Major League Eating crammed into WiiWare

by James Ransom-Wiley { Feb 29th 2008 at 4:30PM }

Shovelware has graduated to the next level: irony. Turns out Mastiff plans to debut its coveted Major League Eating license on WiiWare, when the service launches May 12. Players will literally simulate the shoveling of food into their mouths using Nintendo's patented Waggletech®. You thought busted TVs were bad? Wait till someone swallows a Wiimote.

Major League Eating: The Game features two-player offline play, plus an online mode and leaderboards. Players will be taught to use various techniques -- like the cram, toss and typewriter -- while engaging opponents with an arsenal of 'gurgitatory' weaponry, including bites, burps, belches, mustard gas and jalapeño flames. Burp-offs and hot potato challenges are also con-firmed. This can't be ... Oh yes, it's real.

Tags: major-league-eating, mastiff, mle, shovelware, wiiware

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

FidliousWong (Oatmeal Defense Force) @ Feb 29th 2008 4:36PM

*slaps head*

jsn @ Feb 29th 2008 5:22PM

the ratio of good software to complete garbage has to be the worst ever for this console..

The BPM Scrolls IV: Knights of the Nine @ Feb 29th 2008 9:13PM

I agree with this comment.
[also slaps Wong's forehead]

Seriously, though... the fact that a "Major League Eating" even EXISTS, much less a game based off of it, disgusts me.

Zorink @ Feb 29th 2008 9:57PM

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Mills and Boom @ Mar 1st 2008 8:21AM

Nope, PS2 definitely has more. Can't believe the number of times I've walked into GAME and seen some "Big Rigs racing!" or similar titles sitting in the top 10 charts! Looking over the Wii stuff and it has Galaxy, Prime, Wii play and generally better games.

I can already count more better games on the Wii than the PS2, unless somehow the Wii has more games than the PS2 already?

Shagittarius @ Feb 29th 2008 4:36PM

SAUSAGE PARTY!

Gavin @ Feb 29th 2008 4:38PM

That Nintendo seal of Quality sure is something else.

Oh, wait...

Pimliconite @ Feb 29th 2008 4:38PM

February 29, 2008: Wii wins the console wars.

samfish @ Feb 29th 2008 4:45PM

Oh man, look at those graphics! PS3, eat your heart out!

RobLink (McElroy Defence Force) @ Feb 29th 2008 5:51PM

No, Timothy and El eat your heart out. PS3's not playing this!

Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Feb 29th 2008 4:45PM

Worst. Idea. Ever.

Dash @ Feb 29th 2008 4:48PM

I firmly believe some idiot will break a tooth while doing the "cram, toss and typewriter"(?) motion.

Well, cant' say Wii Ware doesn't have diversity. Final Fantasy, Dr. Mario and Major League Eating. And plu, you get to train to one of the "nearly $350,000 in prize money" awarded by International Federation of Competitive Eating (I'm not making this up, it's on Wikipedia)

Fernando Rocker @ Feb 29th 2008 4:49PM

Really, I'm pretty impressive by how good WiiWare is shaping. Almost every WiiWare announced title looks very good, both graphical and gameplay side.

I'm proud of this developers, because they are peopel who actually wants to work, and actually wants to make good games.

Eternity's Child, World of Goo, Plattchen, Final Fantasy, Star Soldier R, Butterfly Garden, Lost Wind and a lot of other titles. And all the games at a bargain price.

This developers only need one chance... they don't have the resources to make a big game, but they are proving to be very creatives. Developers like Data Design Interactive should be ashame for their mediocre games and this game should be in the same category... mediocre.

By the way... look the new look of Castle Defender... nice! =p

http://www.xgenstudios.com/defend-your-castle/

unosturgis @ Feb 29th 2008 5:01PM

you are pretty impressive?

Fernando Rocker @ Feb 29th 2008 5:02PM

*Impressed =p

RobLink (McElroy Defence Force) @ Feb 29th 2008 5:49PM

As an aside, that new Castle Defender look is pretty sweet. Fernando, when you find stuff like that, send me a quick message on Live. i know you dig deeper than me to find stuff like this.

Front Page @ Mar 1st 2008 6:28AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

He's a joker.

This is the average quality of a Wii game. Wiifail.

deaftly @ Feb 29th 2008 4:50PM

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Curtis the Claw Game Master V2 @ Feb 29th 2008 4:55PM

WTF?

Fernando Rocker @ Feb 29th 2008 4:57PM

He was choking... you know... practicing for the game =p

Naota @ Feb 29th 2008 4:58PM

Put it in ms word or note pad, you'll see

ThornedVenom (Patapornographer) @ Feb 29th 2008 5:52PM

Bricks have been shat.

Vidikron (FU) @ Mar 1st 2008 12:01AM

Nice

PojoMofo @ Feb 29th 2008 4:59PM

Dude swallowed his Wiimote practising for the banana eating contest

Zorink @ Feb 29th 2008 9:59PM

If you know what I mean

Ranus Studios @ Feb 29th 2008 5:07PM

Well... at least they won't waste a DVD on it. I always feel bad burning a DVD that only takes up a fraction of its space.

Which is what this would clearly do otherwise.

Ieatbrains @ Feb 29th 2008 5:09PM

Please let there be a Wii Fat peripheral to this.

Roto13 @ Feb 29th 2008 5:22PM

"You thought busted TVs were bad? Wait till someone swallows a Wiimote."

I lol'd.

Alahmnat @ Feb 29th 2008 5:30PM

The guy on the left looks confused as to why he's even in this game...

Geist @ Mar 1st 2008 12:28AM

The guy on the right looks like someone stole his eyes.

Pimliconite @ Mar 1st 2008 2:32AM

I believe the athlete on the left is responding to the result of the competition with an inquiry as to what the hell kind of shit this is.

Chameleon @ Mar 1st 2008 4:35AM

heh, 'athlete'....

cold school @ Feb 29th 2008 5:52PM

How am I supposed to 'troll' Wii post when the original article is pretty much a 'troll' in and of itself?

Mr Khan @ Feb 29th 2008 5:55PM

Because you've lost all creativity and descended into Troll mediocrity?

Come on, jsn up there came up with something, it wasn't much, but it was something

Mr Khan @ Feb 29th 2008 5:54PM

Wii Ware is exactly where this sort of thing belongs

A good sign for the future, more stuff like this will end up at the right price point for what you're getting, instead of a full-scale release

cold school @ Feb 29th 2008 6:09PM

Its hard to work up much vitriol at 4 on a friday....

Ill give this post to 'Gavin'

Batzarro @ Feb 29th 2008 6:41PM

Watch out, Joystiq writer: You don't want some MLE champion making a scorning letter and challenging you to a face to face meeting...like with "Deadliest Catch?"

Stop making fun and stop having fun already.

BigD145 @ Feb 29th 2008 8:45PM

Only in America...

Mr.ESC @ Feb 29th 2008 11:16PM

Skinny Asian guy FTW.

mietha CAG @ Feb 29th 2008 11:52PM

I have been gaming for 28 years. I honestly believe that this is the dumbest concept for a game I have ever heard of. What, exactly, is the target audience here?