Jack Thompson offers to help EA with Take-Two takeover
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Mar 2nd 2008 at 4:30PM }
Last week, Electronic Arts CEO John Riccitiello revealed an offer put forward to Take-Two Interactive executive chairman Strauss Zelnick to buyout T2 for nearly $2 billion. Zelnick expediently and publicly shot down the offer, though this battle of the peculiar last names was far from over -- since then we've heard that other companies took interest in T2 after EA was shot down, though certain industry analysts believe EA will eventually win out. Yesterday brought news of a new player on the field that could tip the battle in EA's favor -- Enter: Jack Thompson!
Yes, everyone's favorite Floridian moralist (and T2 shareholder) recently threw his support behind Electronic Arts in an impassioned letter, saying he would help "evict the Zelnick Trojan Horse from within Take-Two's corporate walls". We think that EA and J.T. would be strange bedfellows, given Thompson's denunciation of Sims 2 a few years back -- though his uncustomary defense of Mass Effect might have rebuilt that once-burnt bridge. How about it, EA? Is your raid on Take-Two LFM?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
waynski1457 @ Mar 2nd 2008 4:37PM
Well THAT's a weird one... ok then...
Jamma @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:14PM
In other news, Bin Laden has joined the Peace core
The Artist formally known as Jesus @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:46PM
You could've at least given a warning Fernando. My entire family and the local pastor were right behind me.
Fernando Rocker @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:06PM
ATTENTION... link above NSFW!
Sorry... I forgot to put the warning.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:42PM
Holy shit. X'D
Neebs @ Mar 2nd 2008 7:12PM
Fernando, you fucker.
FidliousWong (Oatmeal Defense Force) @ Mar 2nd 2008 7:40PM
God, people.... relax.
It's nothing Jack Thompson has submitted to public record before...
Nicholas @ Mar 2nd 2008 10:11PM
lol @fernando
You just happen to have those pics sitting around for photoshop material? :) jk
FidliousWong (Oatmeal Defense Force) @ Mar 2nd 2008 10:19PM
Wouldn't it be hilarious and ironic if he used the same gay porn Jack Thompson submitted to public record?
hvnlysoldr @ Mar 3rd 2008 1:53AM
Whether or not it is irony if it is indeed the same gay porn JT put on public record, I think if it is that it was deliberate. I feel it's not ironic when the situation is deliberately raised. That's karma.
Travis @ Mar 2nd 2008 7:39PM
This asshole is the lowest of all of them...
Paul @ Mar 2nd 2008 4:44PM
EA will ruin take two's IP's
Platinum_Skeet @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:26PM
Welp at least we'll have one last good GTA and Midnight Club...
rv @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:24PM
Not only that, they will kill 2k sports. Sad face
J @ Mar 2nd 2008 11:27PM
If this happens and EA ends up ruining GTA IV, I don't think I'll ever buy another EA game again.
Which seems like in the future I won't be buying many games at all.
Liam @ Mar 2nd 2008 4:44PM
Is this because he can't get a job anywhere else?
Derick @ Mar 2nd 2008 11:09PM
This is because there are people listening to him.
Not everyone has a brain....
bto @ Mar 2nd 2008 4:47PM
I just wish the media would stop covering his crazy antics altogether. Such a media whore.
copa @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:11PM
Agreed. EA is going to completely ignore him.
But somehow, JT was able to anticipate that a few gullible blogs would link his press release and give him more attention.
Kye Grammar DF @ Mar 2nd 2008 4:57PM
Oh for fuck's sake!
I'm going to watch a DVD now, when I get back somebody had better fixed this!
Mills and Boom @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:43PM
Me too. I've been meaning to watch Pulp Fiction so I'll put that on.
Oh, and sometimes I agree with Jacko, he just goes about it the wrong way.
FidliousWong (Oatmeal Defense Force) @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:00PM
I don't thnk I could trust anyone with any company unless they have watched the entire Kung Fu Mahjong movie series.
Acid @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:12PM
Fuck Jack Thompson!
License to ill @ Mar 3rd 2008 10:18AM
"Fuck Jack Thompson"
And any dimwit that agrees with his stupid ass...
playwhutyalike @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:13PM
Wait, um, what is going on? My head hurts.
colinbell @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:19PM
smart guy, this is his way of taking down the gaming industry, helping EA takeover companies
Kye Grammar DF @ Mar 3rd 2008 4:45AM
Your post wins!!
badarsemother3k @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:35PM
So it really isn't about keeping "violence" from kids for Jack. It is a personal vendetta. Seriously though you don't need to make articles about him. He is an arrogant attention whore and all you do is feed his ego by talking about him. Wait does that make me a hypocrite... fuck.
jackbauer @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:38PM
That crazy jack and his vice cities.
HB96st @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:38PM
It's simple.. He KNOWS EA is bad for the industry! So of course he's gonna help..
ManekiNeko @ Mar 2nd 2008 5:53PM
What an attention whore. I wish the FBA would just disbar him already.
Kassu @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:12PM
I belive this question was already asked during the 90's, but - Has Jacko gone wacko?
Thopson and Michael should like, fight to death for that title.
DustoMan @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:14PM
Oh I was wondering how long it was going to take for JT to get in the middle of the EA Take2 thing.
Batzarro @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:17PM
What's he gonna do? Is he gonna use his persuasion powers on Take Two?
Namssorg @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:23PM
Anyone with a couple of neurons could see that the Mass Effect controversy was total press BS. It wasn't really that big of a surprise that J.T. 'threw his support' behind it. If I recall, he didn't even do that- he just didn't see why it was controversial given the audience and story context. Though... one could wonder if he initially wanted to jump all over Mass Effect until he saw what all the fuss was actually about.
velocitystrike @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:41PM
Trojan Horse? Gaah that man is SENILE.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:44PM
With EA and JT combined, you've got.....
TROLL DEFENSE FORCE, UNITE!
Donald @ Mar 2nd 2008 6:47PM
Anyone here good with Greasemonkey? I will award e-love to the first person who can create a script that wordfilters the subject of this post to "Lord Voldemort".
Neebs @ Mar 2nd 2008 7:12PM
How can an inert lawyer help a large company?
giantenemycrab @ Mar 2nd 2008 7:19PM
Jack knows that if EA takes over T2, the "bad stuff" will be taken out from the next games. EA is too big of a company to risk it on such a game as GTA.
If EA buys T2, say goodbye to GTA.
Nigeria: the graphics have amazing gameplay @ Mar 2nd 2008 7:32PM
This guy likes money, more than most people.
Parsnipzilla @ Mar 2nd 2008 7:55PM
Hey, I can caption the picture for you guys, how about "I HAVE NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME, BUT LOOK! "VICE" CITY! THIS GAME MUST BE THE WORK OF SATAN!!!"
And anyway, we shouldn't mock him, he'll sue the internet for badmouthing him....
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson
PhydeWice @ Mar 2nd 2008 9:18PM
He already tried to sue Wikipedia. And failed.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 2nd 2008 9:25PM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Jack_Thompson
fester @ Mar 2nd 2008 9:15PM
aaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaahhhaahaha!!!! -cool mike!!
PhydeWice @ Mar 2nd 2008 9:19PM
We should try the Freddy Krueger approach to Jack Thompson. Stop mentioning him. You stop mentioning him and giving him attention, his powers will drain.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 2nd 2008 9:26PM
Didn't the Associated Press try that on Paris Hilton for a week?
Didn't seem to kill her.
Jordan Biffle @ Mar 3rd 2008 12:41AM
I just think Jack is pissed because he can't finish any of the T2 games. But why, why the hell does he have such a grudge with Rockstar, I mean why just them, other companies have made games similar to GTA, and some even worse. I think that if your gonna attack a game, then at least attack the copycats too. Sure, he gets Manhunt 2 watered down for violence, yet The Darkness shows you devouring hearts. Why just R*?
As for my views on EA buying T2, I think it won't happen, but if it does, then R* will at least get to remain as an independent.
Jack, your fighting a lost cause. Give up, or attack other companies, not just rockstar or take 2.
hvnlysoldr @ Mar 3rd 2008 2:01AM
Those saying we should just ignore him. Yeah that didn't work. Why? Because the mainstream media would also have to have ignored him. And as we all know he used it to his advantage while we ignored him. No, no, that wasn't a smart idea. We should have countered him at every turn so the mainstream media would ignore him and then we could also then ignore him. Remember, he may be crazy, but he's smart enough to get attention to those who decry us the most. Joystiq ignoring him doesn't mean Fox or CNN will.
Dio @ Mar 3rd 2008 4:52AM
Has... Has he CHANGED? *shocked*