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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:26AM (Unverified) said

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Gawd, it's hideous.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 7:06AM (Unverified) said

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Actually, I thought it was a caricature, albeit not much of one, of Bob Kevoian, from the Bob and Tom Radio Show.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:30AM Vegnagun said

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Ross.

It's 12:30 at night where I am. I type "joystiq.com". I'm greeted with that image. Please, change that image to after the jump.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:45AM Vegnagun said

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Ross.

Thank you. I won't have bad dreams now. Let's get married.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:31AM Friend said

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He looks like a pedophile.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:35AM 007craft said

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Thats a little creepy. This is NSFW more then any other image thats been posted on joystiq
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:37AM Vegnagun said

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Thank you. NSFW, I agree.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 6:24AM Neebs said

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You clearly weren't here when Fernando posted the...*shudders*
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:36AM Mabui said

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No wonder Nintendo never entered HD gaming..
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 6:36PM (Unverified) said

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lmao, nice.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:37AM (Unverified) said

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Why did they make the "real mario" such a ugly man with cute oversized features...

It sorta makes sense why he is a plumber now.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:48AM BigPhi84 said

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MY PRECIOUS!!!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:54AM (Unverified) said

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AGH, the whole "real image after the break" lured me in, and then I see that thing.

Who wants to help me commit ritual seppuku?
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:21AM Demon G Sides said

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Only if you can find someone to help me into the void, where we can join the Khala and meet Tassadar.

En Taro Adun, adjutant.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:02AM ytse77 said

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Certainly not pretty. Well done nonetheless.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:08AM (Unverified) said

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this will my new background
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:03AM ThornedVenom said

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And I thought that Mario was the one with the shrooms...
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:09AM (Unverified) said

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...be
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:04PM mrmobius said

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Okay Yoda...
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:23AM samfish said

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You guys think that's freaky? This has nothin' on Real Haruhi.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/haruhi-suzumiya/nerd-heroine-made-real-308017.php
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 2:20AM (Unverified) said

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It's trout-girl! Run!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:48AM (Unverified) said

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Hmm, wonder what Wario would look like real-a-fied? o_O
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 4:24AM (Unverified) said

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NO! DON'T DO IT, INTERNET! DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PEDDLER OF MADNESS!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:48AM Ranus Studios said

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I don't know what everyone's problem is. That's absolutely hilarious.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 2:57AM (Unverified) said

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I know I lol'd
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 2:11AM (Unverified) said

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Mario you ugly bastid! ugly just like Nintendonald's Wii and DS games.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 2:29AM religiousjedi said

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I would have said that Mario is hideous...then Curmeo showed up. :)
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 2:39AM Obienator said

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That is some amazing Photoshopping skillz, congrats on making the creepiest face ever hehe.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 3:09AM (Unverified) said

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Dude, that's Larry Laffer after a Halloween contest!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 4:25AM (Unverified) said

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Goodness, Peach sure has some weird tastes to go for that kind of guy...
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 10:12PM Supermanisdead said

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He stalks her... then she moves to another castle, and he stalks her again (because the paparazzi tell him that she left and is in another castle).
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 4:31AM Jechtshot78 said

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HOLY CRAP! That thing scared the living shit out of me.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 4:40AM Truth Unknown said

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It's a shame some moron is claiming this work of ... er ... something, as their own on deviantart. When the fool makes such a claim of photoshopery. While his account shows can barely even color his own crap drawings.

Well if anyone able to put the pain on this full and his "entry" on devaintart ( http://xgalagax.deviantart.com/art/The-best-Photoshop-ever-80102577 ). Well by all means don't just stand there.

Now on topic, it's strangely amazing and yet wrong in one go, with LOL sprinkles.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 4:42AM Truth Unknown said

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PS: Late hours and some lack of sleep sure does bring out the bad sentence structures and grammar out of me.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 4:55AM (Unverified) said

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hahaha. you didn't credit me for putting this nightmare on here? maybe for the better!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 9:42AM Ross said

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Sorry Jeff, someone actually beat you to the tip. More than a few actually. And yes, I clicked every time.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 5:16AM (Unverified) said

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You people act as if you've never seen a gnome ever...
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 6:05AM Nigeria said

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You move Mario, yet you leave Peter Molyneux's head in the banner watching us. It's been there for a good 6 weeks!

Molyneux just smiles. That pleasant smile. Always watching. Omnipresent. It's unsettling. Please change it.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 6:07AM (Unverified) said

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O.o It's only a matter of time now before someone decides on plastic surgery and we actually see this walking down the street eating mushrooms and jumping on little turtles.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 8:01AM (Unverified) said

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No wonder all he gets are kisses on the nose/forehead after every game. Who would wanna kiss that. I can understand why Zelda has it so easy.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 10:07AM (Unverified) said

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thank you for wasting my time.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 1:48PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Your welcome :)
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 10:03AM (Unverified) said

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Little wonder she's so complicit getting kidnapped by a giant lizard every couple of years.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 12:45PM (Unverified) said

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I can't believe you guys started moaning about that picture. Of course it's safe for work. Why wouldnt it be? Kinda spoils it now that it's not actually on the front page.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 11:46AM (Unverified) said

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i literally can not stop laughing
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 5:02PM Sabastian Chadwick McGirt said

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Wow.

No wonder Peach dosen't give him any.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2008 11:25PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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Ha, that picture scared my big brother just now, it was so funny. Ah, Joystiq has the best pictures any gamer/geek can find on the interwebs! :D
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