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Today's least safe for work video: Chains of Olympus sex game

by Kyle Orland on Feb 13th 2008 8:30PM

After offending the easily offendable with slightly off-screen sex in God of War and God of War II, it seemed like a no-brainer that the somewhat adult mini-game would making a return for the PSP's Chains of Olympus. Well, that mini-game has now been revealed through an NSFW video posted of GameTrailers.

This time around, the urn and peeing statue that maintained the camera's focus in games past have been replaced with a deliciously suggestive candle (pictured above), which we have to say is an improvement. We can't help but wonder, though, where they'll go next for their suggestive imagery. Rock formations? Vegetables? A lighthouse? Hmmm, they'll probably be OK.

Warning: The below video contains adult content.

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Tags: chains-of-olympus, god-of-war, hottest-video, mini-game, PSP, sex, sony

Reader Comments (45)

I'll be in my bunk.

Greatest comment on this site.

Fox has the worst taste in shows to cancel.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Phil Ken Sebben> "Ha ha! ...*handheld*."

"Phil Ken Sebben> "Ha ha! ...*handheld*.""

epic lol,

Phil Ken Sebben: "HA HA, dangle parts"

I didn't know the sex game came back in God of War II. I thought they left it out.

*fires up PS2*

This is Chains of Olympus, see.

Its in the first level, you gotta swim to get to it because its out of the way.

@muppetmeth

Antonio was referring to this line in the post: "After offending the easily offendable with slightly off-screen sex in God of War and God of War II..."

In the bath house in the beginning, bash away on walls in one of the "swim to" sections to find it.

This is the PSP god of war, but there is one in god of war 2... it's in the hot tub rooms in the beginning of the game.

Haha, Im ordering my Craytos 'Real-Doll' right now...

EW GROSS!

Fox news is going to be all over this.

I was surprised they got all over the fairly tasteful sex in Mass Effect, and not the threesomes in the GoW games.

Oh come on.. 2 on 1s is waaay more normal then hot alien lesbian sex. Fox news won't touch this. ;)

Bizarre!

Eh, boring.

Now if xp came out their vaginas like in Conan....

Sauce for great justice!

No, I really don't want to see that.

4chan detected, deploying elimination squads.

So if Mass effect is a sex simulation game where you see nothing and don't interact in anyway...What is this then?

I agree with the sentiment.

Mass Effect - you can "create" a interspecies lesbian kiss, people are up in arms
GTA: San Andreas - Rockstar leaves code of a minigame that resembles the scene from Team America, people are up in arms
Bully - two boys kiss, people are up in arms

God of War 1, 2, and now Chains of Olympus - blatant nudity, lesbianism, and a teenage revelry of the occasion...WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THAT GOAT?!?!?

Apparently sex in video games is only okay if it happened in a time BC

Apparently they've never played Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude.

Wow...it's like every other God of War sex sequence. That was a huge surprise (no pun intended).

im confused by that video. It sounded like the place was under attack or something. Who stops for sex with a war going on? Furthermore, only 15 seconds, come on.... Thats just down right embarising to only last that long. :p

Who stops for sex with a war going on?

Umm any man?

Vietnam war is an example ;p

Also, the short time doesn't matter, he satisfied himself and the women. To do that in a short time is more manly than you yourself requiring a much longer time :P

If my face was on fire and two exquisitely crafted woman asked me to join them, I'd take some time to weigh my options, then I'd join the women. My face would just have to burn.

This alone is reason to buy this game. I was on the fence about buying it, but this has sealed the deal... If anyone needs me, I'll be under the covers... clipping my nails... lol.

Loser.

C'mon, I'm sure gamers would normally be able to find something more fap-worthy than this...

You're suppose to laugh and keep playing, not stop to masturbate, what kind of depraved geek would do that?

How come those "Please verify your age," things have dates on them after 1990? Why would anyone willingly enter another date anyway, unless they were just jackin' with it?

They put them up for laughs. I mean, hey, today I'm 57 years old, the next, I guess I could be 42. Hey, I'm reversing the clock, back in my 20s!

Basically, I spin my mouse wheel on the year. I'm always born on the first of January, though.

I've been over 18 since I was 7 according to these site restricting date things.

And that, dear friends, was awesome.

I wouldn't have been surprised if after one of the button presses blood sprayed all over the walls.

Kratos needs to work on his stamina. Either that or he can please a woman faster than Superman. Wow.

The liquid wax spilling all over the figurine of the woman was a little too much...

A little too much AWESOME.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that notice. :P

Guy didn't even last two minutes.
...how sad.

Would you last two minutes with them?

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Hah! Quick time events are worthwhile!

WHAT THE FUCK

"Thank you my Lord" FTW

Look at it this way: would you WANT to play a game that has you sit there and press a few buttons for 10-20 mins while watching a dripping candle spin around?

It's pretty standard for games to elapse time at an increased rate to make them reasonable to play.

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