These girls are more Link than you'll ever be
by Justin McElroy 
{ Mar 5th 2008 at 10:40AM }
Is it possible that, much like the role of Peter Pan in the theater, the role of elvish man-boy Link can only be truly portrayed by a lady? These two girls, caught capturing the Hyrulian savior's less verdant side, definitely make a convincing argument.
We don't know if its their pixie-like features or their horrifically deformed ears, but these ladies appear to have nailed Link better than any dude we've ever seen. Also, the results are in, and they are cute. If you're interested, our friends at DS Fanboy have an unsettling number of other pictures for you to lecherously peruse at your leisure.
We don't know if its their pixie-like features or their horrifically deformed ears, but these ladies appear to have nailed Link better than any dude we've ever seen. Also, the results are in, and they are cute. If you're interested, our friends at DS Fanboy have an unsettling number of other pictures for you to lecherously peruse at your leisure.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Arno @ Mar 5th 2008 10:43AM
Unsettling indeed.
James @ Mar 5th 2008 11:15AM
Hawt.
StrangeBum @ Mar 5th 2008 12:25PM
It's a trap!
Mike @ Mar 5th 2008 12:45PM
Me likie the sauce
mergedwarrior @ Mar 5th 2008 1:34PM
Right on the nose Bum, its a trap.
klitorisaurus @ Mar 5th 2008 2:41PM
unsettlingly LOW number of pics. These girls are so damn sexy I'm sending this link to the Hef right now! Keep an eye on your local porn newsstands...
Zsavior @ Mar 5th 2008 10:46AM
Actually I have seen a dude that looked like link, it was still unsettling though.
Dannyboi68 @ Mar 5th 2008 10:48AM
ohhhh god...i really dont know how to feel :S
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 5th 2008 12:42PM
Feel hard. Nerdcore hard.
eldee @ Mar 5th 2008 1:12PM
I'd hit it
bAssackwards @ Mar 5th 2008 10:49AM
It's dangerous to go alone. Take another Link with you.
randomshagz @ Mar 5th 2008 10:49AM
Where are the Men who cosplay as Zelda?
Not that I am into that sorta thing.
I was just wondering.
Ghen @ Mar 5th 2008 4:32PM
You're totally into that kinda thing or you would've asked for the women cosplaying zelda. 2x2 action or bust!~
Dio @ Mar 5th 2008 10:41PM
cosplay.com
Marcus @ Mar 22nd 2008 6:15PM
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8963/missedxg6.jpg
Found them. DS fanboy failed to include this image...
Grant @ Mar 5th 2008 10:50AM
do those girls know they are far too hot to cosplay? Maybe they are post-op.
Stevo @ Mar 5th 2008 8:28PM
You win the Interwebs, sir.
FidliousWong (Oatmeal Defense Force) @ Mar 5th 2008 10:51AM
That image just tells me two things. I have to drown the one on the right, and burn the one on the left. And people say you learn nothing from video games....
DemonGSides @ Mar 5th 2008 11:06AM
No, you freeze the one on the left.
Fire does not beat water.
Unless thats ice,in which case you are right.
Intentless @ Mar 5th 2008 11:10AM
You both are right and wrong. It all depends on the nature of the puzzle....
Fire and water are always the weaknesses of eachother...
But at the same time what if they are the "color" coded puzzles where you have to match them with their element to open them up?
WiNG @ Mar 5th 2008 11:17AM
No, Water Types are weak to Lightning, fools.
Lightning> Water > Fire > Plants > Earth > Lightning
The (dork) circle is complete.
Maverick Saturn @ Mar 5th 2008 11:19AM
But that depends on the element of which is used, if fire is really fire, then it can be doused by water, but if it is some other form of fire, then it may be able to overcome the magic that is water.
That also depends on the levels of which the water is, if it is a lower level or power then the fire power utilised, then it will not be as significant.
Thought I'd just add to this nerdy convo :)
rTwelve @ Mar 5th 2008 11:23AM
It's super effective!
Maverick Saturn @ Mar 5th 2008 11:25AM
It wasn't very effective
riggs @ Mar 5th 2008 11:46AM
hey guys, there's girls on the screen. look!
Jack @ Mar 7th 2008 10:28PM
Isn't ice between fire and plants?
zelderman @ Mar 5th 2008 12:48PM
wow. I mean wow. The topic is two hot Link chicks and you turn it into a nerd conversation. I mean I am a nerd, but damn those two are hot.
Dr0ooo @ Mar 5th 2008 10:53AM
Very unsettling image
Maverick Saturn @ Mar 5th 2008 10:53AM
Lol, look on the bright side...
Actually, theres no bright side :S Its official, Link is gay lol
treqie @ Mar 5th 2008 11:03AM
Gay?
Maverick Saturn @ Mar 5th 2008 11:14AM
Well, hes never ever gotten a girlfriend :) Zelda? Shes not his girlfriend, he just likes to save her to make himself feel a bit more manly and hide his homosexual tendancies, lol.
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Mar 5th 2008 11:32AM
Yeah, and Ruto totally tried to jump his bones, but nothing came of that.
I guess in TP his girlfriend is that village chick. Though she seems far more enamored by the horse than by Link.
Zelda's too good for Link, anyway.
Onomah @ Mar 5th 2008 11:59AM
In fairness, Ruto is some kind of horrific fish lady, I don't begrudge him for not touching that.
Also those girls up there are about 9-9.5 out of ten. each
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Mar 5th 2008 12:07PM
I thought she was more like an evolved porpoise. You know, still a mammal, just aquatic.
StrangeBum @ Mar 5th 2008 12:25PM
Just remember that Link was the number one hottest video game character as rated by some gay and lesbian pride magazine (website?) like LOGO or something.
So....take it as you will.
treqie @ Mar 5th 2008 1:18PM
Maverick, well yeah. But that has nothing to do with those girls cosplaying. :P
Randy @ Mar 5th 2008 5:17PM
I don't know that Link is gay, but he certainly beat all those Final Fantasy pretty boys by many years to claim the title of original RPG pretty-boy.
borland502 (SDF - Macross Ring) @ Mar 5th 2008 10:57AM
I consider myself mature, but why am I striving to come up with a good play on "master sword"?
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Mar 5th 2008 11:56AM
"They can have MY master sword any day!"
Hows that?
riggs @ Mar 5th 2008 12:22PM
7/10 i wouldve gone with a ocarina of time reference.
Matt Q @ Mar 5th 2008 12:26PM
I think "They can master my sword any day" is better.
Xiath @ Mar 5th 2008 12:35PM
"They could blow on my ocarina any time!"
How is that riggs?
riggs @ Mar 5th 2008 1:24PM
full of win.
spiral-soldier @ Mar 5th 2008 9:02PM
best one I heard involved the master sword _and_ the pedestal of time.
Nigeria: the graphics have amazing gameplay @ Mar 5th 2008 11:01AM
When I saw this on DSfanboy I thought they were guys. But the headline on Joystiq reads girls. I was mistaken.
So I've learnt I really need to meet more girls, I'm starting to forget what they look like. This worries me.
Shagittarius @ Mar 5th 2008 11:01AM
I wonder if those chicks have ever tried Shin-shi Shin-shi.
Obscure reference of the day.
creid @ Mar 5th 2008 12:02PM
They would probably just hurt their back at the end of it.
xGeneral DEATHx @ Mar 5th 2008 12:56PM
"Ow, my back...my back!"
"Your back!"
"No, my ass...OF COURSE MY BACK!"
Kirk Warren @ Mar 5th 2008 11:01AM
These images are older than dirt. Slow news day?
hola hobo @ Mar 5th 2008 11:02AM
Wait a minute ... I thought Link *was* a girl.