The Joystiq Weekend: March 15 - 16, 2008

48 Comments by Ross Miller Mar 16th 2008 11:59PM

Tags: dailyrecap

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Allen: Mar 17th 2008; 12:26AM

Gawd, it's hideous.

Carl: Mar 17th 2008; 7:06AM

Actually, I thought it was a caricature, albeit not much of one, of Bob Kevoian, from the Bob and Tom Radio Show.

Vegnagun bwf: Mar 17th 2008; 12:30AM

Ross.

It's 12:30 at night where I am. I type "joystiq.com". I'm greeted with that image. Please, change that image to after the jump.

Vegnagun bwf: Mar 17th 2008; 12:45AM

Ross.

Thank you. I won't have bad dreams now. Let's get married.

Chris: Mar 17th 2008; 12:31AM

He looks like a pedophile.

mike: Mar 17th 2008; 12:35AM

Thats a little creepy. This is NSFW more then any other image thats been posted on joystiq

Vegnagun bwf: Mar 17th 2008; 12:37AM

Thank you. NSFW, I agree.

Neebs: Mar 17th 2008; 6:24AM

You clearly weren't here when Fernando posted the...*shudders*

Mabui: Mar 17th 2008; 12:36AM

No wonder Nintendo never entered HD gaming..

GCNH87: Mar 17th 2008; 6:36PM

lmao, nice.

crazyyellowguy: Mar 17th 2008; 12:37AM

Why did they make the "real mario" such a ugly man with cute oversized features...

It sorta makes sense why he is a plumber now.

Phi Nguyen: Mar 17th 2008; 12:48AM

MY PRECIOUS!!!

Shiro: Mar 17th 2008; 12:54AM

AGH, the whole "real image after the break" lured me in, and then I see that thing.

Who wants to help me commit ritual seppuku?

DemonGSides: Mar 17th 2008; 1:21AM

Only if you can find someone to help me into the void, where we can join the Khala and meet Tassadar.

En Taro Adun, adjutant.

Robert: Mar 17th 2008; 1:02AM

Certainly not pretty. Well done nonetheless.

ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force): Mar 17th 2008; 1:03AM

And I thought that Mario was the one with the shrooms...

ugg.tryptophan: Mar 17th 2008; 1:08AM

this will my new background

ugg.tryptophan: Mar 17th 2008; 1:09AM

...be

mr mobius: Mar 17th 2008; 1:04PM

Okay Yoda...

samfish: Mar 17th 2008; 1:23AM

You guys think that's freaky? This has nothin' on Real Haruhi.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/haruhi-suzumiya/nerd-heroine-made-real-308017.php

Feigr: Mar 17th 2008; 2:20AM

It's trout-girl! Run!

NESv1: Mar 17th 2008; 1:48AM

Hmm, wonder what Wario would look like real-a-fied? o_O

Shiro: Mar 17th 2008; 4:24AM

NO! DON'T DO IT, INTERNET! DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PEDDLER OF MADNESS!

Ranus Studios: Mar 17th 2008; 1:48AM

I don't know what everyone's problem is. That's absolutely hilarious.

shivr - ssbb- 0817-3501-0190: Mar 17th 2008; 2:57AM

I know I lol'd

Curmeo: Mar 17th 2008; 2:11AM

Mario you ugly bastid! ugly just like Nintendonald's Wii and DS games.

religiousjedi: Mar 17th 2008; 2:29AM

I would have said that Mario is hideous...then Curmeo showed up. :)

Obie: Mar 17th 2008; 2:39AM

That is some amazing Photoshopping skillz, congrats on making the creepiest face ever hehe.

Dave Silva: Mar 17th 2008; 3:09AM

Dude, that's Larry Laffer after a Halloween contest!

jopojelly: Mar 17th 2008; 4:25AM

Goodness, Peach sure has some weird tastes to go for that kind of guy...

Superstar90: Mar 17th 2008; 10:12PM

He stalks her... then she moves to another castle, and he stalks her again (because the paparazzi tell him that she left and is in another castle).

Jechtshot78: Mar 17th 2008; 4:31AM

HOLY CRAP! That thing scared the living shit out of me.

Truth Unknown: Mar 17th 2008; 4:40AM

It's a shame some moron is claiming this work of ... er ... something, as their own on deviantart. When the fool makes such a claim of photoshopery. While his account shows can barely even color his own crap drawings.

Well if anyone able to put the pain on this full and his "entry" on devaintart ( http://xgalagax.deviantart.com/art/The-best-Photoshop-ever-80102577 ). Well by all means don't just stand there.

Now on topic, it's strangely amazing and yet wrong in one go, with LOL sprinkles.

Truth Unknown: Mar 17th 2008; 4:42AM

PS: Late hours and some lack of sleep sure does bring out the bad sentence structures and grammar out of me.

Jeff Ramos: Mar 17th 2008; 4:55AM

hahaha. you didn't credit me for putting this nightmare on here? maybe for the better!

Ross Miller: Mar 17th 2008; 9:42AM

Sorry Jeff, someone actually beat you to the tip. More than a few actually. And yes, I clicked every time.

Psaakyrn: Mar 17th 2008; 5:16AM

You people act as if you've never seen a gnome ever...

Nigeria: Cody ChesnuTT Defense Force: Mar 17th 2008; 6:05AM

You move Mario, yet you leave Peter Molyneux's head in the banner watching us. It's been there for a good 6 weeks!

Molyneux just smiles. That pleasant smile. Always watching. Omnipresent. It's unsettling. Please change it.

ang3l.dfz: Mar 17th 2008; 6:07AM

O.o It's only a matter of time now before someone decides on plastic surgery and we actually see this walking down the street eating mushrooms and jumping on little turtles.

randomshagz: Mar 17th 2008; 8:01AM

No wonder all he gets are kisses on the nose/forehead after every game. Who would wanna kiss that. I can understand why Zelda has it so easy.

Maverick Saturn: Mar 17th 2008; 8:47AM

Yoshi:

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.nintendowiifanboy.com/media/2006/11/yoshi_movie_sm.jpg

Kirby:

http://www.getdowntonight.com/Photos%20&%20Graphics/Kirby.gif

Princess Peach:

http://www.tvhits.co.uk/tvhitsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/peaches-geldof-at-sony-vaio-3-small.jpg

I have taken it upon myself to provide you will all the popular characters and thier real counterparts.

Matt: Mar 17th 2008; 10:07AM

thank you for wasting my time.

Maverick Saturn: Mar 17th 2008; 1:48PM

Your welcome :)

Synergistic: Mar 17th 2008; 10:03AM

Little wonder she's so complicit getting kidnapped by a giant lizard every couple of years.

joel.ms1: Mar 17th 2008; 11:46AM

i literally can not stop laughing

Visor: Mar 17th 2008; 12:45PM

I can't believe you guys started moaning about that picture. Of course it's safe for work. Why wouldnt it be? Kinda spoils it now that it's not actually on the front page.