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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:05PM Ranus Studios said

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When? WHEN?
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:06PM (Unverified) said

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I'd really hate to be the one who says this but,

This was a triumph
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:10PM (Unverified) said

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If you hadn't included the "I really hate to be the one to say this" part then I would have voted you down haha. Now I'm willing to be that 3 other people will post separate comments saying that this was a triumph as well as the rest of the song.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:20PM Withad said

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Must resist... can't stop myself...

I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:32PM (Unverified) said

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Agreed. his only worked because you apologized beforehand.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:51PM (Unverified) said

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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 7:46PM lgndk11r said

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I'm so sorry for this...

Aperture Science
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 9:53PM (Unverified) said

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We do what we must because we can.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 11:14PM (Unverified) said

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For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 3:16PM (Unverified) said

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...
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:08PM AirIntake said

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Um, while I love Rock Band, and the song, I just don't see how it would be fun to play.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:15PM Peter Moore said

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FAIL.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:24PM SpeeGold said

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EPIC PHAILURE*


Fixed :)
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:40PM ummhello said

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yeah, I was thinking that myself. would TOTALLY download it if it's free, though.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:40PM Neebs said

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the power of remix
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 8:49PM bakedbeans6 said

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The best part? When you finish the song, you can have cake.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:15PM LuigiHann said

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Hmm. Will it be a remix, or a rock cover, or something? Fun song, but not exactly the best fit for a "rock band."
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:19PM DVersion said

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Wait...I'm not even sure there's guitars or bass in "Still Alive"...is there going to be a comadore 64 attachment?
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:27PM (Unverified) said

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There is definitely a guitar and a drum part. Listen to the song carefully; white out the lyrics in your mind. It's understated, but it's there.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:53PM (Unverified) said

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Also, there is bass. Very simple, but nonetheless.
And this song... Rock Band wins. Don't know what, but it wins it. Hard.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:22PM KaneRobot said

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Game, set, match Rock Band. Suck it, Guitar Hero.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:25PM (Unverified) said

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This was a triOH SHIT I STRUMMED THE WRONG FRICKIN CHORD AGAIN

"Huge success" my ass.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:30PM DiddlyKong said

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If this cost money fail. If this is free win.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:31PM (Unverified) said

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Go ahead guys! Run Portal into the ground! You can do it!
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:41PM Nigeria said

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Your Servbot suits the comment.

I can picture it masturbating on the carcase of this song...
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 7:14PM (Unverified) said

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What?? Quoting that song will NEVER get old!

I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now-

Ah crap. Just got old.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:30PM (Unverified) said

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Any idea on a release date?

Oh, look at me still talking while there's science to do...
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 6:46PM jonviray said

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This would explain:

From facebook:

Leo Laporte
I'm going to get to play in The Jonathan Coulton "Rock Band" on Friday at the Great American Music Hall in SF!
Updated on Wednesday

Interesting.....
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 7:00PM (Unverified) said

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This news is even cooler for me because I just beat Portal for the first time yesterday. Creepiest...end...game...music...ever.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 7:05PM cesaria said

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I was hoping this was true when the rumor came up. Best song ever. Seriously.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 7:24PM (Unverified) said

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Wait a minute, game was totally addictive as is the song and Rockband well... rocks! But there's some great tracks out there that have NO business being on a game like RockBand. How will this be fun to play for anyone other than vocals?? I just don't see it, but who knows, maybe it'll be different when it's there...

but no, I don't think so- a great song that will suck bad with virtually no play value on the game. There, I said it.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 7:51PM zkey14 said

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Ah, the song that made me hate humanity.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 7:59PM Otakuon said

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Now, where is the video of Harmonix and Coulton playing "Still Alive" together on "Rock Band"?
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 8:47PM Trojan said

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This is such cool news. I can't wait!
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 9:15PM Some Guy said

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better on audiosurf.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 9:18PM (Unverified) said

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Great song, great game. A perfect formula, and a day-one purchase.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 9:38PM (Unverified) said

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Yes, Yes one thousand times yes.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 10:31PM (Unverified) said

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GUITAR HERO 3 PLEASE.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 1:09PM (Unverified) said

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Buried for liking Guitar Hero? Are you kidding me?

Way to jump ship on a franchise so quickly. It's hitting colors at a certain time,i'm sure Activision has it covered.
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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 10:46PM (Unverified) said

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All you fools need to grab Audiosurf on STEAM for 10 bucks and get this song and the Orange Box soundtrack included, not to mention you can play all yout MP3's and compete for global high scores.

The damn thing runs on the oldest software and it's fun as shit.

http://www.steampowered.com/v/index.php?area=game&AppId=12900



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Posted: Feb 21st 2008 11:41PM (Unverified) said

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maybe this will end up like the RHCP pack that was reportedly coming out this week. . . . Man these guys are right almost as much as Micheal Pacter.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 5:14AM sqwarlock said

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I'm...I...wha...but...this...oh my...YES!
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:08AM lilguy said

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Do we get cake too?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:43AM (Unverified) said

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I hate to say it, cause I'm gonna get flamed but, this song really really sucks.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2008 10:02AM (Unverified) said

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Have you actually played through the game? I can see how you'd think it sucks on its own, but if you recognize the references, it's friggin' hilarious.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2008 9:29PM (Unverified) said

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THIS IS WORTHLESS.
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