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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 11:18AM baby sea tuna said

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So, uh, do you actually get to fight stuff? Cause going by these screens, I'm guessing no.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 11:29AM Crono141 said

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Yes, you do. There was some gameplay video up a few months back of a battle.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 12:02PM Shagittarius said

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If there is any justice the game will be critically panned and all the other gamer cartoonists will lambast penny arcades offering with witty insight into the obvious shortcommings of the ill-concieved game.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 1:52PM Crono141 said

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That would be irony, not justice.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 2:08PM hvnlysoldr said

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moar karma bitch
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 12:09PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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FACT 1: This game will have great writing.
FACT 2: This game will have mediocre gameplay.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 1:06PM Ludwig Kietzmann said

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Fact 1: Those facts are opinions.
Fact 2: This is a joke reply.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 2:09PM hvnlysoldr said

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Your game fights like a dairy farmer.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 2:37PM Crono141 said

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I am rubber, you are glue!
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 4:52PM WhatIsThatThing said

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Oh yeah?!
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 3:00PM (Unverified) said

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Fuck the haters, this game looks awesome. Ill be getting it first day its up
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 3:55PM (Unverified) said

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I would go ahead and trademark the phrase "own my puberty" if I were you. That's pure internet gold if you came up with it yourself. Start a webcomic based on that phrase and the next thing you know game developers will be knocking at your door.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 3:58PM (Unverified) said

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Picking up on the question related to XBLA and it's more commonly associated genres, I think adding an adventure RPG to the line up would be refreshing. I probably fall into the PA/RPG camp mentioned as a fan of both and I can say that while I enjoy some of the current XBLA content, I certainly long for more engaging titles than the pick up and play fair.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 4:16PM (Unverified) said

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Ahh Evan, Alas. It looks like the forces that be have deleted my puberty quote. Should I try to get it back in there? Or were you using sarcasm...because I made it up and I am sensitve...well I'm not, I am heartless. www.8itreview.com is falling apart! The suits are taking away my voice man!
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 5:05PM (Unverified) said

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You'd think with all the bashing they hand out on a daily basis to games and developers these cocky ass hats would make something that seemed a little less...like crap?
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 7:34PM bm111 said

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WELL KNOWN VIDEOGAME CRITICS MAKE GAME, INTERNET RETARDS QUICKLY LABEL AS CRAP: SHOCKER!
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 8:54PM (Unverified) said

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they aren't video game critics, they make a webcomic, and they happen to play video games and talk about them in a holier-than-thou tone..maybe I'll get through to you if I put caps lock on though, that would make it easier to read wouldn't it?
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 1:33PM bm111 said

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It's a joke. You know. Making a comment in the form of a paper headline, uppercase font and all. And the mere fact that this is lost on you, and your latest comment, completely validates my post.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 5:39PM (Unverified) said

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This is Dreamworks, we want to make a "Own my puberty" film, with an option for a complete Trilogy. Samuel Jackson says he wants mo' fo' do it, and Lindsey Lohan wants in but will play either a drunk or herself only. Can you make a main character of latino heritage? Spike Jonze is directing. give me a call on the cell...
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2008 5:47PM (Unverified) said

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I am sorry man, but I just can't sell this IP. "Own my Puberty" is too close to my heart (amongst other things). I think that Sam Jackson would be great man, but I just want to independantly finance a webisode or two and maybe hold a viewing at the Coolidge Corner theater. Maybe the Sundance Channel will air it someday. Also, sorry for freaking out back there, I am at work and doing 9 things at once and I think I had an e-melt. (tm)
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