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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:03AM (Unverified) said

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FAIL.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:06AM copa said

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Expense that mother-fucker.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:06AM Zertoss said

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Not as funny as the homeless lady, but comedy nonetheless.

So did those PS3s taste as good as Kutaragi led us to believe a couple of years ago?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:11AM baby sea tuna said

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Yes, thanks to their patented fat-draining pan!
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:17AM foxhound said

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I'm told the unreal tournament of flavour that the warhawk has, bears uncharted taste that ratchet and clanks your appetite with a heavenly sword. So it's understandible that you guys motorstormed up a bill equal to the cost of two PlayStation 3 consoles... a baked genji would break down anyone's resistance by its flow alone. Hell, it had me shouting RIIIIIIDGE RACER!



...However, nothing beats Home cooking and a bowl of GT gelatin for dessert. :d
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:25AM waynski1457 said

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wow foxhound, that was epic!
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:42AM SoCoolCurt said

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wow foxhound...best rant ever.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:43AM Korova Pamplona said

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Bra Vo! 34DDD

That was tits, Foxhound!
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 12:49PM ThornedVenom said

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Beautiful fanboy poetry makes me cry. =')
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:11AM (Unverified) said

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I think someone at joystiq must have "overheard@GDC" the word pretentious, because they've been using it an awful lot lately, and never quite correctly.

If you're eating 5-star, then how can something pretend it has distinction when it already has proven itsself?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:16AM Zertoss said

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But there isn't a P-word that is synonymous with "beautifully" that would work in front of "presented."
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 11:16AM Ludwig Kietzmann said

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Actually, given the expensive nature of the meal and its presentation, "pretentious" is quite correct. It works just as well as ostentatious.

/pretentious answer
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:12AM Crono141 said

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Who's who in that picture?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:22AM Zertoss said

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Also, who at Joystiq doesn't require corrective lenses?

Come on, guys! My grandma CAN'T be right about video games ruining your eyes! It goes against the natural order!
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:44AM Jerk Face said

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I second Crono's question! It would be nice to put faces to voices (and words).
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:45AM Berzerk said

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My guess:

Bottom Right: Justin
Bottom Left: Chris
Beside Chris: Ludwig
Other 5 People: Minions
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:54AM Neon Jebus said

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At first I thought Justin was in the very back but then I realized that beaming white light was the camera's flash. Justin after all is pure energy.

Also has any of the Joystiq staff been ID'd in the Inside Xbox videos posted this week. I noticed a few other game bloggers / writers.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 11:03AM Jerk Face said

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It is official:

All (or at least many) of the Joystiq crew are together at thes how, right?

Joystiq Group Photoâ„¢ 2008
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 11:56AM Ironhammer said

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Ludwig has to be sitting front left. He looks too distinguished to be American. Justin can't be front right because Ludwig would want to sit as far away as possible while the eating machine known as J.U.S.T.I.N. (Jawed Unit Skilled in Tenacious Imbibing and Nibbling) is at full bore. I think Chris is sitting at the head of the table way in the back.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 11:57AM edoglost said

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IS that Ross, the second on the right. For some reason he looks like a Brit. And is that Richard all dressed up in the sports coat? X3F is classy
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 12:51PM ThornedVenom said

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All I see is Ludwig surrounded by goons.


LUDWIG DEFENSE FORCE STRIKES AGAIN!
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 1:05PM (Unverified) said

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Ross is bottom right... considering he was the one doing all the Gears of War 2 interviewing.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 1:17PM (Unverified) said

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Oops... meant bottom left....
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 3:09PM Ludwig Kietzmann said

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You're all wrong. Looks like we'll have to put up a labeled photo later, huh? (Hint: Chris isn't in this picture.)
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 3:27PM mrmobius said

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Is Ludwig the guy standing to the left because the rest of the team decided they didn't want to have to afford buying Ludwig food? They all think he isn't good enough to eat with them and instead has to stand behind them like a servant.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 5:12PM EJ A said

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Recalling from the Reader Meet-up last year, Ludwig is standing up on the left and Ross Miller is the handsome devil on the lower left.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:12AM waynski1457 said

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at least you found something to do with them!

im sorry, that was very fanboyish and i didnt mean it. at least i said it before someone who believed it came in and did so...
i hope the food was good.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:14AM dustindeckard said

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Haha... Priceless.
The real question is, though... Which model? Back-compat?

And yes, I agree with Crono. Get this picture tagged on Flickr or something.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 1:44PM dbvii said

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No, the REAL question is:

Did you have to leave the table to talk to your friends, or did it have "In-table XMB"?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:17AM Player1 said

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Oh God. Please don't do any more posts about what you ate for dinner. That's what drove me away from Kotaku.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:22AM Triforceowner said

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I can totally hear Justin's voice saying that, LOL.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:26AM (Unverified) said

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20s, 40s, 60s, or 80s?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 2:54PM DonaldMick said

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Let's put it this way: To afford the dinner, they actually had to fire Justin McElroy.

And by Justin, I mean Griffin (sadly).
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:37AM Duke said

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Next time dont fall for it when the "makers" of the Phantom tell you they'll pick-up the tab.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:39AM dustindeckard said

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epic lawlz.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:41AM Neon Jebus said

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Reminds me of my departments meal at Craftsteak in Vegas. Would have scored you a HP Blackbird system. That Kobe beef isn't cheap.

I'm just glad Justin finally got to go to an event!
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 10:49AM Korova Pamplona said

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That's why they sounded so satisfied on the podcaaast.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 11:27AM (Unverified) said

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(Homer's voice): MMM... Cell...

:D
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 11:37AM Picklesworth said

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Okay, you guys have had more than your share of the word "quipped". Damnit, I've read it in practically every GDC story posted here!

Need a "quip"-less feed...
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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There's a moment in every man's life when the harsh, cold reality of opportunity cost slaps them upside the head.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 12:36PM DonaldMick said

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I've been inspired. Tonight, I shall treat myself to a meal that will cost exactly the same as a copy of that M&M cart racer.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 12:53PM ThornedVenom said

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Will it have visible nuts?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 12:54PM ThornedVenom said

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Shit, I wanted to reference the "LOOK! A NUT!" joke, but I ended up posting a completely pervertedly awkward comment.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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Way to close your eyes, Ross! (bottom left)
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 2:31PM betabetamax said

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Shortly there after, just ate 3 PS3's just for the sake of irony.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2008 2:48PM betabetamax said

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Shortly there after, Justin ate 3 PS3's just for the sake of irony.
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 6:40PM hvnlysoldr said

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599 US DOLLARS!
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