We got a tip from Lionhead's community manager Sam about a new "developer blog" post, ostensibly one about Fable 2 prostitutes. You can see the sole image of said prostitutes above (and in high resolution here). Suffice it to say that the image above was seemingly the only article in the blog entry that actually concerned Fable 2's development. The text, on the other hand, is devoted to recounting Lionhead's liquid soap shortage and the resulting lack of hand washing, which is apparently causing a bit of panic. We don't want to spoil it for anyone, as it really should be read in its entirety. Just to whet your appetite then, an excerpt: "The people with the muckiest hands have become the leaders in this new order. "Make my tea or sniff my fart fingers" is a common threat from the artists."
Remember when Lionhead was asking for people to submit insults for Fable 2? We'd say "sniff my fart fingers" just rocketed to the top of the list. Hit the "read" link for the full blog entry.
Reader Comments (14)
Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:36PM (Unverified) said
the one in the middle has bruises all over her knees... hmmmmm
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 4:52PM (Unverified) said
My money's on the one to the left... So to speak...
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 5:04PM (Unverified) said
Man, I'm going to impregnate that one on the left so hard.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 5:15PM (Unverified) said
I felt bad for the hookers in Fable 1 and I gave them a break and freed them. These though... I'm putting them to work although I'm not so certain they'll bring in so much cash.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 5:16PM (Unverified) said
You lot don't know what your talking about, the left one is probably very up tight, despite being a hooker and not up for much, the one right is clearly up for anything ;)
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 7:06PM (Unverified) said
I take it the cost of the whore goes down as you look further to the right
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 8:04PM (Unverified) said
Is the one on the right a woman or a bear in disguise?
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 10:53PM ZeroCorpse said
The one on the right is a she-beast that would make you have nightmares for days to follow.
The one on the left is probably a she-bitch that will rob you, hurt you, or BE a nightmare for days to follow.
The one in the middle is probably the only safe choice if all you want is sex for a few coins... And you can always close your eyes.
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The one on the left is probably a she-bitch that will rob you, hurt you, or BE a nightmare for days to follow.
The one in the middle is probably the only safe choice if all you want is sex for a few coins... And you can always close your eyes.
Posted: Mar 7th 2008 10:15AM (Unverified) said
I am so looking forward to this game. I bought a used xbox to play Fable just because the 360 has issues with the game. Now I'm stoked to soon have a Fable actually made for the 360.
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Posted: Mar 7th 2008 10:44AM (Unverified) said
the third one in the picture is soooo fine. i would totaly do her!
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