Not everyone is a fan of cell phone games and their development. Said an anonymous attendee at the Telltale party tonight, "Sure, mobile games are big business. Selling cocaine is big business, too. That doesn't make it respectable." It does add a new meaning to the term "Crackberry" (yeah, we're punny).
Mobile games are dangerous. They can cause such side-affects as: Frustration, comas, irritable bowel syndrome, brain damage, diverticulitis, nosebleeds, dizziness, birth defects and loss of money.
Mobile gaming is most popular with women because they can take Bejeweled in their purse. I personally need more complexity in my games, and way better controls.
I don't see anything wrong with mobile gaming, you know, if they'd keep those fucking 30 page Cell Play minimag/Cingular ads out of magazines that have nothing to do with cell phones. Nothing makes me want to cancel my subscription of OXM and PCGamer faster than seeing 30 pages worth of shitty shovelware cell phone games right in the middle of an article I'm trying to read.
Synner I don't stereotype women to date I've met two gamer girls and heard of one other. Hell a recent study found women's brains don't react the same to games as men's.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Nigeria @ Feb 19th 2008 6:20AM
But crack is a stimulant. Isn't that a redeeming factor? So if I play snake is that the equivalent of smoking rocks?
Questions questions
Nikonov @ Feb 19th 2008 7:00AM
Mobile games are dangerous. They can cause such side-affects as: Frustration, comas, irritable bowel syndrome, brain damage, diverticulitis, nosebleeds, dizziness, birth defects and loss of money.
ThornedVenom (Ludwig Defense Force) @ Feb 19th 2008 7:01AM
Penelope Cruz? Blow?
Yes plz.
Arno @ Feb 19th 2008 8:12AM
Blow?
Yes plz.
Matt B @ Feb 19th 2008 8:32AM
Brick Breaker FTMFW!!
iguide23 @ Feb 19th 2008 9:27AM
Blow was the best movie about drugs
samfish @ Feb 19th 2008 9:36AM
You've obviously never seen Requiem For A Dream.
Brilliam @ Feb 19th 2008 10:44AM
And neither of you have ever seen, uh, most movies.
Matt B @ Feb 19th 2008 1:33PM
./.. and Trainspotting..
Kujel @ Feb 19th 2008 12:22PM
Mobile gaming is most popular with women because they can take Bejeweled in their purse. I personally need more complexity in my games, and way better controls.
Synner @ Feb 19th 2008 1:21PM
Man you love making comments to stereotype women huh?
Synner @ Feb 19th 2008 1:20PM
I don't see anything wrong with mobile gaming, you know, if they'd keep those fucking 30 page Cell Play minimag/Cingular ads out of magazines that have nothing to do with cell phones. Nothing makes me want to cancel my subscription of OXM and PCGamer faster than seeing 30 pages worth of shitty shovelware cell phone games right in the middle of an article I'm trying to read.
Kujel @ Feb 19th 2008 4:50PM
Synner I don't stereotype women to date I've met two gamer girls and heard of one other. Hell a recent study found women's brains don't react the same to games as men's.
Josh @ Feb 19th 2008 3:07PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_Hitlerum