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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 5:33AM (Unverified) said

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Biggest.
Cocktease.
Ever.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 5:39AM Exo said

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oh shit, that was going to be my exact post.

you basterd. you smart basterd
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 6:05AM (Unverified) said

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I almost came.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 7:50AM (Unverified) said

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nah, Final Fantasy 7 Tech Demo was. But this is 2nd without a doubt.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 10:28AM FrankTheCrank said

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Let it go.

Seriously, there's nothing you can do. This horse has been beat, it's dying in the corner and soon it will be room temperature.

Can you guys let it go already.

Just for shits and giggles, I'm going home tonight and hooking up my N64 and slapping in my copy of Goldeneye. Franks for the memories.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 5:46AM Nigeria said

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Video game "journalists" really need to be journalists. They need to source their stories tell the truth. You can't build stories through speculation and second/third hand conjecture. That's what blogs are for :).

Plus, magazines need to involve more thorough criticism - not just a rating, but stimulating their readers minds with "important" questions. Before they're rendered even more irrelevant than they already are. Magazines have a role but it's not this: less shallow analysis, less picture-masturbation: more thought.

*I really hate watermarks. It's as if are taking credit for the hard work designing the game. If I was a writer, I would be really embarrassed to do that.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 5:55AM Exo said

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all game mags have ever been about is what you listed as wrong with it.

as nice as those intresting articles about the industry are that they toss in now and then, the core audiance of the magazines dont give a crap about it.

an intelectual game magazine woudlnt sell well, and ironicly, blogs on the internet are alot better source for that.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 5:58AM (Unverified) said

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To Exo:

Balls... Try Edge or even GamesTM... Both cleverly written, not sensationalistic turd on a page...
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 5:51AM (Unverified) said

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Mags in the UK always do April fools gags in their March editions... Treat this as such an 'article'!!!

But still, I want it!!!
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 5:53AM (Unverified) said

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*plays Goldeneye on his N64*
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 5:57AM (Unverified) said

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I've bought this magazine before. What you'll get is a 3 page spread confirming a rumour, with lots and lots of speculation. Last time I bought their magazine, it's because they had some "New Halo 3 details" article advertised on the front cover, and it was just speculation about the date that was supposedly revealed on the Legendary ending of Halo 2.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 6:31AM Maverick Saturn 06 said

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Look, just announce the game and get it over and done with ¬_¬ ALl this will it, won't it, is annoying me.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 6:39AM (Unverified) said

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I dare to bet it's the april issue and this is their april fools article.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 7:06AM Maverick Saturn 06 said

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Couldn't agree more :)
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 7:14AM (Unverified) said

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Are Xbox 360 fans really this desperate to see a 10 year old FPS on their system? Eep.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 9:40AM (Unverified) said

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What else would a 360 fan look forward to?
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 12:00PM Demon G Sides said

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No, but if people can get excited about a fucking pacman remake, why not a Goldeneye remake?
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 12:40PM brisk said

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As a VIDEOGAME fan, I would love to play Golden Eye again with updated controls and graphics, regardless of whichever system it came out on.

I know that I and a bunch of my friends would have many hours of multiplayer fun again just like we used to, and using Nick Nack to piss them off.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 7:23AM (Unverified) said

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It looks sharp but his hand is the only thing with the most detail. I wouldn't mind this if it did come out but this rumour has been going on for too long now.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2008 7:13AM (Unverified) said

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well i hear the mag has been shunned by microsoft now! "Apparantly" they spoke directly to rare without asking microsoft.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 7:43AM treesvt said

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It may just be me, but Goldeneye doesn't really live up to what I remember it being (back in the day). Don't get me wrong, I'll still buy this if it actually comes out, but man, can you say frame rate?
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 9:04AM Dr Stabbingworth said

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Listen, it's not going to the virtual console, so we can all expect some level of improvement as opposed to a quick cash-in.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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From the look of it they've given it an overhaul, which would fix things like frame rate.

Hey, even the original runs well on an N64 emulator :)
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 8:33AM (Unverified) said

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I call shenanigans. Call me crazy, but I think 'supposedly-canceled' is a new viral marketing technique, in this case.

With that said...

*faints*

*unconscious mumbling* "Natalya... will get... revenge..."
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 9:06AM Dr Stabbingworth said

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Seriously, just get it done! I don't care how, just do it.

And failing that, Perfect Dark, anyone?
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 9:11AM (Unverified) said

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Sure! I'd dig me some Perfect Dark - after they release Blast Corps HD Turbo Sexy+5.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 12:01PM Demon G Sides said

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Jet Force Gemini plzkthxbye.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 10:41AM SheppyReturns said

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Those doubting the legitimacy of these screens need to really look up some shots from N64. This has much better textures, sharper graphics, higher poly counts, and better looking, well, everything. Essentially this is either legitimate shots of vaporware or the most elaborate screen markups ever.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 11:13AM (Unverified) said

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Your right about that. Just look at detail on James' hand. We need a comparison shot.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 11:30AM (Unverified) said

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Too bad... would have been a cool re-make. But for discussion on the original GoldenEye on the N64 and other old school favorites, check out http://www.clasvena.com
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 11:40AM NyghtcrawleR said

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Lies or no lies...someone is lieing here. Who is it, we will see.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2008 3:00PM Starcade said

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It's gonna take some massive negotiations to make this happen. To bad, they can't work out a deal to make it appear for both Xbox Live AND the Virtual Console.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2008 12:59AM (Unverified) said

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I couldn't agree more.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2008 12:14PM hvnlysoldr said

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Man is that hand ugly.
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