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Posted: Feb 15th 2008 6:00AM Nigeria said
Guys, let's be honest here: Farcry had a terrible story.
It's all good lampooning the trailer but deep down in our hearts, did we really expect any better?
Remember those monster/zombies that appeared halfway through the game? Remember how unexplained and pointless that all was? This is the material he's working with.
The game deserves this film.
It's all good lampooning the trailer but deep down in our hearts, did we really expect any better?
Remember those monster/zombies that appeared halfway through the game? Remember how unexplained and pointless that all was? This is the material he's working with.
The game deserves this film.
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 6:02AM easo said
The acting story and effects are seriously better in the Pacman movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 7:00AM (Unverified) said
Honestly, it looks about as deep as the Far Cry game was.
I don't know what anyone expected from a movie based upon that game.
At least Boll adds the cheese factor.
I don't know what anyone expected from a movie based upon that game.
At least Boll adds the cheese factor.
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 11:52AM (Unverified) said
The thing is that the Cheese factor is constantly overused in Uwe boll movies to the point that is actually raped.
Yes it starts so bad that it provokes laughter but after a while you will feel nausea and when it ends you'll feel dead inside.
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Yes it starts so bad that it provokes laughter but after a while you will feel nausea and when it ends you'll feel dead inside.
Posted: Feb 18th 2008 2:11AM BoBsS said
Dude what the hell! Where are the mutated animals? That was key to the game!
Damn Uwe Boll, In the Name of the King was a mediocre movie since it had Jason T. in it (who is one of my favourite actors).
Damn Uwe Boll, In the Name of the King was a mediocre movie since it had Jason T. in it (who is one of my favourite actors).
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 9:37AM Teleto said
Wow, that movie looks just....stunning? Give this guy an Oscar for best director. Bravo sir.
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 9:46AM (Unverified) said
but.. but.. but... its TIL SCHWIEGER!!!
How can any of you dare dis this film when he is in it??
How can any of you dare dis this film when he is in it??
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 11:42AM (Unverified) said
"I'm just the driver."
Ripped straight from Eastern Promises
Ripped straight from Eastern Promises
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 12:53PM (Unverified) said
If this were a student film, I'd be impressed.
But it's not - so it looks like crap.
But it's not - so it looks like crap.
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 12:13PM (Unverified) said
This is a SCI-FI made for TV movie right... oh wait, it is supposed to be a feature film. Oh dear. I see Direct to DVD in its future.
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 3:26PM Jawmuncher said
That doesnt look bad at all.
Dont know why people hate uwe boll that much.
Bloodrayne and house of the dead were bad but his work is getting better.
Dont know why people hate uwe boll that much.
Bloodrayne and house of the dead were bad but his work is getting better.
Posted: Feb 15th 2008 7:31PM (Unverified) said
This assclown realizes the biggest fault people find with his movies is how they go waaaay off track from the source material. There are a lot of faults but the fact that he has shown no effort to correct this or maybe try to switch things up is actually REALLY ANNOYING.
He wants to fail. This is like a hobby to him.
He wants to fail. This is like a hobby to him.
Posted: Feb 16th 2008 12:27PM OcaZ said
Potential to do amazing..... except for one small problem its uwe boll he cant even to a good movie if he tried! the trailer is supossed to make the movie look good but if thats the way its gonna be.... F my life
Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:53AM Eggbrook said
OMFG THEY RUINED IT!!! It would have been so badass if the Trigens were displayed correctly. Instead their human? WTF!?!?!?! I will say one thing though. The got one thing right and I mean ONLY 1 thing right.... The actor they have playing the mad scientist (I forget his name) is perfect for the part! Other than that I agree with the first comment I too shall denounce all religion because their obviously is no god
Posted: Feb 16th 2008 9:34AM (Unverified) said
But, but... I liked it..
And then to go on to read it's Uwe Boll born...I find myself questioning myself, I don't know who I am anymore...
And then to go on to read it's Uwe Boll born...I find myself questioning myself, I don't know who I am anymore...
Posted: Feb 18th 2008 2:22AM (Unverified) said
it suxx.
better make a film on Half Life game.
better make a film on Half Life game.
Posted: Feb 17th 2008 2:14PM Darlek said
Uwe
what have you done
the video game industry needs to stop letting him buy up licenses
what have you done
the video game industry needs to stop letting him buy up licenses
Posted: Feb 17th 2008 11:22PM (Unverified) said
Chuck Norris and Uwe Boll should definitely team up.
Posted: Apr 18th 2008 12:02PM (Unverified) said
uwe-bol has a knack for making large, steaming piles of shit that he tries to pass off as films. 70's porn has better dialogue and edgier camera-work that anything he has touched. His talent as a director cand be compared to a toddler with a crayon trying to copy the mona-lisa.
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