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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:13PM Huey2k2 said

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I try not to get excited for video game movies anymore. There has yet to be a single good video game movie, or at least if there was one I haven't heard of it.

I guess as long as they don't pick Uwe Boll to direct they'll be taking a step in the right direction though.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:27PM cesaria said

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I take it you've never seen/heard of the Mario Bros. movie.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:36PM Huey2k2 said

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I'd put the Mario Bro's movie more into the category of "So bad it's awesome" then actually being a genuinely good movie.

The thing about the Mario Bro's movie is it really had very little to do with the games in the first place. The only real redeeming thing about it was it had John Leguizamo, and he's probably one of the most underrated actors ever IMO.

But as I said, I cannot think of a single genuinely good video game movie, and hopefully one day that trend will change, either that or we just need to stop making video game movies in general, because it makes me sad to see video games being butchered like this.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:42PM Nigeria said

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I remember the Pokemon film being awesome. At the cinema I watched it at you got the chance to win a Mew. I didn't win though. I don't think anybody won. we all lost.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:35PM SheppyReturns said

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Mortal Kombat....

best game movie ever. I still love watching it. "This is where you fall down."
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 3:24PM (Unverified) said

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I totally agree with Fidlious Mortal Kombat was an awesome movie probably the exception to the rule.

Too bad MK second movie sucked.

Just to start an argument was Doom a good movie? In my opinion it sucked but thinking about it other than the Final screen Doom never had a story unless you count Doom 3 or repercusions of evil.

"John you are the demons!!"
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 4:05PM SheppyReturns said

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I think Mortal Kombat did such a good job because MK took the source material, asked what kind of game this is, and based the entire thing around that.

"Mortal men and women defending your world, Mortal Kombat."

Problem with so many of these game to movie conversions often revolves around taking the source material and trying to change it, then removing the pacing or style of the game.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:14PM ThornedVenom said

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35%>4%


Nuff said.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:21PM Roto13 said

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At least Metal Gear Solid is practically a movie to begin with.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:22PM Roto13 said

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Oh my god, I share a birthday with Uwe Boll. ;-;
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 3:25PM (Unverified) said

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You know what it must be done.Kill Uwe Boll,there can only be ONE!
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 6:24PM ThornedVenom said

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I wonder if the movie "Kill Boll" would be made of win or AIDS.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:22PM (Unverified) said

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While I would hardly call Equilibrium a masterpiece of modern literature, it is a fun movie. Take a bit of Fahrenheit 451, toss it in a bag with 1984, shake vigorously, then jack it into the Matrix for some crazy fight scenes.

It's worth watching at least once.


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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:37PM SheppyReturns said

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People also forget Rotten Tomatoes is overrun by movie snobs who have long ago forgotten the feeling of just sitting back and enjoying a film.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:59PM Vorbis said

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Agree, Equilibrium was quite fun to watch and worth seeing.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 3:29PM Huey2k2 said

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Funny, some might say the same kind of thing about Joystiq being filled with video game snobs.

Movies and video games are all subjective, people get too worked up over reviews, remember, reviews are just opinions and should be taken with a grain of salt.

The trick is to find a reviewer that shares the same kind of interests as you and whos opinion you agree with.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 4:07PM SheppyReturns said

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Actually, if a review is written well enough, you could even come away with a decent idea on a game from a bad review.

You don't have to agree with the reviewer... if they were doing their job right you'd have your information whether they liked it or not.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:27PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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As Brad Bird said: "Movies don't have people sneaking around them anymore". All the more reason to make it, I guess...



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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:33PM Nigeria said

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"4% career average"

There's still time to improve, Uwe. You still have Far Cry.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 6:24PM ThornedVenom said

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No.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 9:28PM (Unverified) said

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He doesn't still have far cry... did you see the previews... Most of his other movies had at least decent previews... FarCry and Postal both just seem like complete jokes....
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:45PM ymmv said

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Isn't it interesting how Griffin McElroy dropped a bad Metacritic rating for Equilibrium in this article, but conveniently forgot to mention the terrific IMDB rating (7.8) the movie currently has?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 1:51PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Federal law dictates game journalists cannot express confidence in games-to-film projects. A movie centric blog might cite Prince of Persia filming in Morocco and that''s it, but here we get that AND a list of abyssmal Uwe Boll movies. You, know, to remind you all hope is lost.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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Now as stated before we all know game to film doesn't really work (or the other way really), but 90 minutes of hearing "SNAKE" yelled would be worse then running your fingers across a chock board.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:22PM jhowlett said

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well maybe your "chalk" full of wrong
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:18PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Let me write it! The amount of potential this game has to be a movie is overwhelming :O
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:28PM Ranus Studios said

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I'm normally very cynical about movies, but Equilibrium is much better than a 35. I mean, come on; everything Christian Bale touches is gold (parts of Reign of Fire notwithstanding.) And I thought it was good before I realized that Christian Bale is some sort of deity.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:29PM Ranus Studios said

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Ultraviolet, however, was not for me.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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Ick. Equilibrium was super terrible. Kurt Wimmer just tried to throw as much symbolism and crap into the movie without even trying to figure out what it meant, so the whole thing was a giant mess of visuals that were not consistent.

Plus there was tons of plot holes. For example, if there was supposed to be no emotions, and a huge part of the plot revolved around taking pills to repress your emotions, why was Taye Diggs laughing and joking and mugging for the camera the entire film??
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:44PM (Unverified) said

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The idea was not "no emotion," but removing the highs and lows of emotion, hence the name. They say it in the opening sequence.

Furthermore, there are many people in the movie who are obviously NOT taking the medicine, Taye and that obnoxious Big Brother guy among them.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 3:41PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Fuck you man. Gunkata. That's all I have to say.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:47PM Mr Khan said

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I'd like to see a movie done entirely in codec conversations

But seriously, Kojima himself could easily adapt the game-to-movie. He's one of the more cinematic-focused game producers out there (aside from whoever runs Square Enix these days), and he just seems to have a good grasp on the concept of an action plot

Also; Suda 51 was listed under "Special Thanks" on Brawl. This is awesome.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 3:28PM (Unverified) said

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"Also; Suda 51 was listed under "Special Thanks" on Brawl. This is awesome".

Wut? I have to pay attention to the credits, I wonder if the guy from No more heroes is a secret Assist Trophy.

No more heroes is awesome.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 7:48AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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That would suck?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:53PM (Unverified) said

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I want a Thief / Deus Ex movie. The two most cinema-worthy games I ever played (and probably also the two best games).
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 2:57PM (Unverified) said

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this has tragedy written all over... anyway, does anybody see the word "ico" at the bottom of the bottom of the second news page? yeah joystiq, ICO all the way, wowhoot!
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 3:08PM (Unverified) said

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Instawatch if snake hides in a cardboard box.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 3:22PM Dahk said

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Lol you guys should check out the fan-movie. It's actually FRICKIN' SICK (imo). They're english is a little bad, but good enough. They're environments and stuff are pretty intense though.

http://www.mgs-philanthropy.net/

Only the trailers been released, which was like... a year ago, but they say its still on track for release this June. I'm guessing they're releasing when MGS4 comes out.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 3:29PM (Unverified) said

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Are you kidding? Equilibrium is one of my favorite movies, I can only hope he writes and directs the MGS film!
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 4:14PM (Unverified) said

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Interestingly enough, the MGS movie is said to have more actual gameplay sequences than the games themselves...
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 4:19PM Deck said

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It has potential.

As for a good game to movie... I actually quite liked Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Though it was animated...still a movie nonetheless.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 4:44PM Frostfell said

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Equilibrium may not be critically well received, but it is an excellent movie.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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Equilibrium is actually a really good film if anyone here has'nt seen it. Interesting choice...
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 5:25PM (Unverified) said

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David Hayer's a screenwriter, get him to write it. And, of course, perform. And hey, while we're at it, let him direct too!
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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i just want to know...
who needs a movie when you have the 3+ hours of cut scene in the games that were produced and directed by the very best hideo and company?
plus if you want to see some a good movie about this game just go to

http://www.mgs-philanthropy.net/index.html

which not the crap that hollywood will make just to cash on the name...
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 5:39PM (Unverified) said

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Are you crazy? Equilibrium was awesome!

"everything Christian Bale touches is gold"
I only wish Christian Bale would touch me...
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 6:58PM (Unverified) said

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Giant robots, super-soldier one man armies, explosions galore, stealth suit, and naked cartwheels and corpse humping in elevators. This movie conversion is made of win.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 10:19PM (Unverified) said

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Personally, I think HIDEO KOJIMA, or DAVID HAYTER should direct this, since A. They both have directed a GOOD film before, and B. they were both involved with Metal Gear SOLID since the beginning.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 8:26PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Now settle down kids, now it's time to slap you in the face with something I like to call reality. Now then if this MGS movie does happen, don't expect any of the zany bullshit usually found in the games. Instead expect a significantly watered down version of the story where it's just a simple espionage movie. Sure there maybe a few nods here and there to fans
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Posted: Mar 16th 2008 11:15PM Mike Knew said

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You thought the Halo movie had some potential? I'm with Justin on this one, it looked like paint ball with halo costumes.
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