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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 5:36PM (Unverified) said

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Im hoping for customizable armor sets and a beam sniper rifle
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 7:24PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, and screw "Gears of War"- lets make it "Gears of Halo".
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 7:43PM Cal said

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Don't forget the jump button!
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 5:47PM SheppyReturns said

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Okay.... what the hell was the Brumak?
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 5:54PM SoulBlade said

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Not the best quality video... but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKloHikEs1k

Fighting him was a PC only thing I think. I wonder what benefits PC owners will have by waiting for this title. Should be cool.
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 5:58PM SheppyReturns said

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Hell, I can get the PC version for $9 shipped thanks to MS Retail Training program (this is also where I got most of my first party MS games... $9 for Mass Effect for the win). I quit my retail job long ago (before 360 shipped) but I'm still part of that beautiful program.

Wish Nintendo and Sony would follow suite with that.
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 6:27PM copa said

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Sheppy, I will go ahead and extend a belated thanks to you for pointing out that program here a year back or so.

I've never held one of these retail jobs, but as you know it is pretty easy to sign up and get in on the action.

I'm floored that Mass Effect popped up so quick. It's not a Microsoft development house, and it's a AAA title. If I kept it in my pants for 30 more days, I could have saved $51 bucks.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2008 3:22AM SheppyReturns said

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Usually it's a couple month delay until the MS published games drop on. Doesn't have to be first party, just has to be published by MS. Third parties occassionally drop extra copies in the program as well from time to time.

So if patience is a bit up your alley, Lost Odyssey should be dropping on sometime in the next month or two. This is also where I snagged my copies of Forza 2, PGR4, and Blue Dragon. I really, really, REALLY wish Nintendo and Sony would institute a similar program and in a way, they do. Except you answer propaganda questionaires like the MS training program and your completed quizzes count towards raffles. And considering it's like "We have 100 copies of Professor Layton" in a site with 70K registered members, kinda seems a waste of time. truth be told, this program sold me my first Xbox. Not because I wanted it, but basically I built up a library of Xbox games before I even had the system. That's also why I keep adding to my 360 collection despite selling my five time died 360. I'll have games to play once I get a Jasper (and I can even finish Bioshock! WooT!).

Anyone else wanting to know what we're talking about, here it is.

http://expertzone.microsoft.com/Welcome.aspx

It's basically a program set up long ago to try and educate retail workers about Xbox. If you get a job at a place that sells video games or PC software, you're elidgable. You log in and fill out quizes based on MS products or the 360 in general and these points can be used towards software, t-shirts, etc. Pretty much MS published things. It usually shows up in these channels a couple months after launch date (Mass Effect dropped in that channel early Jan). So all you have to do is educate yourself about the MS brand, and you get damn near free games (Halo 3 for $9, for example).
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 5:59PM DeadPlasmaCell said

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Bite my shiny metal ass.

/lulz
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 6:19PM Nick the Hero of Canton said

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Fuck, you beat me to it :P
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 7:14PM (Unverified) said

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Marcus Who?
John DiMaggio is the voice of BENDER, remember?
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 6:16PM Neebs said

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Two Futurama-related posts in a row!
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 6:19PM Stupidiot said

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Hmm, a post about the voice of Marcus Fenix, immediately after a post about Futurama... Coincidence? I think not! There's obviously some kind of DiMaggio conspiracy going on here.
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 6:26PM (Unverified) said

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most disgusting analogy ever.
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 6:58PM spin cycle said

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"Like two assholes on a first date."

Sorry John, but you had nothing to work with here. The dialog in Gears is trash.

Maybe Gears 2 will be better on this front, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 10:32PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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sigh.

That's the whole fucking point. What were you expecting some intelligent dialogue about the meaning of life? GoW is about muscular men in fucking big ass armor kicking fucking ass. I think it would make sense for the dialogue to reflect that.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2008 1:48AM (Unverified) said

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Thank you Vegeta,at least someone gets it. It's about big,angry,badass soldiers who use a grunt as a reply and eats slop from a bowl after a day of machine-gunning and chainsawing locust. The dialogue is intentional.

I'm sure these people were the same one's complaining that the movie Grindhouse was "totally cheese and lame".
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Posted: Mar 1st 2008 11:19AM SheppyReturns said

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"That's the whole fucking point. What were you expecting some intelligent dialogue about the meaning of life?"

Nope, but after hearing about their big important writer hired onto the project to give depth to the story and characters, you'd figure they could at LEAST reach the depth of the fairly shallow cast in Aliens. Especially after MS went and advertised the game like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWrbGEFgI8
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Posted: Mar 1st 2008 12:35PM spin cycle said

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Wow, this is some kind of circular thing going on.

First the stereotype of the big dumb soldier/mercenary spouting one-liners is created by (Hollywood) writers. Now you say that a game need to be true to how soldiers act, meaning big, dumb and spouting one-liners.

I don't really agree. Interesting writing always improves a game. Just because there's a stereotype out there that would let you get away with crappy writing doesn't mean that need to restrict yourself to playing to it.

Portal is just a prisoner running around with a gun, there's no reason they had to break out of the mold in terms of writing. But the game was 100x better because they did.
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 7:00PM (Unverified) said

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"It's badass. In fact, I saw some of the stuff yesterday! Which level was it? It was, well listen, there's bigger beasts in this game. Bigger beasts."

I swore that said "there's bigger breasts in this game. Bigger breasts."

John DiMaggio is sure awesome. That would have made him a little more awesome, though.
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 7:06PM (Unverified) said

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"U-hhh doi,duhhh, de-r-r-r...ummm...over to you, DOM" lol
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Posted: Feb 29th 2008 9:39PM (Unverified) said

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Sheep-shearing minigame pls.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2008 9:07AM (Unverified) said

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I bought GOW and very frankly in my opinion, it's a mediocre game. The storyline isn’t interesting, an the characters have no charisma, substance: -"yhea baby", wtf.

The game it's too short, and Lancer it’s the only weapon that really makes the difference on the battle field.
The Sniper is rubbish, and the Hammer of Dawn is too stupid (hammer of dawn is off-line lol), you can only use in predefined moments …

Some bad guys like the Bezerkers are completely useless, they only attack brainlessly forward, and there are allot of enemy clones as well.

The driving sequence was so hilarious bad, that just remembering it makes my head hurt lol, and the krill, what the hell is that?

The on-line one of the best features of this the game, as some flaws, like being one "big party" celebrating the good use of lancer's saw to kill adversary in a easy way cool. : S

Colecting Cog Tags is boring Epic, I want my money back!

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Posted: Mar 1st 2008 6:11PM (Unverified) said

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So I guess number two is not on your purchase horizon...
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