Mila Kunis joins Max Payne cast
by Justin McElroy 
{ Mar 10th 2008 at 2:45PM }
We know, we know. We just brought you some Max Payne info and a pic, but for fans of the series, this new nugget was just too interesting to pass up. According to Variety, That 70s Show and Family Guy's Mila Kunis has just joined the cast as "an assassin who teams up with the title character to avenge her sister's death." If you're familiar with the series, that sounds like it could be Mona Sax, even though the character's name hasn't been revealed yet.
We're a little bit nervous about the casting, as we've never seen Kunis in something that's required her to be particularly hard-boiled, but we guess everybody has to start somewhere. What say you?
[Via AICN]
We're a little bit nervous about the casting, as we've never seen Kunis in something that's required her to be particularly hard-boiled, but we guess everybody has to start somewhere. What say you?
[Via AICN]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Jeff @ Mar 10th 2008 2:51PM
I'd hit it.
teenagertc @ Mar 10th 2008 5:05PM
What say I? I say, OMG she is sooo hot in that photo. Does everyone know that her eyes are two different colors?? HAWT!!!
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 10th 2008 8:34PM
Pleonasm.
Snipermike @ Mar 10th 2008 2:52PM
I'd put my Mila in her Kunis
Isaac @ Mar 10th 2008 3:41PM
I see what you did there.
DBuck_Eye @ Mar 10th 2008 3:59PM
I know those words, and i know what you're implying but they make no sense to me. I wonder if it is disturbing to Mila Kunis, knowing that hundreds or even thousands of gaming nerds want to do her.
colin @ Mar 10th 2008 4:56PM
i don't think gaming nerds are the only ones that want to do her.
Neon Jebus @ Mar 10th 2008 2:51PM
What about American Psycho 2? Oh...wait...
sicsided @ Mar 10th 2008 2:56PM
NO YOU DO NOT MENTION THAT MOVIE!
American Psycho was the only one ever made and although not as good as the book, Christian Bale was awesome.
Neon Jebus @ Mar 10th 2008 3:23PM
Some things I wish I could unsee...AP2 would be one of them.
PojoMofo @ Mar 10th 2008 2:53PM
Give the casting director a gold star. Even if she has never really done anything like this before, she is hot enough for me not to care.
DCBlack @ Mar 10th 2008 3:14PM
Seriously! That may have just swung me to go see this thing.
GreyFox @ Mar 10th 2008 3:44PM
Hot and she's a huge nerd so she might know the source material or will at least play it.
chase @ Mar 10th 2008 2:54PM
mama mia... she is one of the hottest women on the planet by far.... i'm now going to be seeing max payne if only for one nip shot
PojoMofo @ Mar 10th 2008 2:54PM
That would cause her Max Payne in her kunis, im sure
markhill66 @ Mar 10th 2008 3:00PM
All the characters in Max Payne are so intense that it's going to be very difficult for anyone to play these roles.
I love the series, though, and I hope it turns out well.
riggs @ Mar 10th 2008 3:00PM
man i would kun..her mil....fuck it i want to fuck her.
Chase @ Mar 10th 2008 4:57PM
Congratulations, you win the Internet for the day.
*Wii bows*
Dauragon88 @ Mar 10th 2008 6:57PM
ROFLCOPTER
thats the best thing i've read all day xD
Asunedr @ Mar 10th 2008 3:09PM
If she is mona sax I think it's a pretty good fit (look wise) once you get her hair/makeup done right.
She does seem a little young for the part though.
deaftly @ Mar 10th 2008 3:10PM
Oh Meg Griffin you're so hot. That voice would get on my last nerve after a while though.
Dan Davis @ Mar 10th 2008 3:28PM
"Give it to me, Neil... Give it to me, Neil" LOL
ViagraFiend @ Mar 10th 2008 4:31PM
Who told you to come back in the house?
idiot @ Mar 10th 2008 4:54PM
shut up Meg. *fart noise*
Kizzle @ Mar 10th 2008 3:14PM
Needs moar rack
Matt B @ Mar 10th 2008 3:23PM
word
Organic_Shadow @ Mar 10th 2008 3:16PM
She's a horrible actress, but I won't complain about her being on the screen. :)
shivr @ Mar 10th 2008 3:17PM
wow, those legs are certianatly akimbo
capt_carl @ Mar 10th 2008 3:20PM
Jackie was such a bitch to Kelso.
I'd still fuck the shit out of her...and Donna...at the same time.
Zertoss @ Mar 10th 2008 4:25PM
I wouldn't touch the redhead. You might catch the Scientology from her.
Envoy @ Mar 10th 2008 3:23PM
WOW! Nice boots.
quickshade @ Mar 10th 2008 3:22PM
You really can't complain. She's hot, fairly good at acting and honestly as you can tell from above it's drawing alot of people in.
John McPoop @ Mar 10th 2008 3:34PM
She was one of my favorite characters on that 70's show but seeing her in that picture and in that pose just makes me think bad bad dirty thoughts... And I tell you guys I am engaged to a hotty and have kids so I am not the sterotypical gamer nerd who can't get laid... But oh boy the things i would do to he... er nevermind
Knighthawk @ Mar 10th 2008 5:24PM
You wrote a post on a game blog, YOUR A GAMING NERD, GET OVER IT! lol
John McPoop @ Mar 10th 2008 7:08PM
Dude I was referring to the stereo type that gamers can't get a hot girl... No kidding I am a gaming nerd... I suppose anyone who is engaged thinks their fiance is hot though...I never said I wasn't a gaming nerd...
The fact of the matter is she looks hot in that picture
LlamaDesign @ Mar 10th 2008 3:35PM
While the casting of Walberg is a glimmer of hope (he usually does good stuff), lets face it... it is a movie based on a video game. It's going to suck.
MasterInsan0 @ Mar 10th 2008 3:58PM
Of all the games out there to make a movie out of, Max Payne is probably one of the best choices. It's basically just a bunch of graphic novel sequences tied together by some shooting anyway. Incorporate the shooting into the graphic novel and bam, you've got a movie.
rTwelve @ Mar 10th 2008 3:38PM
These comments are awkward.
Feigr @ Mar 10th 2008 3:43PM
As much as I hate Mark Wahlberg this might make the movie watchable. Mila Kunis sure is watchable in general!
EMaster @ Mar 10th 2008 3:47PM
Her as Mona Sax??? Fukin' A.
Deck @ Mar 10th 2008 4:06PM
I think they just got a lot of viewers of this movie no matter if its good or bad. I, for one.
HOT!
Altairio @ Mar 10th 2008 4:11PM
Sweet jesus...what were we talking about?
KookieMustar @ Mar 10th 2008 4:15PM
wow, poor choice, this bitch is ugly as sin!
ill trooper @ Mar 11th 2008 12:10AM
I'm getting a young Angelina Jolie vibe (circa 'Hackers' but with hair) off of her, and I like it.
bendak @ Mar 10th 2008 5:08PM
I'd hit that into next week. WOW.
Phinehas @ Mar 10th 2008 7:00PM
"We're a little bit nervous about the casting, as we've never seen Kunis in something that's required her to be particularly hard-boiled..."
If this was ever raised as an objection, I can easily imagine someone responding with something along the lines of: "This movie is for gamers. They don't care about things like that."
I was feeling that someone ought to stand up for gamer's rights when it comes to this kind of (admittedly imagined) stereotypical thinking. After all, we are just as discriminating as any other movie market.
Then I saw all of the above. So, um...nevermind.
Seroth @ Mar 10th 2008 7:39PM
If the movie follows the game, and she ends up playing Mona Sax, then she'd probably end up being Lisa Punchinello, too, considering they're twins.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Mar 10th 2008 10:03PM
While I do agree she's fucking hot, I don't think she should be Mona Sax. I really can't see her playing the role and the pic tells me that her only duty in the film will be providing a nice pair of tits.
Rick Weiss @ Mar 10th 2008 11:43PM
Saw a scene in the movie being filmed near my house in Toronto. Just Mark Wahlberg in the scene. It looked like the part when Max revisits his house after it was blocked off as a crime scene.
Umeadi @ Mar 11th 2008 12:03AM
That is one hot piece of @$$