
It's not like we need anything to keep us pumped for Super Smash Bros. Brawl. We do have hearts within our chests, beating real-life blood (or a somewhat comparable fluid). We breath air and enjoy feeling alive as much as the next person, so it's only natural that we're excited for this game.
How about you all, though? It's not like everyone has a job like ours' where everything Brawl is so embedded in your conscience that the prospect of forgetting about it for one day is a scientific impossibility. Are you busting out Melee to practice up? Are you and friends pouring over guides to bone up on everyone's move sets before seeing how they now have changed in Brawl? Are you ... uh, writing fan fiction?
[Note: Please don't tell us you're writing fan fiction.]

