This week's less NSFW than usual review of Devil May Cry 4 can be found after the break.
This week's less NSFW than usual review of Devil May Cry 4 can be found after the break.
Reader Comments (57)
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 9:04PM HighFiveJesus said
Kingdom Hearts 2 is guilty of this as well. (the whole new character for a very long time)
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 9:15PM Premature ejaculation man said
All his points are spot on with my thoughts aswell...
However, it didn't stop me from enjoying the game a lot.
The thing about gummy bears is what made this review so awesome
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However, it didn't stop me from enjoying the game a lot.
The thing about gummy bears is what made this review so awesome
Posted: Mar 6th 2008 4:24AM (Unverified) said
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
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Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 9:26PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
Thanks for the Audiosurf advice, Yahtzee.
"How's the yaoi tonight?"
BAD. ALWAYS BAD.
(No offense to yaoi fans... It's just not my thing, ya dig?)
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"How's the yaoi tonight?"
BAD. ALWAYS BAD.
(No offense to yaoi fans... It's just not my thing, ya dig?)
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 9:35PM (Unverified) said
The 1st DMC I played the hell out of...but the rest, just to similar and I lost interest.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 9:41PM (Unverified) said
I believe everyone thought of MGS2 when they first saw Nero.
Well Nero isn't a bad character but when you get to play as Dante you realize Nero is a pussy.
I also have to say that there are some Anime stereotypes AK.A Anime Rules: http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/9/1043/#c34265
In the game but they choose the best.
The Dice minigame had potential, for example it could’ve been a sweet multiplayer mode for the game but instead it feels forced and by the end is really tedious. I mean you are about to finish the game when you get to that, seriously wth?
But to be honest I never had a problem with the jumping sections even with the fixed camera and it is a great game, I finished in Human because after I got beat up in Devil Hunter mode in DMC3 I really don’t feel like doing that again. Now the only problem is that I don’t feel like finishing the game again in other difficulty, I finished the game with the real ending and there is nothing else to do with the game. Is really weird normally Capcom games have more replay value.
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Well Nero isn't a bad character but when you get to play as Dante you realize Nero is a pussy.
I also have to say that there are some Anime stereotypes AK.A Anime Rules: http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/9/1043/#c34265
In the game but they choose the best.
The Dice minigame had potential, for example it could’ve been a sweet multiplayer mode for the game but instead it feels forced and by the end is really tedious. I mean you are about to finish the game when you get to that, seriously wth?
But to be honest I never had a problem with the jumping sections even with the fixed camera and it is a great game, I finished in Human because after I got beat up in Devil Hunter mode in DMC3 I really don’t feel like doing that again. Now the only problem is that I don’t feel like finishing the game again in other difficulty, I finished the game with the real ending and there is nothing else to do with the game. Is really weird normally Capcom games have more replay value.
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 9:43PM Premature ejaculation man said
I was lucky in my dice playthrough on the second time (at the end)
I got yellow each time :)
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I got yellow each time :)
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 9:46PM (Unverified) said
I have seen people do that but in my case I have to sit 30 minutes before finishing the level.
Do you hit it with something in special?
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Do you hit it with something in special?
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 9:48PM (Unverified) said
Thinking about it the xbox live needs a multiplayer board game.Something like Monopoly,Life or Marathon would be awesome.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 10:04PM ChooChooCharlie said
Yes. That is genius.
Monopoly or Life would an instant Arcade purchase for me.
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Monopoly or Life would an instant Arcade purchase for me.
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 10:47PM PlatinumSkeet said
As long as the matches have a time limit. Monopoly always lasts too long... I think life would be better....
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 10:49PM arttemis said
The dice games are incredibly simple - as long as you look at whichever number is on top when you strike it. Having played the game for a couple weeks straight, I found myself chanting the pattern (which I know isn't correct anymore) but it was something like 423615 - so all you have to do is repeat that over and over while keeping your eye on the die and you'll nail it each time.
Remember, blue spots give money and health, white gives nothing, and red spawns enemies.
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Remember, blue spots give money and health, white gives nothing, and red spawns enemies.
Posted: Mar 6th 2008 12:44AM (Unverified) said
Not to sound like a geek, but
#21:"- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t..." is only true if you've never seen Legend of Galactic Heroes, which is all about badass military tacticians and SPACE POLITICS, which is like normal politics, only even dirtier, and in space.
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#21:"- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t..." is only true if you've never seen Legend of Galactic Heroes, which is all about badass military tacticians and SPACE POLITICS, which is like normal politics, only even dirtier, and in space.
Posted: Mar 6th 2008 1:51AM (Unverified) said
OBJECTION!
Cowboy Bebop only follows like, 5 of those rules.
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Cowboy Bebop only follows like, 5 of those rules.
Posted: Mar 6th 2008 8:32AM waynski1457 said
@pointy: maybe thats why its so awesome!
i do love me some good anime tho, even ones that follow 99 of those rules.
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i do love me some good anime tho, even ones that follow 99 of those rules.
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 9:43PM (Unverified) said
Yea the last bit about the spider, wasp, and gummy bears actually does pretty much sound like the basis for this game.
Somebody better go help the DMC dev team they really need us.
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Somebody better go help the DMC dev team they really need us.
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 10:01PM (Unverified) said
Didn't DMC4 pop up in all these lists PS3 fans used to casually post at every given opportunity to demonstrate "thar will be games"?
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 10:04PM (Unverified) said
You are being a fanboy and that is definitively flame bait but yeah.
DMC4 is a great game but the lack of replay value is just bad.
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DMC4 is a great game but the lack of replay value is just bad.
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 11:32PM Geist said
You act as if Yahtzee is calling it a bad game. He calls everything a bad game (except for Psychonauts, and rightly so). He doesn't like a few parts of the game, but enjoys the combat, which is arguably like 90% of the game. That's what I took from it, anyway.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 4:43AM (Unverified) said
Not liking 90% of a game is pretty much not liking a game.
I was trying, in my own little way, to make the 360 and PS3 titties stop posting list of games that everyone knows will be mediocre. The lists get on my tits.
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I was trying, in my own little way, to make the 360 and PS3 titties stop posting list of games that everyone knows will be mediocre. The lists get on my tits.
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 10:04PM (Unverified) said
I had enough of DMC1 after 3 hours into it. What a shitty ass game. That was more than i could bear and it kept me away from the series like the plague.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 10:08PM ChooChooCharlie said
I kind of had the same feeling with the first one. Until I reached the end. To me, the end made up for everything.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 5:14AM bm111 said
The first DMC sucked a fucking dick. People complained about camera problems in Resident Evil? In DMC, after dying on the first spiderscorpionthing boss like 15 times because of the random fucking camera switches RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of trying to dodge his fireballs (WITH camera relative controls, which at least RE had the decency not to fuck you over you with), I couldn't be bothered to continue much further than an hour or two. That whole game was tiring and repetitive anyway, I think people only liked it because it was at least semi-original at the time.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 10:07PM Mal F4cti0n said
Ummmm, sequels suck with maybe the exception of the back to the future series? I would disagree on that one. I also didn't think showing the latest die hard was a good choice. I thought the fourth one was damn good.
Haven't played any DMC. A bad story centered around a game concept that has been the same since the first release 10 or however many years age does not appeal to me.
I don't understand how games like this get such good scores. Maybe it is the nostalgia that it evokes in gamers whose job is to review video games? I wonder if they would ever play thru it again. A game must, to me, have replay value to be good. Halo 3 has it, CoD4 has it, Gears of War has it, Mass Effect does not, Bioshock does not, etc.... I guess I like the MP aspect of games.
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Haven't played any DMC. A bad story centered around a game concept that has been the same since the first release 10 or however many years age does not appeal to me.
I don't understand how games like this get such good scores. Maybe it is the nostalgia that it evokes in gamers whose job is to review video games? I wonder if they would ever play thru it again. A game must, to me, have replay value to be good. Halo 3 has it, CoD4 has it, Gears of War has it, Mass Effect does not, Bioshock does not, etc.... I guess I like the MP aspect of games.
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 10:13PM (Unverified) said
Sorry pal but I strongly disagree with you.
All those games you mention have only one thing in common.
Multiplayer modes.
For me multiplayer modes unless they are perfectly crafted ruin the game for example GEOW MP Mode was a disgrace but that’s the fault of the xbox community for being all pussies. Seriously 12 maps and people chose the same 4 over and over.
It’s sad because GEOW single player mode was brilliant.
Now I like all the games you mentioned and believe all of them deserved high scores, well Halo 3 multiplayer was kind of bad. Why Bungie don’t remove the friendly fire already?
Oh yeah and you should at least rent DMC4.Don’t take ZP too seriously is just entertainment.
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All those games you mention have only one thing in common.
Multiplayer modes.
For me multiplayer modes unless they are perfectly crafted ruin the game for example GEOW MP Mode was a disgrace but that’s the fault of the xbox community for being all pussies. Seriously 12 maps and people chose the same 4 over and over.
It’s sad because GEOW single player mode was brilliant.
Now I like all the games you mentioned and believe all of them deserved high scores, well Halo 3 multiplayer was kind of bad. Why Bungie don’t remove the friendly fire already?
Oh yeah and you should at least rent DMC4.Don’t take ZP too seriously is just entertainment.
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 11:03PM CaramelZappa said
I don't think multiplayer counts when you're comparing it to a single player games replay value. Sure, I played Gears of War every day, the same maps over and over, but that was because it was multiplayer. I wouldn't play the campaign over more than twice. (The second was for insane mode) Bioshock to me had amazing replay value though. I played through that campaign 4 times, and I might do it again sometime. To me there was just so much to experiment with and explore that the game left me thirsty for more and I had to play it again.
@Mr. Esc: If you're reffering to GEOW as gears of war I couldn't disagree with you more. Yea, there were a few maps that were played a lot more than others, but that was because they were the maps people found the most fun. At least you could choose exactly what map you wanted, unlike the "genius" matchmaking system from Halo 3. If you wanted to play a different map than the one most were playing, why didn't you search for it or just host it?
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@Mr. Esc: If you're reffering to GEOW as gears of war I couldn't disagree with you more. Yea, there were a few maps that were played a lot more than others, but that was because they were the maps people found the most fun. At least you could choose exactly what map you wanted, unlike the "genius" matchmaking system from Halo 3. If you wanted to play a different map than the one most were playing, why didn't you search for it or just host it?
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 11:21PM arttemis said
Alright...
Since you consider this review perfect after giving the gameplay a "gold star" and saying, "If you seriously don't find something entertaining about launching an enemy into the air and keeping him afloat from the cushion of bullets, then it's time to reassess your standards" I must assume you concur with those points.
If the gameplay is so great, which I agree it was, how could you criticize this game as being embarrassing and bad? I love the combat mechanics and new elements they introduced. Was it a perfect game? No, I didn't particularly like the repeated puzzle(s) or how Dante took such a back seat roll with limited levels and weapons - but I still love the combat mechanics... which is why people play DMC games, right?
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Since you consider this review perfect after giving the gameplay a "gold star" and saying, "If you seriously don't find something entertaining about launching an enemy into the air and keeping him afloat from the cushion of bullets, then it's time to reassess your standards" I must assume you concur with those points.
If the gameplay is so great, which I agree it was, how could you criticize this game as being embarrassing and bad? I love the combat mechanics and new elements they introduced. Was it a perfect game? No, I didn't particularly like the repeated puzzle(s) or how Dante took such a back seat roll with limited levels and weapons - but I still love the combat mechanics... which is why people play DMC games, right?
Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:48AM carg0 said
"I must assume you concur with those points."
uh, no you assumed wrong. the "combat" is nice...for about 1min and tedious to the point of irrelevent once you realize this is all the game has going for it.
whiny, effeminate-male characters who engage enemies with ridiculously, repetitious attacks all to the tune of an insipid story (if there even was one), static camera and painfully bad techno music is something most gamers over the age of 12 have moved on from. you did notice the big "4" in the title right? do we have so little expectations for this franchise anymore?
bottom line: this would've been a great title...several years ago with the number "2" placed after it. Capcom should really be ashamed of themselves for letting this franchise rot. if you're still a kid, though, and you've never had a chance to play DMC 1-3, then sure i can acquiesce.
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uh, no you assumed wrong. the "combat" is nice...for about 1min and tedious to the point of irrelevent once you realize this is all the game has going for it.
whiny, effeminate-male characters who engage enemies with ridiculously, repetitious attacks all to the tune of an insipid story (if there even was one), static camera and painfully bad techno music is something most gamers over the age of 12 have moved on from. you did notice the big "4" in the title right? do we have so little expectations for this franchise anymore?
bottom line: this would've been a great title...several years ago with the number "2" placed after it. Capcom should really be ashamed of themselves for letting this franchise rot. if you're still a kid, though, and you've never had a chance to play DMC 1-3, then sure i can acquiesce.
Posted: Mar 5th 2008 11:04PM (Unverified) said
Yahtzee clears his throat; the internet hails him as a genius.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 11:07PM (Unverified) said
Maybe he's saying what all reviewers want to say but are afraid of getting fired.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 11:05PM Ninegauger said
Haha... pour gummi bears on the winner, that's pretty good.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 11:46PM The Wicker Man said
Heres my take on DMC 4...its good IF you want to play a PS2 game on a 360 or PS3. I loved the first DMC but swiftly lost interest and ignored the sequel. Im thinking about buying the much loved 3. Once in awhile i feel the need to play a game thats rife with archaic design (fight all the bosses again before the last, back tracking, reused enemies...etc)just out of fondness for bygone days. Ive really enjoyed the cutscenes even though I do dislike anime cliches, but im on my second play through now and i wish there was MORE fighting to be done. The game is incredibly easy on human and devil hunter modes but it has reminded me of my big hard on for capcom and all their goofy ways. (oh christ, i think im a capcom fanboy!...oh wait thats a good thing.)DMC 4 is an outstanding PS2 game at the end of the day. Im also sure Nero has Nelos arm grafted to him and is possesed by Verg. This is not a spoiler btw just a guess since the game tells the audience NOTHING.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2008 11:51PM The Wicker Man said
Hol-e shit...I just got my first SSS combo in just 3 attacks...w00t DMC4 rulez now lol!
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 1:08AM (Unverified) said
I think the un-NSFW-ness of the review has to do with his new affiliation with G4. Can't blame the man, I'd take the money and run also. :)
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:13AM masterinsan0 said
I seriously doubt he's making any money from G4, because G4's not making any money.
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