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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:06PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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I need to know


WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE DO!!! WHY IS SHE ADORED BY MILLIONS OF PRE-TEEN GIRLS!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS GENERATION!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:10PM ThornedVenom said

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Because all other pre-teen idols have gone astray?
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:18PM SheppyReturns said

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You know, Clarissa could totally explain this all....
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:24PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said

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She's adored by only thousands of pre-teen girls.
Though she is adored by billions of PedoBears
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 8:45PM Ignatius said

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All I can say, is when I saw that picture, all I could imagine was a CS headshot.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 8:57PM Sora said

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Vegeta, what does PedoBear say about Hannah Montana's bra size?!
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 11:18PM (Unverified) said

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its over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaand!(A)
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 9:10PM (Unverified) said

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Xbox Live should get "Doug" from the old Nickelodeon. That would be awesome. :) Screw this current generation of television.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 1:16AM chispito said

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You mean Voltron, Duck Tales, Smurfs, Gummi Bears and G. I. Joe. Screw your generation, too.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 1:36AM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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FUCKING YES!!!

WE NEED TO START A PETITION!!!!
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:12PM ThornedVenom said

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*pants heavily*


Calm yourself Thorned, it's ok. You've already lived and seen worse days.

*cries at the thought of babysitting kids booming High School Musical non-stop*
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:14PM SoCoolCurt said

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thats pretty cool i guess. it will certainly be effective in their family aim. i just wish Sony would wake up and give us access to that massive Sony Pictures library they have sitting there.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:17PM SheppyReturns said

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I saw one episode... immediately had to punch and old lady for shaping the world where such a creation could exist...
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:20PM Avarice said

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Ugh. The Disney Channel's philosophy towards comedy seems to be; "Not funny enough? Then it needs more laugh track!"
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Posted: Aug 31st 2008 7:12AM (Unverified) said

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I only found out from Wikipedia that she was a girl
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:20PM ThornedVenom said

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Don't believe everything you read online.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 2:51AM (Unverified) said

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i heard that corey was in the house ...
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:39PM Esat Dedezade said

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This..... post does not interest me in the slightest. I merely happened to wander haphazardly by chance into the comment box. Seeing as I'm here, quick question:

Can any one draw anything BUT a square on an etch a sketch?

Thanks for your time.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:58PM (Unverified) said

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Hell man, I can't even do that.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 9:56PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Do you mean like...rectangles?
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 7:40AM ThornedVenom said

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Funny what we considered as intuitive controls back then.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:45PM (Unverified) said

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Does anyone else think she looks possessed in that picture?
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 9:45AM imurray said

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Yeah, I was gonna say.

Saw some packaging with her on it the other day as I was walking through a store, and I could've sworn it was a picture of either:

a) someone who had a mild case of retardation
b) someone who was just experiencing a fit of epilepsy.

She's not funny or talented, and I'm tired of her face. Which means she gets a TV show. Good job Nickelodeon, for killing all of the good shows we grew up with, and shoveling this tripe down the throats of todays youth. Really, bravo.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 9:54AM imurray said

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I know exactly what you mean.

I passed this picture one day in a store, and I immediately thought one of two things was happening:

a) she was someone with mild retardation
b) she was having an epileptic fit

As far as I'm concerned, the television for kids today is trash. Granted, the TV for adults is no better, but it's never been for kids in the first place. It's sad to think of how many good shows we had growing up (Hey Dude, Wild & Crazy Kids, Salute Your Shorts, David the Gnome, Eureka's Castle, Double Dare, Clarissa Explains it All, All That, Ahhh! Real Monsters, etc.), and now all the kinds get to watch are crappy cookie-cutter shows like this, the "Suite" Life of Zack and Cody, some show with a fat kind and a skinny kid learning to live together (Drake and Josh?), and plenty of others.

Bravo.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 9:57AM imurray said

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Damn Joystiq commenting system.

You make me cry.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 6:50PM ummhello said

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at least it's not fucking Barney....
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:22PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said

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at least Barney had good songs
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:00PM (Unverified) said

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There's a Disney Channel?
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:21PM ThornedVenom said

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So, i herd u liek pichus....
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 4:08PM Mr Khan said

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Man, when i was little (like 5 & 6, back in the mid-90's) Disney Channel was the shit when they actually showed Disney Cartoons

Old School Daffy Duck, New-school Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, and Talespin, the only shows i remember more fondly are SWAT Kats and Doug

Like Nickelodeon, the network went to pot when they stopped showing actual animated content...
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:00PM quickshade said

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So much bashing on her, but then ask yourself, are you the ones going home and watching Flavor of Love, I love new york (5-6-7) and Rock of Love on VH1. Yea I'd rather support something that has go morale values than watch some shitty show about fucking as many chicks or dudes as you can. Of course I'm not saying I run up stairs and watch her on TV. But if my younger sister chooses this over VH1, I think I can say she's making a good choice. And I won't mind watching it.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:20PM (Unverified) said

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Man, TV is in the shitter ain't it?
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:24PM ThornedVenom said

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Stuff like this makes me wish we had National Geographic at home or something... oh well, the I'll just satisfy my little remnants of sanity with episodes of the original Twilight Zone on Sci-Fi.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 4:11PM Mr Khan said

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No, not TV, just all the networks owned by Viacom

TV is still in a good way on quite a few networks
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:07PM (Unverified) said

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Intrigued, I looked at some of the 30 second previews of this show on iTunes.

It sucks. It REALLY sucks. It's like it wants to be a mix of "Full House" and "Saved by the Bell," only way dumber.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:23PM (Unverified) said

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When I read that Disney Channel stuff is coming to Live, I was happy ! I like Mickey Mouse cartoons, Ducktales and stuff like that. Too bad I forgot what Disney is all about nowadays. I have to say that I am proud to live in a country that has not yet heard of Hannah Montana....
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 12:34AM D3m0sthenes said

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Communist Russia?
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 2:29PM phizzyphizzy said

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Yeah, that guy lives in the past. Good guess.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:35PM Anticrawl said

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That girl looks terrifying, what an awful photo.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:50PM The Wicker Man said

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Score one for decency, not one person has said, " Id hit it!" yet...yet.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 8:47PM Ignatius said

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I'd shoot it to make it go away.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 7:58PM (Unverified) said

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My friend can wink wink and nudge nudge all he wants, he's not watching my Hannah Montana! LMAO
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 8:17PM jake11 said

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wha-what?
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 8:31PM (Unverified) said

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It's the end of the world.

*tear*
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 8:36PM (Unverified) said

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"half of our readers would fess up to watching the pre-teen pop queen, and the other half would be bold-faced liars."

LOL! I've seen one half so far...
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Posted: Feb 18th 2008 12:25AM (Unverified) said

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I student teach at a middle school. Hannah is all the sixth grade girls ever fucking talk about.

@ Fidius:

Clarissa = win

~


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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 8:48PM pabloshong said

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the only reason she is still alive is out of respect of her father. achy breaky heart ftw
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 8:51PM The Wicker Man said

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gross is that billy rays semen byproduct?
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Posted: Feb 17th 2008 1:30AM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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FUCK YEAH!!!
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Posted: Feb 16th 2008 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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When you work at toys r us you notice they use that picture on EVERY. SINGLE. PIECE. OF. MERCHANDISE!

plus, have yuo ever heard her speak lately? She sounds like a dude.
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