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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:36PM (Unverified) said

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If I get any more excited for this game, my head will probably explode off of my shoulders
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:36PM SheppyReturns said

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Anyone know how long the subspace emmisary mode takes?
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:40PM (Unverified) said

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8 hours.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:50PM (Unverified) said

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I have heard 5 or so.

Though I am sure speed runs will be done in force.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:59PM SheppyReturns said

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Damn, that's an awful lot of work just for Sonic...

Am I the only one upset Sonic and Snake are both initially locked?
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:07PM In A World said

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70 hours WITH the MGS cutscenes, 10 hours without.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:48PM SheppyReturns said

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I just want Snake just to hear Peach screen "Oh my god, I can't believe I'm being hit on by the famous solid snake..."
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:56PM (Unverified) said

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Yo you can unlock every character by playing 450 matches of Versus. Just go into special brawl, make it HP battle and equip the flower that hurts you. Make the opponent have 1 HP and keep pressing start basically.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 4:36PM SheppyReturns said

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Or they could not be dicks and keep fighters unlocked in a fighting game. I've always questioned the logic in forcing players to do single player in a multiplayer game...

This seems so counter intuitive. Of course it could be MUCH worse. I'm looking at you, Mortal Kombat and your Krypt system...
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 5:49PM Mr Khan said

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I would believe that would be the point, to force the players to try other game modes if they want to get the full multiplayer experience
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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As much of a smash bros. fan as I am, I am glad to see you guys not just gushing endlessly over the game. It is nice to see a little criticism here and there.

Not that anything you could say would stop be from buying it anyways... :)
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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You now saying other thing than "OMG its perfect" will grant you the wrath of Nintendo fanboys. Once I hear about this guy that gave 8.8 or something to a Zelda game and boy the thing turn ugly. I heard recently that same guy was fired.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:39PM Crono141 said

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I just want to say, I hate you joystiq for putting this article up. The temptation to actually read it on a slow day like today could be too great...
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:45PM (Unverified) said

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what do you really expect to ruin??
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:40PM DonaldMick said

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Logic?

Where we're going, we don't NEED no stinkin' logic.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:57PM (Unverified) said

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Back to the Future reference?
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 4:19PM Shagittarius said

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Back to the Saddles
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:44PM (Unverified) said

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In a serious note thanks for the spoiler alert.

Seriously is there anything left unsaid about SSBB? The internets tubes spoiled the crap out of that game like same happened with portal.

I feel like I already played that game.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:45PM (Unverified) said

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Ignore the extra "like".
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:45PM (Unverified) said

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Metal Gear Solid 4 will be better than this. (j/k)

I actually really want to play this game, guess I'll have to go over my friends house to try this out. I really liked Melee, so I can't wait to play.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:57PM Jerk Face said

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OMG SSBB IS TEH BEST GAME EVAR MGS4 IS TEH GHEY AND YOU R TEH GHEY FOR LICKING IT LOL!!!!11ONE11!
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:30PM samfish said

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Licking a man's solid snake would likely make you gay, it's true.
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Posted: Mar 7th 2008 6:17AM mykelsss said

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very clever
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Posted: Mar 7th 2008 1:06AM (Unverified) said

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And if you're already on the FOURTH one, well...
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Posted: Mar 7th 2008 12:59PM (Unverified) said

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I hear being hit in the face with Diddy's nuts can do the same thing.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:54PM Duke said

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I am betting this article starts a flame war any moment now. Should I post everthing that sucks again? Nah - have fun.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:04PM (Unverified) said

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“Welcome to the beautiful matchstick city, this city was founded on top of a giant powder barrel so please be careful”

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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 4:05PM samfish said

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Maybe if this was about Mario Kart it'd start a flame war for sure.
...something about Mario Karts gets the trolls all riled up, I'm telling you.


As for me, I'm to ill to go poking any bee hives and such so you'll have no participation from ol' samfish, that's for sure.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:54PM (Unverified) said

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was this blog entry just an excuse to bash the game or something? because that's all that happened.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:02PM Jerk Face said

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Ha ha.. Deaftly, I love you.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:22PM Roto13 said

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Criticism does not equal bashing. >_>
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:28PM (Unverified) said

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usually when you criticize something you give good and bad points. up until the very end about the minigames there's nothing but bad.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 2:59PM ummfada said

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22nd! Yes! Calling first was a fad from 2 years ago. Calling 22nd is the new hotness, and much harder to time out. I win bitches!

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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:07PM (Unverified) said

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Fail,You aren't 22th.

You are 20th counting replies.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:09PM daveosaur said

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Uh... Except you are #11. You lose quite badly.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:28PM ummfada said

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I just chose a random number, but you must admit creativity

*grins*
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:01PM (Unverified) said

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I think all of the non-cube control schemes just take some getting used to. I use Wiimote-Nunchuck. I started using it to prepare for the tournament, and now I can't see myself going back to the cube controller. Same with my friend that plays with the wiimote NES-style.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:10PM SpaceSpace said

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I hope the wifi isn't usually laggy and you just had a bad experience.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:12PM (Unverified) said

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I think I'm the only one who doesn't "get" this game. I don't suck at it nor am I some pro combo maniac but I just can't seem to like it!! My friends are balls stupid for SSB so I'm sure I can try to like it a third time...
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:20PM (Unverified) said

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I'm with you. I actually really like the other games but I just don't understand one bit what's so excited about this game. Not that it won't rock, but it will be almost the exact same game they've released 2 times before. I dunno, granted most game series are like that, but all the game series I like have a story and that's a huge reason I love playing all of the sequels.

Oh well, my little. bros. is getting this day one so I'll still play it and I'm sure I'll enjoy it. Just not a bit deal imo.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:30PM (Unverified) said

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I feel the same way about smash bros, its a fun game but nothing that special. I think it's mostly the nostalgia factor with the characters that gives everyone a boner. Anyway I've had it preordered for months heh. Too bad about the online lag because that was one of the main reasons I even wanted this.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:36PM Zertoss said

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Different strokes for different folks. Every game, no matter how good, can't be for everybody.

Personally, I'm "balls stupid" for the game. I loved the first 2 games and so I can't wait to play the 3rd. New characters, new stages, new game modes, online play, all reasons I'm excited.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 4:05PM Centaur said

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@Marshmallow & Silly Sauce

Thank you. I'm glad to hear someone else feels the exact same way I do. The game will be good, no doubt but I too don't get what makes people crazy about it. I don't see it as the Halo 3 of of Smash Bros.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:25PM (Unverified) said

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Does anybody know if playing online counts towards the VS. match total to unlock characters? I'm hoping it does so I can unlock everyone in one weekend.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:26PM Jango311 said

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Its going to be awesome. Its not going to be perfect. So they can make another one!
But I hope they put mega-man in the next game
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:29PM motang said

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3 more days to go for this game to come out...that 72+ hours...finally the wait is coming to an end.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:45PM (Unverified) said

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Nintendo Fanboys,

Stop cumming all over yourselves over this game already. Its annoying. Sheesh!! Im gonna pass and wait for SoulCalibur4, Streetfighter4 and Tekken 6.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 3:58PM (Unverified) said

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I'll give you SF4, but all 3D fighters suck ass. Soul Calibur may be DECENT at best...
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Posted: Mar 6th 2008 4:00PM Top Cat said

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you do that, in the mean time... *fap fap fap fap*
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