Disney Channel programming launches on Live Marketplace

We were planning on accompanying this post with a poll asking how many of our readers regularly watch Hannah Montana, but we're pretty sure we can guess the results of that questionnaire -- half of our readers would fess up to watching the pre-teen pop queen, and the other half would be bold-faced liars.
Fine, you don't have to admit it -- but if you have a friend (wink, wink) with an Xbox Live account, that friend (nudge, nudge) can now download episodes of Hannah Montana as well as a plethora of other Disney channel programming on Live Marketplace. It's just like having that dreamy Zac Efron live inside of your Xbox 360 hard drive, ready to serenade you at your behest, just one ashamed button press away from your Veteran career on Call of Duty 4.
[Via Gamerscore Blog]





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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Feb 16th 2008 6:06PM
I need to know
WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE DO!!! WHY IS SHE ADORED BY MILLIONS OF PRE-TEEN GIRLS!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS GENERATION!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!
ThornedVenom @ Feb 16th 2008 6:10PM
Because all other pre-teen idols have gone astray?
FidliousWong @ Feb 16th 2008 6:18PM
You know, Clarissa could totally explain this all....
The Artist formally known as Jesus @ Feb 16th 2008 7:24PM
She's adored by only thousands of pre-teen girls.
Though she is adored by billions of PedoBears
Ignatius @ Feb 16th 2008 8:45PM
All I can say, is when I saw that picture, all I could imagine was a CS headshot.
Sora267 @ Feb 16th 2008 8:57PM
Vegeta, what does PedoBear say about Hannah Montana's bra size?!
ugg.tryptophan @ Feb 16th 2008 11:18PM
its over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaand!(A)
BanjoFan360 @ Feb 16th 2008 9:10PM
Xbox Live should get "Doug" from the old Nickelodeon. That would be awesome. :) Screw this current generation of television.
chispito @ Feb 17th 2008 1:16AM
You mean Voltron, Duck Tales, Smurfs, Gummi Bears and G. I. Joe. Screw your generation, too.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Feb 17th 2008 1:36AM
FUCKING YES!!!
WE NEED TO START A PETITION!!!!
ThornedVenom @ Feb 16th 2008 6:12PM
*pants heavily*
Calm yourself Thorned, it's ok. You've already lived and seen worse days.
*cries at the thought of babysitting kids booming High School Musical non-stop*
B1gC72 - PSN: KillaKornbread @ Feb 16th 2008 6:14PM
thats pretty cool i guess. it will certainly be effective in their family aim. i just wish Sony would wake up and give us access to that massive Sony Pictures library they have sitting there.
FidliousWong @ Feb 16th 2008 6:17PM
I saw one episode... immediately had to punch and old lady for shaping the world where such a creation could exist...
Avarice @ Feb 16th 2008 6:20PM
Ugh. The Disney Channel's philosophy towards comedy seems to be; "Not funny enough? Then it needs more laugh track!"
Arthur @ Aug 31st 2008 7:12AM
I only found out from Wikipedia that she was a girl
ThornedVenom @ Feb 16th 2008 7:20PM
Don't believe everything you read online.
colin @ Feb 17th 2008 2:51AM
i heard that corey was in the house ...
Esat @ Feb 16th 2008 6:39PM
This..... post does not interest me in the slightest. I merely happened to wander haphazardly by chance into the comment box. Seeing as I'm here, quick question:
Can any one draw anything BUT a square on an etch a sketch?
Thanks for your time.
Gehodra @ Feb 16th 2008 6:58PM
Hell man, I can't even do that.
Batzarro @ Feb 16th 2008 9:56PM
Do you mean like...rectangles?
ThornedVenom @ Feb 17th 2008 7:40AM
Funny what we considered as intuitive controls back then.
Seattle Yonkers @ Feb 16th 2008 6:45PM
Does anyone else think she looks possessed in that picture?
Ian Murray @ Feb 17th 2008 9:45AM
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Saw some packaging with her on it the other day as I was walking through a store, and I could've sworn it was a picture of either:
a) someone who had a mild case of retardation
b) someone who was just experiencing a fit of epilepsy.
She's not funny or talented, and I'm tired of her face. Which means she gets a TV show. Good job Nickelodeon, for killing all of the good shows we grew up with, and shoveling this tripe down the throats of todays youth. Really, bravo.
Ian Murray @ Feb 17th 2008 9:54AM
I know exactly what you mean.
I passed this picture one day in a store, and I immediately thought one of two things was happening:
a) she was someone with mild retardation
b) she was having an epileptic fit
As far as I'm concerned, the television for kids today is trash. Granted, the TV for adults is no better, but it's never been for kids in the first place. It's sad to think of how many good shows we had growing up (Hey Dude, Wild & Crazy Kids, Salute Your Shorts, David the Gnome, Eureka's Castle, Double Dare, Clarissa Explains it All, All That, Ahhh! Real Monsters, etc.), and now all the kinds get to watch are crappy cookie-cutter shows like this, the "Suite" Life of Zack and Cody, some show with a fat kind and a skinny kid learning to live together (Drake and Josh?), and plenty of others.
Bravo.
Ian Murray @ Feb 17th 2008 9:57AM
Damn Joystiq commenting system.
You make me cry.
umm....hello??? @ Feb 16th 2008 6:50PM
at least it's not fucking Barney....
The Artist formally known as Jesus @ Feb 16th 2008 7:22PM
at least Barney had good songs
Gehodra @ Feb 16th 2008 7:00PM
There's a Disney Channel?
ThornedVenom @ Feb 16th 2008 7:21PM
So, i herd u liek pichus....
Mr Khan @ Feb 17th 2008 4:08PM
Man, when i was little (like 5 & 6, back in the mid-90's) Disney Channel was the shit when they actually showed Disney Cartoons
Old School Daffy Duck, New-school Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, and Talespin, the only shows i remember more fondly are SWAT Kats and Doug
Like Nickelodeon, the network went to pot when they stopped showing actual animated content...
quickshade @ Feb 16th 2008 7:00PM
So much bashing on her, but then ask yourself, are you the ones going home and watching Flavor of Love, I love new york (5-6-7) and Rock of Love on VH1. Yea I'd rather support something that has go morale values than watch some shitty show about fucking as many chicks or dudes as you can. Of course I'm not saying I run up stairs and watch her on TV. But if my younger sister chooses this over VH1, I think I can say she's making a good choice. And I won't mind watching it.
Stevie Dunbar @ Feb 16th 2008 7:20PM
Man, TV is in the shitter ain't it?
ThornedVenom @ Feb 16th 2008 7:24PM
Stuff like this makes me wish we had National Geographic at home or something... oh well, the I'll just satisfy my little remnants of sanity with episodes of the original Twilight Zone on Sci-Fi.
Mr Khan @ Feb 17th 2008 4:11PM
No, not TV, just all the networks owned by Viacom
TV is still in a good way on quite a few networks
blahblahbloo @ Feb 16th 2008 7:07PM
Intrigued, I looked at some of the 30 second previews of this show on iTunes.
It sucks. It REALLY sucks. It's like it wants to be a mix of "Full House" and "Saved by the Bell," only way dumber.
Sturek @ Feb 16th 2008 7:23PM
When I read that Disney Channel stuff is coming to Live, I was happy ! I like Mickey Mouse cartoons, Ducktales and stuff like that. Too bad I forgot what Disney is all about nowadays. I have to say that I am proud to live in a country that has not yet heard of Hannah Montana....
Raikage Apple freaking DF (Wii FC 5508 0487 4434 0992) @ Feb 17th 2008 12:34AM
Communist Russia?
Phizzy @ Feb 17th 2008 2:29PM
Yeah, that guy lives in the past. Good guess.
Anticrawl @ Feb 16th 2008 7:35PM
That girl looks terrifying, what an awful photo.
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Feb 16th 2008 7:50PM
Score one for decency, not one person has said, " Id hit it!" yet...yet.
Ignatius @ Feb 16th 2008 8:47PM
I'd shoot it to make it go away.
Colin @ Feb 16th 2008 7:58PM
My friend can wink wink and nudge nudge all he wants, he's not watching my Hannah Montana! LMAO
Jake11 @ Feb 16th 2008 8:17PM
wha-what?
Durandel @ Feb 16th 2008 8:31PM
It's the end of the world.
*tear*
Version 1.0 @ Feb 16th 2008 8:36PM
"half of our readers would fess up to watching the pre-teen pop queen, and the other half would be bold-faced liars."
LOL! I've seen one half so far...
Hiroken @ Feb 18th 2008 12:25AM
I student teach at a middle school. Hannah is all the sixth grade girls ever fucking talk about.
@ Fidius:
Clarissa = win
~
jackbauer @ Feb 16th 2008 8:48PM
the only reason she is still alive is out of respect of her father. achy breaky heart ftw
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Feb 16th 2008 8:51PM
gross is that billy rays semen byproduct?
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Feb 17th 2008 1:30AM
FUCK YEAH!!!
Misquito @ Feb 16th 2008 9:06PM
When you work at toys r us you notice they use that picture on EVERY. SINGLE. PIECE. OF. MERCHANDISE!
plus, have yuo ever heard her speak lately? She sounds like a dude.