swim to" sections to find it.

Urza: Feb 14th 2008; 1:35PM

This is the PSP god of war, but there is one in god of war 2... it's in the hot tub rooms in the beginning of the game.

Kapitan Kramer: Feb 13th 2008; 8:39PM

Haha, Im ordering my Craytos 'Real-Doll' right now...

EW GROSS!

Mr.ESC: Feb 13th 2008; 8:43PM

Fox news is going to be all over this.

Geist: Feb 14th 2008; 12:55AM

I was surprised they got all over the fairly tasteful sex in Mass Effect, and not the threesomes in the GoW games.

Urza: Feb 14th 2008; 1:36PM

Oh come on.. 2 on 1s is waaay more normal then hot alien lesbian sex. Fox news won't touch this. ;)

Smoke_Dawg_187: Feb 13th 2008; 8:46PM

Bizarre!

Savok: Feb 13th 2008; 8:47PM

Eh, boring.

Now if xp came out their vaginas like in Conan....

Autopsy15: Feb 13th 2008; 11:53PM

Sauce for great justice!

No, I really don't want to see that.

Geist: Feb 14th 2008; 12:57AM

4chan detected, deploying elimination squads.

ScottyGEE32: Feb 13th 2008; 8:50PM

So if Mass effect is a sex simulation game where you see nothing and don't interact in anyway...What is this then?

Mighty Healthy: Feb 13th 2008; 10:13PM

I agree with the sentiment.

Mass Effect - you can "create" a interspecies lesbian kiss, people are up in arms
GTA: San Andreas - Rockstar leaves code of a minigame that resembles the scene from Team America, people are up in arms
Bully - two boys kiss, people are up in arms

God of War 1, 2, and now Chains of Olympus - blatant nudity, lesbianism, and a teenage revelry of the occasion...WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THAT GOAT?!?!?

Donald: Feb 13th 2008; 10:26PM

Apparently sex in video games is only okay if it happened in a time BC

Geist: Feb 14th 2008; 1:24AM

Apparently they've never played Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude.

Sara: Feb 13th 2008; 8:56PM

Wow...it's like every other God of War sex sequence. That was a huge surprise (no pun intended).

mike: Feb 13th 2008; 9:05PM

im confused by that video. It sounded like the place was under attack or something. Who stops for sex with a war going on? Furthermore, only 15 seconds, come on.... Thats just down right embarising to only last that long. :p

Mr.ESC: Feb 13th 2008; 9:35PM

Who stops for sex with a war going on?

Umm any man?

ScottyGEE32: Feb 13th 2008; 9:40PM

Vietnam war is an example ;p

Also, the short time doesn't matter, he satisfied himself and the women. To do that in a short time is more manly than you yourself requiring a much longer time :P

Geist: Feb 14th 2008; 12:59AM

If my face was on fire and two exquisitely crafted woman asked me to join them, I'd take some time to weigh my options, then I'd join the women. My face would just have to burn.

DMeisterJ: Feb 13th 2008; 9:05PM

This alone is reason to buy this game. I was on the fence about buying it, but this has sealed the deal... If anyone needs me, I'll be under the covers... clipping my nails... lol.

rockintom: Feb 14th 2008; 5:58AM

Loser.

Edguy: Feb 13th 2008; 9:10PM

C'mon, I'm sure gamers would normally be able to find something more fap-worthy than this...

HighFiveJesus: Feb 13th 2008; 9:52PM

You're suppose to laugh and keep playing, not stop to masturbate, what kind of depraved geek would do that?

Mr Khan: Feb 13th 2008; 9:35PM

How come those "Please verify your age," things have dates on them after 1990? Why would anyone willingly enter another date anyway, unless they were just jackin' with it?

Ignatius: Feb 13th 2008; 10:34PM

They put them up for laughs. I mean, hey, today I'm 57 years old, the next, I guess I could be 42. Hey, I'm reversing the clock, back in my 20s!

Geist: Feb 14th 2008; 1:01AM

Basically, I spin my mouse wheel on the year. I'm always born on the first of January, though.

Laggy: Feb 14th 2008; 2:47AM

I've been over 18 since I was 7 according to these site restricting date things.

Neowyrm: Feb 13th 2008; 9:51PM

And that, dear friends, was awesome.

I wouldn't have been surprised if after one of the button presses blood sprayed all over the walls.

vidGuy: Feb 13th 2008; 10:02PM

Kratos needs to work on his stamina. Either that or he can please a woman faster than Superman. Wow.

V1L3: Feb 13th 2008; 10:18PM

The liquid wax spilling all over the figurine of the woman was a little too much...

A little too much AWESOME.

Urza: Feb 14th 2008; 1:38PM

I'm glad I'm not the only one that notice. :P

samfish: Feb 14th 2008; 12:01AM

Guy didn't even last two minutes.
...how sad.

Zeus.:God: Feb 14th 2008; 12:37AM

Would you last two minutes with them?

WOOOOOOOOOO!

PointyThings: Feb 14th 2008; 12:29AM

Hah! Quick time events are worthwhile!

ThornedVenom: Feb 14th 2008; 2:19AM

WHAT THE FUCK

"Thank you my Lord" FTW

farfar93: Feb 14th 2008; 4:54AM

Look at it this way: would you WANT to play a game that has you sit there and press a few buttons for 10-20 mins while watching a dripping candle spin around?

It's pretty standard for games to elapse time at an increased rate to make them reasonable to play.

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