Where's Nintendo Power? They know what Contra is really all about: pure, undiluted beefcakery. Accept no substitute.
Where's Nintendo Power? They know what Contra is really all about: pure, undiluted beefcakery. Accept no substitute.
Reader Comments (9)
Posted: Mar 12th 2008 11:00AM exolol said
I know this is sexyst but, I prefer women whit weapons. hahahaha, ladys first!
Posted: Mar 12th 2008 1:04PM (Unverified) said
If women are going to promote Contra 4, let it be the American Gladiators!
Posted: Mar 12th 2008 1:36PM (Unverified) said
The JP version of Contra sure got cuter marketing than the English version did. The cover kinda fails, but this isn't that bad!
Beefcake guys like cute girly-girls, amirite?
Beefcake guys like cute girly-girls, amirite?
Posted: Mar 12th 2008 2:04PM (Unverified) said
In Japan, beefcake == homosexual. I'm guessing that's why the change.
Posted: Mar 12th 2008 3:44PM (Unverified) said
Ironic how there's nothing wrong with Jrockers in drag =/
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Posted: Mar 12th 2008 2:10PM (Unverified) said
nice,contra 4,,, cosplay,,,boobies,,,
Posted: Mar 13th 2008 1:47AM dhelor said
Hot women + Guns = Win
Apparently, Konami knows their math.
Apparently, Konami knows their math.
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