It's a question we've all pondered at least once in our lifetimes: in the Pokémon universe, is everyone a vegetarian, or do people actually eat Pokémon? Are certain Pokémon bred for mass consumption? And, perhaps more importantly, which Pokémon are the most delicious?
We're elated that GameDaily has actually put some time into this twisted, wonderful thought process, and come up with a list of the ten Pocket Monsters that they'd most like to cook up. Some of these tasty critters are easier to come by than others; we personally see Magikarp as the salmon of the Pokémon world, while preparing a Peking-style Psyduck may be a bit more difficult. Actually, we're getting a bit hungry just thinking about this. Maybe we'll head out to the grocery store and pick up some fried Torchics for lunch.
Reader Comments (62)
Posted: Mar 14th 2008 11:50AM (Unverified) said
I definitely would eat Mudkip (that sounded very samfishy)
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/skeptic_01/mudkip.jpg
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http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/skeptic_01/mudkip.jpg
Posted: Mar 14th 2008 12:33PM (Unverified) said
I liek mudkip-chan, seh paints her nekkid body like mudkipz and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Posted: Mar 14th 2008 4:38PM ThornedVenom said
That was a win move, Fernando. XD
I can't see mudkips the same way ever again. O_o
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I can't see mudkips the same way ever again. O_o
Posted: Mar 14th 2008 11:56AM DonaldMick said
I'd be too busy eating Lorelei/Prima to worry about eating Pokemon.
*rimshot*
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*rimshot*
Posted: Mar 14th 2008 12:01PM Ballistic3188 said
sigh... i guess i will be the pokemon nerd to point out a problem with the food selection.
Magikarp are inedible. in one episode after the oceanliner sunk. all the characters considered eating magikarp. which then they found out was only made of scales and bones.
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Magikarp are inedible. in one episode after the oceanliner sunk. all the characters considered eating magikarp. which then they found out was only made of scales and bones.
Posted: Mar 14th 2008 7:02PM (Unverified) said
Why would you want to eat Pokemons? They all taste like chicken.
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Posted: Mar 14th 2008 12:21PM (Unverified) said
I'd probably want to eat an unhatched Togapei (sp?) or a Tuarus, which would make sense for mass consumption since it's similar to cows and stuff that we have, like McWeen pointed out above.
Although I wouldn't mind munching on something like Psyduck meat either. Duck in general isn't too bad tasting, just a bit greasy. So ... yeah... I'd like to know what a Yoshi tastes like too, I bet it's pretty sweet.
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Although I wouldn't mind munching on something like Psyduck meat either. Duck in general isn't too bad tasting, just a bit greasy. So ... yeah... I'd like to know what a Yoshi tastes like too, I bet it's pretty sweet.
Posted: Mar 14th 2008 4:34PM llllFlREBlRDllll said
Marty wins at life with that comment of his. Good job.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b5/Yourewinner.jpg
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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b5/Yourewinner.jpg
Posted: Mar 14th 2008 1:47PM Saria the Cat said
Most expensively and conveniently packaged food ev4r! Plus, you'll always look like a badass every time you throw down the Pokeball on the table with a cool fiery background cut scene and a war cry just to eat lunch.
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Posted: Mar 14th 2008 3:27PM (Unverified) said
This is a fun morbid post, and yes I've often wondered what roasted farfetch tastes like. However Magikarp look that appealing to me... but I'm not a big fan of fish either, so it's probably me.
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Posted: Mar 14th 2008 3:52PM In A World said
I would definitely deep-fry a Snorlax. Even after you're stuffed you'd have leftovers for a month!
SNOOOOOOORLAAAAX!
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SNOOOOOOORLAAAAX!
Posted: Mar 14th 2008 3:59PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
:S I wouldn't eat any, persoanlly I'd rather eat fried chicken and rice. Mmmmmm
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Posted: Mar 14th 2008 4:41PM ThornedVenom said
Is it possible to eat a Gengar?
Oh well, I'll just settle with Ditto jelly.
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Oh well, I'll just settle with Ditto jelly.
Posted: Mar 14th 2008 4:50PM (Unverified) said
Requesting Photoshop Phriday on this topic, stat!
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