Which Pok�mon would you eat?

by Scott Jon Siegel { Mar 14th 2008 at 11:40AM }

It's a question we've all pondered at least once in our lifetimes: in the Pokémon universe, is everyone a vegetarian, or do people actually eat Pokémon? Are certain Pokémon bred for mass consumption? And, perhaps more importantly, which Pokémon are the most delicious?

We're elated that GameDaily has actually put some time into this twisted, wonderful thought process, and come up with a list of the ten Pocket Monsters that they'd most like to cook up. Some of these tasty critters are easier to come by than others; we personally see Magikarp as the salmon of the Pokémon world, while preparing a Peking-style Psyduck may be a bit more difficult. Actually, we're getting a bit hungry just thinking about this. Maybe we'll head out to the grocery store and pick up some fried Torchics for lunch.

Tags: delicious, food, pokemon

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

License to ill @ Mar 14th 2008 11:45AM

Lickapuss, yummy...

Fernando Rocker @ Mar 14th 2008 11:45AM

Definitely Mudkip =p

Fernando Rocker @ Mar 14th 2008 11:50AM

I definitely would eat Mudkip (that sounded very samfishy)

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/skeptic_01/mudkip.jpg

Schweppes7T4 @ Mar 14th 2008 11:55AM

you should NSFW tag that pic, btw =/

Zertoss @ Mar 14th 2008 11:55AM

So I herd you liek Mudkip.

Hot DAMN! Now I do too!

Nincodedo @ Mar 14th 2008 12:21PM

No need for NSFW tag. I herd your boss lieks Mudkips, too.

StrangeBum @ Mar 14th 2008 12:33PM

I liek mudkip-chan, seh paints her nekkid body like mudkipz and doesn't afraid of anything.

Nigeria: Cody ChesnuTT Defense Force @ Mar 14th 2008 12:55PM

That picture is awesome.

Too bad it's a dude.

Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Mar 14th 2008 2:03PM

You're a Dude!

oh wait, you probably are...

giantenemycrab @ Mar 14th 2008 3:25PM

I take offense.

ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 14th 2008 4:38PM

That was a win move, Fernando. XD

I can't see mudkips the same way ever again. O_o

McWeen @ Mar 14th 2008 11:46AM

Tauros makes sense since it is a herd animal similar to buffalo or cows.

Zertoss @ Mar 14th 2008 11:47AM

Wait... Magikarp = salmon? You can't be serious. Obviously you want some SEAKING FUCK YEAH!

DemonGSides @ Mar 14th 2008 11:56AM

FUCK YEAH SEAKING!

StrangeBum @ Mar 14th 2008 12:29PM

FUCK YEAH SEAKING!

Cal @ Mar 14th 2008 3:14PM

Seeking fuck?

ApolloIV @ Mar 14th 2008 7:07PM

C-C-C-Combo breaker

Jansperus @ Mar 14th 2008 11:54AM

Mewtwo. Think of the POWER you'd get from eating that thing? Now that's brain food!

Donald @ Mar 14th 2008 11:56AM

I'd be too busy eating Lorelei/Prima to worry about eating Pokemon.

*rimshot*

Chris @ Mar 14th 2008 11:58AM

Pokemon: Fun to pet, better to chew!

ballistic3188 @ Mar 14th 2008 12:01PM

sigh... i guess i will be the pokemon nerd to point out a problem with the food selection.

Magikarp are inedible. in one episode after the oceanliner sunk. all the characters considered eating magikarp. which then they found out was only made of scales and bones.

Geoff @ Mar 14th 2008 12:01PM

Gotta' eat 'em all!

DangerMouse @ Mar 14th 2008 12:02PM

One-Eyed Pocket Monsters.

riggs @ Mar 14th 2008 12:04PM

pikaeww

Tamachan87 @ Mar 14th 2008 12:17PM

I like spicey food, so naturally Magmar.

richard @ Mar 14th 2008 12:18PM

That pokemon ramen bowl is very delicious though, even if it doesn't have any pokemon in it... (or does it???)

StrangeBum @ Mar 14th 2008 12:21PM

I'd probably want to eat an unhatched Togapei (sp?) or a Tuarus, which would make sense for mass consumption since it's similar to cows and stuff that we have, like McWeen pointed out above.

Although I wouldn't mind munching on something like Psyduck meat either. Duck in general isn't too bad tasting, just a bit greasy. So ... yeah... I'd like to know what a Yoshi tastes like too, I bet it's pretty sweet.

Zertoss @ Mar 14th 2008 12:27PM

Mmmmm... Miltank burgers.

CubeGuy @ Mar 15th 2008 12:42AM

I'm suprised that no one else thought of that. That was my first pick for pokefood.

Mr.ESC @ Mar 14th 2008 12:57PM

A good Chikorita salad.

Marty @ Mar 14th 2008 1:34PM

I chews you, Pikachu!

StrangeBum @ Mar 14th 2008 1:38PM

I lol'd at that.

Good job!

Chilly Willy @ Mar 14th 2008 1:41PM

I love it! That is brilliant! +1 for you!

capt_carl @ Mar 14th 2008 1:45PM

Marty has won. Rate up.

Fernando Rocker @ Mar 14th 2008 1:53PM

You beat my Mudkip comment =(

Zertoss @ Mar 14th 2008 1:58PM

/post

This post just delivered.

Desert Eagle @ Mar 14th 2008 4:34PM

Marty wins at life with that comment of his. Good job.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b5/Yourewinner.jpg

Saria the Cat @ Mar 14th 2008 1:47PM

Most expensively and conveniently packaged food ev4r! Plus, you'll always look like a badass every time you throw down the Pokeball on the table with a cool fiery background cut scene and a war cry just to eat lunch.

Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Mar 14th 2008 2:00PM

My god, I didn't realize you were all pokenerds.

I'm now too cool to hang out here.

j/k.

Spin44 @ Mar 14th 2008 2:28PM

is that bird from animal crossing?

fenix @ Mar 14th 2008 3:01PM

JIGGLYPUFF

ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Mar 14th 2008 4:40PM

Jigglypuff bubblegum.

Self-explanatory.

mr mobius @ Mar 14th 2008 3:21PM

Pidgey would be in posh restaurants.

Danny @ Mar 14th 2008 3:24PM

What about SLOWPOKETAILs from G/S/C? Those must have been pretty good to have sported such a price, and have a crime business around it.

Ed @ Mar 14th 2008 3:27PM

This is a fun morbid post, and yes I've often wondered what roasted farfetch tastes like. However Magikarp look that appealing to me... but I'm not a big fan of fish either, so it's probably me.