Rapper wants you to quit gaming, get laid

by Justin McElroy { Mar 19th 2008 at 10:00PM }

You probably guessed from the headline, but the video just below the break is not work safe. But if you're ready for Dragon Boy Suede and Jonah Ray to pick you up off the couch and reintroduce you to the world of women, it's a must-watch when you get home.

Normally, this kind of humor would fall flat with us as the intended objects of ridicule, but Dragon Boy (or is it Mr. Suede) did his homework with just enough gaming references to have us awkwardly bobbing our heads to the beat. (We're especially partial to "Avoid the pitfalls, penetrate the gauntlet.") Oh, and before we forget, don't waste your time commenting about how the stereotype is wrong and you're fighting the ladies off with a stick. Everybody already knows the truth, Horace. Everybody knows.

[Via Giant Bomb]

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)

Nick the Hero of Canton @ Mar 19th 2008 10:02PM

You lost me at "rapper"

Cannibal Franco @ Mar 20th 2008 1:15AM

and he is taking advice from a guy that looks like a bum....i play and get laid and work and go to school. that so called rapper stereotypes that all gamers play non stop 24 hours a day and get no pussy..hmmm

BananaBoat @ Mar 20th 2008 1:17AM

Enjoy your STD's, rapper man.

When we find wives, you'll be explaining to some ghetto booty that you got herpes from some whore in 2008, but that you totally can't give it to her, because it's a strain of magical fun time herpes that don't spread.

Gehodra @ Mar 20th 2008 3:32AM

That's the best kind of herpes.

baby sea tuna @ Mar 20th 2008 8:21AM

Pokemon talking about herpes is the exact reason I keep coming to this site.

bigsofty @ Mar 20th 2008 10:01AM

I get laid aplenty dude, play games, drink and have a lotta fun... I can even hold a tune... which is more than your average Rap artist can do... this dickwad needs to grow up...

aristokrat @ Mar 20th 2008 1:04PM

Wow, a lot of hate for the "rapper." This is from Super Deluxe (those guys love video games), he's not a real rapper, and he's not super serial either.

While it wasn't non-stop comedy, it had some funny lines. How could any gamer not appreciate "get some hedge on your hog like Sonic?"

Shinkuu @ Mar 20th 2008 5:05PM

@baby sea tuna
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Batzarro @ Mar 19th 2008 10:06PM

Yeah...I'm not...I mean we, WE...are not like...That...

Morisato @ Mar 20th 2008 12:47AM

Wait... are you telling me there's something out there that's even better than gaming?

Whatever... Gamer for life! I'm hardcore, representing! Aren't I cool?

Sora267 @ Mar 19th 2008 10:07PM

Well, Mr. Rapper, there's a new headline on the hottest rap blog:

Gamer wants you to quit rapping, get laid.

Ignatius @ Mar 19th 2008 10:42PM

Or die, that'd serve society a purpose. One less idiot I need to hear about in the news.

Saria the Cat @ Mar 19th 2008 11:58PM

Just because you don't enjoy a particular genre of music, you think the artists should die...nice. I thought we all got over hating people for having a different preference in music in middle school.

Mr.ESC @ Mar 20th 2008 2:33AM

Whatabout "Get laid or Die tryin'" that sounds a lot better.

Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Mar 20th 2008 1:20PM

Or he wants him to die for dissing on gamers.

Or he doesn't really want him to die at all, and its just a figure of speech.

Or a third thing.

djbell1986 @ Mar 19th 2008 10:08PM

Was it supposed to get funny at some point?

Vegnagun bwf @ Mar 19th 2008 10:16PM

Wow, they got me! I invest mmo-style playtime into donkey kong and frogger, and have chosen jumping barrels instead of getting laid.

Not that bad though.

ChooChooCharlie (Brawl: 1504-5357-9285) @ Mar 19th 2008 10:17PM

Must I choose?

Is it wrong for a man to play videogames, get laid, and eat pastrami all at the same time?

GoldenS1104 @ Mar 19th 2008 10:47PM

Epic Seinfeld reference for the win.

I remember once my girlfriend was concerned I couldn't attend to her needs cause I played so many video games. So I made a bet with her that I could do both at the same time. BEST DAY EVER.

Tiptup300 @ Mar 19th 2008 11:21PM

VERY NSFW: http://imagechan.com/images/d35021a236bb9ffd860a07f7083528c7.jpg

Apparently _THAT_ guy doesn't need to stop playing video games.

ChooChooCharlie (Brawl: 1504-5357-9285) @ Mar 19th 2008 11:27PM

So, from the pic, I take it that GoldenS1104 won that bet.

Will @ Mar 19th 2008 11:30PM

GoldenS: Were you playing Rez?

Co @ Mar 19th 2008 10:19PM

lol god all of you that posted before me probably look just like that lame ass in the video. Maybe even as bad as the gamer lol

ChooChooCharlie (Brawl: 1504-5357-9285) @ Mar 19th 2008 10:24PM

- Said the dude also posting around 10pm on a Wednesday.

Is there something magical about posting after 10:18pm that makes you better than everyone that posted before you?

Vegnagun bwf @ Mar 19th 2008 10:28PM

I'm posting this at 10:28, so am I fonzie?

Joeshie @ Mar 19th 2008 10:22PM

Gamer wants you to quit rapping, find a worthwhile job.

bm @ Mar 20th 2008 6:33AM

+1

Though I'd just say "Gamer wants you to quit rapping, get a job."

Maverick Saturn @ Mar 19th 2008 10:28PM

No, that should be rappers and WOW ppl should quit and get laid, everyone else, ignore this, it doesn't apply to you :)

Vegnagun bwf @ Mar 19th 2008 10:29PM

No one who plays WoW has or ever will have sex: confirmed!

Dudes113 @ Mar 19th 2008 10:35PM

Hey, for the record I play WOW AND have been laid.

kinshadow @ Mar 19th 2008 11:13PM

@Dudes113

Having sex with your female Night Elf doesn't count.

Dudes113 @ Mar 19th 2008 11:15PM

.......damn it

Zedword @ Mar 19th 2008 10:32PM

What really gets me is that the media can't decide whether or not "geeks", or their idea of geeks, are cool or not. From the beginning, we've been considered outcasts. Now, in television and movies, the geek always comes out on top in Hollywood's new "geek chic" movement.

For once in my life, I want to see a movie that shows how we REALLY are. The closest thing to it is Mallrats. Brody is an idol to all geeks.

gaslighting @ Mar 19th 2008 10:32PM

Dude, it's Howard from Austin Stories. A great underrated comedy on MTV in the late 90s.

Saria the Cat @ Mar 19th 2008 10:33PM

I really DO have to beat them off with a stick, though!

Tsutohiro @ Mar 19th 2008 10:41PM

You're doing it wrong.

colin @ Mar 19th 2008 10:43PM

what, no hands?

Shmil @ Mar 19th 2008 10:46PM

that sounds quite painful

Saria the Cat @ Mar 19th 2008 11:59PM

Another episode of Saria naivety. I was referring to having to fight off women with a stick. Geez! :)

Kye NFC: 7016 - 9552 - 1191 - 8991 @ Mar 20th 2008 5:37AM

I thought you were a girl...

.... ohhhhh! :)

Saria the Cat @ Mar 20th 2008 12:26PM

@Kye: It was supposed to be ironic...:O I fail at humor today.

mister_d @ Mar 19th 2008 10:44PM

I might just be out of touch with "youth culture" because I can't stop playing games and get laid, but since when are unshaven white guys with long hair and scarves considered to be "rappers"?

Seriously, if being like this guy is what it takes to get laid. People are better off buying a chastity belt and a 360.