Because all other pre-teen idols have gone astray?

You know, Clarissa could totally explain this all....

She's adored by only thousands of pre-teen girls.
Though she is adored by billions of PedoBears

All I can say, is when I saw that picture, all I could imagine was a CS headshot.

Vegeta, what does PedoBear say about Hannah Montana's bra size?!

its over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaand!(A)

I only found out from Wikipedia that she was a girl

Don't believe everything you read online.

i heard that corey was in the house ...

Hell man, I can't even do that.

Do you mean like...rectangles?

Funny what we considered as intuitive controls back then.

Yeah, I was gonna say.

Saw some packaging with her on it the other day as I was walking through a store, and I could've sworn it was a picture of either:

a) someone who had a mild case of retardation
b) someone who was just experiencing a fit of epilepsy.

She's not funny or talented, and I'm tired of her face. Which means she gets a TV show. Good job Nickelodeon, for killing all of the good shows we grew up with, and shoveling this tripe down the throats of todays youth. Really, bravo.

I know exactly what you mean.

I passed this picture one day in a store, and I immediately thought one of two things was happening:

a) she was someone with mild retardation
b) she was having an epileptic fit

As far as I'm concerned, the television for kids today is trash. Granted, the TV for adults is no better, but it's never been for kids in the first place. It's sad to think of how many good shows we had growing up (Hey Dude, Wild & Crazy Kids, Salute Your Shorts, David the Gnome, Eureka's Castle, Double Dare, Clarissa Explains it All, All That, Ahhh! Real Monsters, etc.), and now all the kinds get to watch are crappy cookie-cutter shows like this, the "Suite" Life of Zack and Cody, some show with a fat kind and a skinny kid learning to live together (Drake and Josh?), and plenty of others.

Bravo.

Damn Joystiq commenting system.

You make me cry.

at least Barney had good songs

So, i herd u liek pichus....

Man, when i was little (like 5 & 6, back in the mid-90's) Disney Channel was the shit when they actually showed Disney Cartoons

Old School Daffy Duck, New-school Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, and Talespin, the only shows i remember more fondly are SWAT Kats and Doug

Like Nickelodeon, the network went to pot when they stopped showing actual animated content...

Man, TV is in the shitter ain't it?

Stuff like this makes me wish we had National Geographic at home or something... oh well, the I'll just satisfy my little remnants of sanity with episodes of the original Twilight Zone on Sci-Fi.

No, not TV, just all the networks owned by Viacom

TV is still in a good way on quite a few networks

Communist Russia?

Yeah, that guy lives in the past. Good guess.

I'd shoot it to make it go away.

wha-what?

gross is that billy rays semen byproduct?

FUCK YEAH!!!

She's wearing a blonde wig. She's much more attractive as a brunette (Which is what she is without her wig), IMO.

*Casts anti-flame shield*

Whoops, forgot this:

But she's still a bag full of fugly.

I should hit you with a bobby club.

STEP AWAY FROM THE UNDERAGE CHILDREN.

Booking you right now as a victim of Chris Hanson.