Zero Punctuation's BioShock Opening
by Michael Zenke 
{ Feb 20th 2008 at 3:15PM }
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
CB @ Feb 20th 2008 3:17PM
That was hilarious. But it is true, some games just throw you in there expecting you to know everything.
theCardinal @ Feb 20th 2008 3:27PM
Uhhh... I don't think that was the point.
Nailio @ Feb 20th 2008 3:31PM
Gotta miss the days of the SNES where the story was in the instruction booklet, eh?
CB @ Feb 20th 2008 3:43PM
"Uhhh... I don't think that was the point."
*adds* ...in a short amount of time.
Manvir (El Homer) @ Feb 20th 2008 3:50PM
*cough*mass effect*cough*
CubeGuy @ Feb 20th 2008 7:17PM
No! No! My avatar! Mine!
CB @ Feb 20th 2008 7:32PM
lulz
Count Noobula @ Feb 20th 2008 3:25PM
Lols
ogvor @ Feb 20th 2008 3:26PM
Can't understand it, hopefully it will be up with the other stuff he's doing for GDC at the Escapist.
Mr Khan @ Feb 20th 2008 4:35PM
Yeah, the echo combined with a rapid British-turned-Aussie dialect really doesn't make for good listening
Alex M @ Feb 20th 2008 5:23PM
The videos will be posted on The Escapist site at midnight.
Bucket @ Feb 20th 2008 3:37PM
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Ranus Studios @ Feb 20th 2008 3:39PM
His GDC videos will be going up in intelligible quality on The Escapist at midnight EST.
therpham @ Feb 20th 2008 3:42PM
I can't understand a word from all the echo.
LiK @ Feb 20th 2008 3:44PM
that is pure PWNAGE! LOLzz...
panzerjedi @ Feb 20th 2008 3:55PM
They used a Mac. Good for them!
dan stabbingworth @ Feb 20th 2008 4:03PM
OMG! PCs lack video playback capabilities! I need a laptop in a manila envelope to do such hardcore processing!!!
Anticrawl @ Feb 20th 2008 4:17PM
Hahaha, Apple fanboys are simply the worst.
Ignatius @ Feb 20th 2008 5:27PM
Yeah, screw PCs man, let's whip out some MacBook Air and play Crysis, no point in having a PC if Macs are apparently the standard.
rofl.
Zachary Hinchliffe @ Feb 20th 2008 6:00PM
it's people like you that make me ashamed to use Apple products.
fawazr @ Feb 20th 2008 11:36PM
Mac's are only used for music production, graphics and development. But PCs are capable of so much more. An AirBook would simply NEVER be able to crush Crysis. And with the amount of time you can spend playing games on a PC, you'll never have to get a Mac.
Saria the Cat @ Feb 21st 2008 6:50PM
Oh no! Someone with a preference that deviates from the norm! Quick, vote 'em down! God forbid we allow diversity.
FoxHoundADAM @ Feb 20th 2008 3:55PM
Yeah it's hard enough to follow Yahtzee without the echo.
jack shaftoe @ Feb 20th 2008 4:02PM
May I be the first to suggest that perhaps Yahtzee has "jumped the shark"?
DemonGSides @ Feb 20th 2008 4:23PM
May you also be retarded.
He's done nothing different than what he normally does.
jack shaftoe @ Feb 20th 2008 4:49PM
What I meant is that it wasn't very funny compared to his other stuff, and he is getting kind of oversaturated, like an indie band that starts getting heavy airplay on top 40 stations. And no, sadly I am not a special person.
Mr.ESC @ Feb 20th 2008 4:04PM
I'm not sure what he said because of the echo, the noise and the poor quality of the video but what I manage to hear wasn't too funny.
Neebs @ Feb 20th 2008 4:14PM
Can't wait for the hearable version to be up tonight.
Zootittles @ Feb 20th 2008 4:16PM
hurfnueferfryanfurfnurfnurfdurfplasmidsharfdurfflarffontainefloopfrarhfnarf
DemonGSides @ Feb 20th 2008 4:24PM
what he said was basically the beginning of Bioshock, before you get there, just with his normal speed talking way.
Nothing exciting, just a funny little video that they did with his help.
NATO_Duke @ Feb 20th 2008 5:24PM
I think people know that - they are all just joking about how poor the sound quality is.
antV @ Feb 20th 2008 5:43PM
hmmm, i didnt find anything very comedic about the beginning of bioshock, this wasn't anything close to the expletive laiden jibberish that i expected.
greenie @ Feb 20th 2008 9:34PM
probably cause its a more public appearance, so he likely had to be a bit more "PG-13"
ThornedVenom (Ludwig Defense Force) @ Feb 21st 2008 2:11AM
Win move.
Yahtzee is becoming cult status.