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Posted: Mar 20th 2008 8:25PM (Unverified) said

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My hats off to Nintendo for the creation of Mario, Every time me and my girlfriend played Mario sunshine I was getting some. Joystiq should do a poll of people getting lad with Marios help.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2008 3:19AM (Unverified) said

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I have not been laid in several years. Is it because I spend too much time with my PS3?

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 3:37AM McDude said

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That redhead in the pool is fuckin HAWT.

For the love of God, put down the goddamn controller.

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 4:56AM (Unverified) said

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That is one hell of a NES he's got there.

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 5:47AM hey buddy said

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That was heat! Feeling that 'blippy' beat, and it was obviously only a joke... Why people here are getting so defensive, I don't want to know.

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 6:48AM ChillyWilly said

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You people knocking his rapping, relax. He's not a "real rapper" if you will. He's a comedian. I saw Dragon Boy Suede on a "Comedy Central Presents" where he did some incredibly funny rapping. Enjoy this for what this is supposed to be: funny (and not a social commentary).

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 7:42AM Nigeria said

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If you can't get a girl, visit a prostitute. Easy, "clean" sex. Though, with various economies all over the world experiencing a downturn, visiting prostitutes may no longer be a viable option.

I fear for the future of prostitution.

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 7:52AM (Unverified) said

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GET RICH OR DIE GAMING! lol

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 7:54AM (Unverified) said

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meant GET LAID OR DIE GAMING
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Posted: Mar 20th 2008 8:43AM (Unverified) said

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I'll SUPERMAN DAT Oooo!!! I play games,but sadly don't get play.

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 8:41AM b33kewl said

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Funny lol.I play games but sadly I don't get play maybe I should stop by and say hey!

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 8:59AM (Unverified) said

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Do you 'tards think this is like a public message or something? Its amazing how easily nerd rage is set off.

Its a joke, nothing more.


And at least they drink good burbon.

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 9:00AM (Unverified) said

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*Bourbon
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Posted: Mar 20th 2008 9:01AM arnavdesai said

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I dont get laid because I am fat an ugly not because I play video games. SHeesh at least they should get the stereotypes correct.

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 10:14AM Dracula Jones said

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Oh gross, Dragon Boy Suede is gross. He's also tangentially related to me through various marriages. We were urged one Easter to watch his Comedy Central Presents and I threw up.

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 11:33AM (Unverified) said

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wtf this aint rap this is just a terrible poem gone wrong. And wtf again this dood knows more about videogames and dood a beat consists of base and not all treble.
Go check out Z man. and the zelda beat.

Posted: Mar 20th 2008 2:13PM (Unverified) said

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You guys, it's Super Deluxe, a comedy website. They're all complete nerds and gamers too. It's supposed to be satire. Calm the hell down.

Posted: Mar 21st 2008 2:07AM (Unverified) said

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Horrible, that's what's wrong with "hip hop" or rap, anyone can make a wack beat to a metronome, do some nursery rhyme stuff post it on the internet and is somebody is guaranteed to like it.

This was horrible and not funny

Posted: Mar 21st 2008 12:23PM wiredInsanity said

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I ran a search for Pokemon and Herpes and ended up here....

Posted: Apr 12th 2008 4:00PM hvnlysoldr said

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So that's why GoldenS1104 got a Brush with Fame.

Posted: Jun 17th 2008 1:01PM (Unverified) said

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Just some FYI, the technical term for those video game "references" are "simile" and "metaphor". For example when he says "find a girl with big jugs to get in like Digg Dug" that is simile, or "listen here 'cause I'm training ya to get in her Castlevania" that is metaphor.

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