Shovelware has graduated to the next level: irony. Turns out Mastiff plans to debut its coveted Major League Eating license on WiiWare, when the service launches May 12. Players will literally simulate the shoveling of food into their mouths using Nintendo's patented Waggletech®. You thought busted TVs were bad? Wait till someone swallows a Wiimote.
Major League Eating: The Game features two-player offline play, plus an online mode and leaderboards. Players will be taught to use various techniques -- like the cram, toss and typewriter -- while engaging opponents with an arsenal of 'gurgitatory' weaponry, including bites, burps, belches, mustard gas and jalapeño flames. Burp-offs and hot potato challenges are also con-firmed. This can't be ... Oh yes, it's real.
Reader Comments (42)
Posted: Feb 29th 2008 5:22PM (Unverified) said
the ratio of good software to complete garbage has to be the worst ever for this console..
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 9:13PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
I agree with this comment.
[also slaps Wong's forehead]
Seriously, though... the fact that a "Major League Eating" even EXISTS, much less a game based off of it, disgusts me.
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[also slaps Wong's forehead]
Seriously, though... the fact that a "Major League Eating" even EXISTS, much less a game based off of it, disgusts me.
Posted: Mar 1st 2008 8:21AM (Unverified) said
Nope, PS2 definitely has more. Can't believe the number of times I've walked into GAME and seen some "Big Rigs racing!" or similar titles sitting in the top 10 charts! Looking over the Wii stuff and it has Galaxy, Prime, Wii play and generally better games.
I can already count more better games on the Wii than the PS2, unless somehow the Wii has more games than the PS2 already?
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I can already count more better games on the Wii than the PS2, unless somehow the Wii has more games than the PS2 already?
Posted: Feb 29th 2008 4:38PM (Unverified) said
That Nintendo seal of Quality sure is something else.
Oh, wait...
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Oh, wait...
Posted: Feb 29th 2008 4:48PM Dashx747 said
I firmly believe some idiot will break a tooth while doing the "cram, toss and typewriter"(?) motion.
Well, cant' say Wii Ware doesn't have diversity. Final Fantasy, Dr. Mario and Major League Eating. And plu, you get to train to one of the "nearly $350,000 in prize money" awarded by International Federation of Competitive Eating (I'm not making this up, it's on Wikipedia)
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Well, cant' say Wii Ware doesn't have diversity. Final Fantasy, Dr. Mario and Major League Eating. And plu, you get to train to one of the "nearly $350,000 in prize money" awarded by International Federation of Competitive Eating (I'm not making this up, it's on Wikipedia)
Posted: Feb 29th 2008 4:49PM (Unverified) said
Really, I'm pretty impressive by how good WiiWare is shaping. Almost every WiiWare announced title looks very good, both graphical and gameplay side.
I'm proud of this developers, because they are peopel who actually wants to work, and actually wants to make good games.
Eternity's Child, World of Goo, Plattchen, Final Fantasy, Star Soldier R, Butterfly Garden, Lost Wind and a lot of other titles. And all the games at a bargain price.
This developers only need one chance... they don't have the resources to make a big game, but they are proving to be very creatives. Developers like Data Design Interactive should be ashame for their mediocre games and this game should be in the same category... mediocre.
By the way... look the new look of Castle Defender... nice! =p
http://www.xgenstudios.com/defend-your-castle/
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I'm proud of this developers, because they are peopel who actually wants to work, and actually wants to make good games.
Eternity's Child, World of Goo, Plattchen, Final Fantasy, Star Soldier R, Butterfly Garden, Lost Wind and a lot of other titles. And all the games at a bargain price.
This developers only need one chance... they don't have the resources to make a big game, but they are proving to be very creatives. Developers like Data Design Interactive should be ashame for their mediocre games and this game should be in the same category... mediocre.
By the way... look the new look of Castle Defender... nice! =p
http://www.xgenstudios.com/defend-your-castle/
Posted: Mar 1st 2008 6:28AM (Unverified) said
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
He's a joker.
This is the average quality of a Wii game. Wiifail.
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He's a joker.
This is the average quality of a Wii game. Wiifail.
Posted: Feb 29th 2008 4:50PM (Unverified) said
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 4:57PM (Unverified) said
He was choking... you know... practicing for the game =p
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 5:07PM Ranus Studios said
Well... at least they won't waste a DVD on it. I always feel bad burning a DVD that only takes up a fraction of its space.
Which is what this would clearly do otherwise.
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Which is what this would clearly do otherwise.
Posted: Feb 29th 2008 5:52PM (Unverified) said
How am I supposed to 'troll' Wii post when the original article is pretty much a 'troll' in and of itself?
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 6:09PM (Unverified) said
Its hard to work up much vitriol at 4 on a friday....
Ill give this post to 'Gavin'
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Ill give this post to 'Gavin'
Posted: Feb 29th 2008 6:41PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Watch out, Joystiq writer: You don't want some MLE champion making a scorning letter and challenging you to a face to face meeting...like with "Deadliest Catch?"
Stop making fun and stop having fun already.
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Stop making fun and stop having fun already.
Posted: May 7th 2008 10:51AM (Unverified) said
Just heard this song...could be the soundtrak to this game:::::http://www.thejawz.com
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