Shovelware has graduated to the next level: irony. Turns out Mastiff plans to debut its coveted
Major League Eating license on WiiWare
, when the service launches May 12. Players will literally simulate the shoveling of food into their mouths using Nintendo's patented Waggletech®. You thought busted TVs
were bad? Wait till someone swallows a Wiimote.Major League Eating: The Game
features two-player offline play, plus an online mode and leaderboards. Players will be taught to use various techniques -- like the cram, toss and typewriter -- while engaging opponents with an arsenal of 'gurgitatory' weaponry, including bites, burps, belches, mustard gas and jalapeño flames. Burp-offs and hot potato challenges are also con-firmed. This can't be
... Oh yes, it's real.