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Rapper wants you to quit gaming, get laid

by Justin McElroy on Mar 19th 2008 10:00PM

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You probably guessed from the headline, but the video just below the break is not work safe. But if you're ready for Dragon Boy Suede and Jonah Ray to pick you up off the couch and reintroduce you to the world of women, it's a must-watch when you get home.

Normally, this kind of humor would fall flat with us as the intended objects of ridicule, but Dragon Boy (or is it Mr. Suede) did his homework with just enough gaming references to have us awkwardly bobbing our heads to the beat. (We're especially partial to "Avoid the pitfalls, penetrate the gauntlet.") Oh, and before we forget, don't waste your time commenting about how the stereotype is wrong and you're fighting the ladies off with a stick. Everybody already knows the truth, Horace. Everybody knows.

[Via Giant Bomb]

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You lost me at "rapper"

and he is taking advice from a guy that looks like a bum....i play and get laid and work and go to school. that so called rapper stereotypes that all gamers play non stop 24 hours a day and get no pussy..hmmm

Enjoy your STD's, rapper man.

When we find wives, you'll be explaining to some ghetto booty that you got herpes from some whore in 2008, but that you totally can't give it to her, because it's a strain of magical fun time herpes that don't spread.

That's the best kind of herpes.

Pokemon talking about herpes is the exact reason I keep coming to this site.

I get laid aplenty dude, play games, drink and have a lotta fun... I can even hold a tune... which is more than your average Rap artist can do... this dickwad needs to grow up...

Wow, a lot of hate for the "rapper." This is from Super Deluxe (those guys love video games), he's not a real rapper, and he's not super serial either.

While it wasn't non-stop comedy, it had some funny lines. How could any gamer not appreciate "get some hedge on your hog like Sonic?"

@baby sea tuna
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Yeah...I'm not...I mean we, WE...are not like...That...

Wait... are you telling me there's something out there that's even better than gaming?

Whatever... Gamer for life! I'm hardcore, representing! Aren't I cool?

Well, Mr. Rapper, there's a new headline on the hottest rap blog:

Gamer wants you to quit rapping, get laid.

Or die, that'd serve society a purpose. One less idiot I need to hear about in the news.

Just because you don't enjoy a particular genre of music, you think the artists should die...nice. I thought we all got over hating people for having a different preference in music in middle school.

Whatabout "Get laid or Die tryin'" that sounds a lot better.

Or he wants him to die for dissing on gamers.

Or he doesn't really want him to die at all, and its just a figure of speech.

Or a third thing.

Was it supposed to get funny at some point?

Wow, they got me! I invest mmo-style playtime into donkey kong and frogger, and have chosen jumping barrels instead of getting laid.

Not that bad though.

Must I choose?

Is it wrong for a man to play videogames, get laid, and eat pastrami all at the same time?

Epic Seinfeld reference for the win.

I remember once my girlfriend was concerned I couldn't attend to her needs cause I played so many video games. So I made a bet with her that I could do both at the same time. BEST DAY EVER.

VERY NSFW: http://imagechan.com/images/d35021a236bb9ffd860a07f7083528c7.jpg

Apparently _THAT_ guy doesn't need to stop playing video games.

So, from the pic, I take it that GoldenS1104 won that bet.

GoldenS: Were you playing Rez?

lol god all of you that posted before me probably look just like that lame ass in the video. Maybe even as bad as the gamer lol

- Said the dude also posting around 10pm on a Wednesday.

Is there something magical about posting after 10:18pm that makes you better than everyone that posted before you?

I'm posting this at 10:28, so am I fonzie?

Gamer wants you to quit rapping, find a worthwhile job.

+1

Though I'd just say "Gamer wants you to quit rapping, get a job."

No, that should be rappers and WOW ppl should quit and get laid, everyone else, ignore this, it doesn't apply to you :)

No one who plays WoW has or ever will have sex: confirmed!

Hey, for the record I play WOW AND have been laid.

@Dudes113

Having sex with your female Night Elf doesn't count.

.......damn it

What really gets me is that the media can't decide whether or not "geeks", or their idea of geeks, are cool or not. From the beginning, we've been considered outcasts. Now, in television and movies, the geek always comes out on top in Hollywood's new "geek chic" movement.

For once in my life, I want to see a movie that shows how we REALLY are. The closest thing to it is Mallrats. Brody is an idol to all geeks.

Dude, it's Howard from Austin Stories. A great underrated comedy on MTV in the late 90s.

I really DO have to beat them off with a stick, though!

You're doing it wrong.

what, no hands?

that sounds quite painful

Another episode of Saria naivety. I was referring to having to fight off women with a stick. Geez! :)

I thought you were a girl...

.... ohhhhh! :)

@Kye: It was supposed to be ironic...:O I fail at humor today.

I might just be out of touch with "youth culture" because I can't stop playing games and get laid, but since when are unshaven white guys with long hair and scarves considered to be "rappers"?

Seriously, if being like this guy is what it takes to get laid. People are better off buying a chastity belt and a 360.

Hmmm... How much does a chastity belt go for these days?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Custom-Made-Chastity-Belt-1-of-1-Medical-Grade_W0QQitemZ320229118509QQihZ011QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

"Seriously, if being like this guy is what it takes to get laid. People are better off buying a chastity belt and a 360."

-greatest thing i've read in weeks, kudos sir

I prefer fidelity, that you very much.

Yeah. I can do BOTH, actually.

Very well.
Thanks, stupid rapper.

"Rappers" telling gamers to get laid is sad.

Gamers telling other gamers to get laid is hilarious.
"Omg. Stop posting in this forum. Go get a life and get laid."

Go get a life and get laid.

I like more "Die and never get laid because we don't want you to reproduce” but Vegnagun bwf answer is not all that bad.

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