Joyswag: Win Mass Effect's 'Bring Down the Sky' DLC

824 Comments by Ludwig Kietzmann Mar 10th 2008 5:45PM
Filed under: Microsoft Xbox 360, RPGs, Joyswag

We never forget a face. That explains why we nearly overlooked the charming fellow above, as his disturbing assemblage of teeth, eyes and wrinkles really stretches our definition of "face" to its very hideous limit. Apparently, we were supposed to meet him for a round of Mass Effect today, foiling his and his fellow Batarians' plan to toss an asteroid at an unsuspecting planet.

If you feel like your galactic romp across BioWare's rich galaxy is in need of extension, the "Bring Down the Sky" Mass Effect add-on promises "approximately 90 minutes" of gameplay and 50 gamerscore points. It's available on the Xbox Live Marketplace now for $5, or 400 MS Points. Oh, and you can win a download code for it right now.

To enter this giveaway, suggest a caption for the above image in the comments section.
You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec).
Limit 1 entry per person. If you enter this giveaway more than once you'll be automatically disqualified and jettisoned into space!
This entry period ends tomorrow at 5:45pm ET Tuesday 3/11/08. We'll randomly select 10 winners at that time.
For complete rules capable of generating extensive dialogue trees, click here.

[Update: The contest is over. We'll be contacting the winners shortly, so please keep an eye on your inbox!]

Tags: BioWare, BreakingNews, Bring-Down-the-Sky, DLC, joyswag, Marketplace, Mass-Effect, MassEffect, Xbox-Live, XboxLive

(Page 1) Reader Comments

Phil Ringsmuth: Mar 10th 2008; 5:49PM

I think I'm hungry...

RX Crossfire: Mar 10th 2008; 8:41PM

Star Wars Impersonator

Tman2met: Mar 10th 2008; 9:34PM

"What do you mean the cake is a lie?!"

Firewall: Mar 10th 2008; 10:28PM

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Andrew: Mar 10th 2008; 11:54PM

I guess mom was right, your face really will get stuck.

konstantin: Mar 11th 2008; 2:25AM

Heh heh I had your mom last night.

Platinum_Skeet: Mar 11th 2008; 5:16AM

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Keith: Mar 11th 2008; 12:34PM

"you will find NO sexual achievement's here!!"

DG: Mar 11th 2008; 1:28PM

"Gimme some sugar baby!"

Jeff: Mar 10th 2008; 5:50PM

My face looks like WHAT?

Oh, well...

That's what she said!

Zertoss: Mar 10th 2008; 5:51PM

Who are you calling "Four Eyes?"

Laird: Mar 10th 2008; 5:52PM

Quick, take the picture before I blink!

Chris Baker: Mar 10th 2008; 5:53PM

Come here little one...want some candy?

Dante Sparda: Mar 10th 2008; 5:53PM

"O RLY?"

Isaac: Mar 10th 2008; 5:53PM

These are my bedroom eyes.

Kevin Rhodes: Mar 10th 2008; 9:24PM

(says to little red riding hood) "all the better to see, smell and eat you with my dear..."

Ricardo Cuesta: Mar 10th 2008; 5:54PM

Hows it going

Brymo: Mar 10th 2008; 5:54PM

Oh I see what you did right there!

Silly Sauce: Mar 10th 2008; 5:54PM

"George Lucas said I'd never make a believable alien...he said wasn't 'evil' enough for Star Wars...he said I wasn't 'ready'...WELL LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!! Xbox Live DLC FTW!! SUCK ON THAT LUCAS!"