has really undergone some serious changes
for its Japanese release and it's getting less manly
by the moment. In fact, these people promoting the game don't seem to have a single
chest hair. There's nary a headband in sight. Those muscles are absolutely pitiful
. What have you done, Konami? This is the last straw! Someone needs to draw mustaches on these girls and maybe whip up a couple of protein shakes immediately.
Where's Nintendo Power
? They know what Contra
is really all about: pure, undiluted beefcakery
. Accept no substitute.