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Posted: Feb 15th 2008 2:19PM (Unverified) said
That was so bad that my nose started bleeding while I was watching that.
Or maybe that was the line of coke I did right before I pressed play... :|
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Or maybe that was the line of coke I did right before I pressed play... :|
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:36PM Vladimir356 said
omg lol.
this is gunna sell just as good as crysis!
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this is gunna sell just as good as crysis!
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:54PM (Unverified) said
ummm crysis went platinum douche bag, it sold just fine.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 10:42PM (Unverified) said
Right..... There isn't 1 million people in the world with fast enough computers that can play Crysis. :P
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 11:31PM (Unverified) said
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 12:32AM (Unverified) said
I'm pretty sure they meant the game can render a platinum texture real time with DirectX 10.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:36PM Nick the Hero of Canton said
On the upside, we get HOLY SHIT THE FEDORA HAT IS BACK! trailer today, but on the downside, we get Far Cry :(
Wait...hold on...hold on...wait for it...
: (
Get it? Far Cry? Get it? Man, I'm lame.
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Wait...hold on...hold on...wait for it...
: (
Get it? Far Cry? Get it? Man, I'm lame.
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:37PM Nick the Hero of Canton said
Great, it wouldn't let me put all those spaces between : and ( to make my crappy lame joke
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:37PM Peter Moore said
"BASED ON THE BEST SELLING VIDEOGAME"
Oh god... why would you start your trailer with that? That can only mean bad things.
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Oh god... why would you start your trailer with that? That can only mean bad things.
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:52PM (Unverified) said
Eh, I'm sure our reactions to the trailer are at least slightly influenced by the fact that we know its a Boll film.
If I didn't know that, I might have held a shred of hope.
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If I didn't know that, I might have held a shred of hope.
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 8:35AM (Unverified) said
The fact is, that trailer is better than the actual movie will be- that's why we're condemning it already.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2008 10:53AM (Unverified) said
Til Schweiger is...
WAIT--WHO THE FUCK IS TIL SCHWEIGER?
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WAIT--WHO THE FUCK IS TIL SCHWEIGER?
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:40PM (Unverified) said
What the heck? Doe Uwe Boll crap out a new video game movie every 3 months? And what in the heck does this have to do with the game other than the main character?
P.S. Somebody make damn well sure Quentin Tarentino, John Woo, or Robert Rodriguez will get the Metal Gear Solid movie! Don't tell Uwe about this!
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P.S. Somebody make damn well sure Quentin Tarentino, John Woo, or Robert Rodriguez will get the Metal Gear Solid movie! Don't tell Uwe about this!
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:40PM (Unverified) said
is it just me or was the first starting music from some other movie?
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:41PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said
were you expecting something original from Uwe Boll?
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 9:21PM (Unverified) said
Royalty-free, canned music.
That way you don't need to pay a composer or musicians!
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That way you don't need to pay a composer or musicians!
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 11:06PM SheppyReturns said
Actully... it's The Crystal Method from their Legion of Boom CD..
Or is it sad that I know that?
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Or is it sad that I know that?
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 12:51AM (Unverified) said
Sad? No, I'm a Crystal Method fan myself. :P
What's sad is that good music is being used in such a bad film. Well, to be fair, I don't know it's bad yet - but it's Uwe Boll. I'll probably win the lottery before he makes a good movie.
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What's sad is that good music is being used in such a bad film. Well, to be fair, I don't know it's bad yet - but it's Uwe Boll. I'll probably win the lottery before he makes a good movie.
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 9:43AM (Unverified) said
i may be swinging in the dark here, but did the beginning kind of sound like music from the recent batman movies ....
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 10:03PM ThornedVenom said
"This is my weapon, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, this is for fun."
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This is for fighting, this is for fun."
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:41PM (Unverified) said
is that your gun?
no... it's my dick... we're both naked in a sleeping bag... i thought we were fucking
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no... it's my dick... we're both naked in a sleeping bag... i thought we were fucking
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:41PM markhill66 said
At least Anthony Bourdain gets a pretty sweet death scene in it.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:43PM SheppyReturns said
Maybe you guys should just ink Indiana Jones and the punching of aliens trailer instad. Or Wall-E...
I mean, eiously... he did the dick/erection joke... instaphail...
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I mean, eiously... he did the dick/erection joke... instaphail...
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:59PM (Unverified) said
At least it has a classic quote, "You're making brainless monsters!" Substitute "movies" for "monsters" and you've got a one-line description of Uwe's resume.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:45PM (Unverified) said
I'm glad to see Jeff Gertsmann found something else to do related to video games.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:53PM (Unverified) said
And here I thought generic sound effects were going out of style...
Especially the punching sounds. Those are my Fav.
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Especially the punching sounds. Those are my Fav.
Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:54PM (Unverified) said
Best part of the trailer is that at the end it linked me to a Rush music video i didn't even know was real.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2008 8:55PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said
Joystiq should have posted the Indy 4 trailer to cancel out the lameness of this trailer
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