Florida Supreme Court orders Jack Thompson not speak directly to them
by Alexander Sliwinski 
{ Mar 20th 2008 at 7:00PM }
The Florida Supreme Court has sent out an official STFU to controversial attorney Jack Thompson, who is not allowed to contact them directly ever again and will need to hire his own attorney to communicate with the Court on his behalf. This is an entirely separate matter from Thompson's Florida Bar trial we're currently awaiting a ruling on.GamePolitics has the Court's full ruling regaling the numerous abuses by Thompson like submitting pornographic materials, engaging in a "relentless and frivolous pursuit for vindication of his claim that he is being victimized by The Florida Bar," and "continued inability to maintain a minimum standard of decorum and respect for the judicial system to which all litigants, and especially attorneys, must adhere." That's not all, since the ruling Thompson has filed two new motions with the Court, which would technically put him in contempt at this very moment.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
BPM X: Soul Eraser [SSBB: 5026 4120 1186] @ Mar 20th 2008 7:02PM
Every time something bad happens to Jack the Hack, an angel gets his wings.
AnonyMack @ Mar 20th 2008 9:29PM
best news of the day hands down
Kuro @ Mar 21st 2008 3:49AM
I'll say what we are all thinking: lulz.
Chris @ Mar 20th 2008 7:03PM
jack-thompson.justgotowned.com
Saria the Cat @ Mar 20th 2008 7:28PM
Creepiest background music ev4r. But your heart is in the right place.
Fernando Rocker @ Mar 20th 2008 7:07PM
Lol... I hope that Jon Stewart kill this guy =p
(I hoped like 10 days ago that Jon Stewart talked about Spitzer, and two days ago I saw a re-run of Daily Show... and it come true)
Fernando Rocker @ Mar 20th 2008 7:12PM
*My english really sucks sometimes... =(
Keiichi @ Mar 20th 2008 8:04PM
You never see them in the same room, Rocker... Jon Stewart IS Jack Thompson. It's all a satire.
Shmil @ Mar 20th 2008 11:48PM
wow completely off topic but i just remembered that Fernando was my name in my Spanish class in 5th grade
...small world
Vcize @ Mar 21st 2008 10:13AM
Yeah, what are the odds that two people on the internet would have the same name or moniker? It's almost...impossible.
Obie @ Mar 20th 2008 7:14PM
Jack ThompsOWNED!
Driftir @ Mar 20th 2008 7:16PM
Jack Thompson always manages to fuck up his life more and more.
Fernando Rocker @ Mar 20th 2008 7:17PM
Photoshop time =p
PS. Be right back in 15 min.
Fernando Rocker @ Mar 20th 2008 7:38PM
Done!
http://s129.photobucket.com/albums/p236/fernando_rocker/?action=view¤t=JackJoystiq.jpg
Pha7e @ Mar 20th 2008 7:43PM
Excellent job. I approve.
Neowyrm @ Mar 21st 2008 2:39AM
I am very pleased. Everyone's favorite attorney is finally being put in his place.
mr mobius @ Mar 20th 2008 7:17PM
And so the saga cometh to an abrupt end.
Ralod @ Mar 20th 2008 7:21PM
What I wish is that the media outlets that put Thompson on, would pay attention to this stuff.
He is a crackpot, he is barely even a lawyer anymore. He has about as much credibility as a snake water salesmen at this point. I have in fact in the past written to various media outlets after he has made an appearance there but none of my pleas were ever answered.
Kujel @ Mar 20th 2008 7:25PM
This is just more proof gamers will inherit the earth.
fischju @ Mar 20th 2008 7:26PM
They sent him an STFU, and he filed 2 more things. One more and he is going to be charged with contempt.
umm....hello??? @ Mar 20th 2008 7:33PM
awesome. icing on the cake for a good news day...got my x360 back from RRoD repair center!! bye for now--gotta catch up on RockBand/Halo3/CoD4/LostOdyssey/etc....
dramamoose @ Mar 20th 2008 7:34PM
This made me extremely happy.
We have a guy in our group. The 'bitch', as you might put it. One time, for fun, every time he talked, we told him to shut up. I just got an image of Jack Thompson in the Florida Supreme Court.
"Now, if you'll"
"SHUT UP."
"But I wanted to"
"SHUT UP!"
Batzarro @ Mar 21st 2008 12:18AM
"Judge?"
"Shut up!"
"Judge?"
"I ORDER you to shut up!"
"Judge?"
"WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP!"
"Judge?"
Sorry, Mr Fredburger, but you ain't getting no nachos today!
RabbidMickeyMouse @ Mar 20th 2008 7:35PM
I'm sure that eventually, when Jack is not longer a lawyer, that we'll get news about his blog rants, or newspaper opinion letters or however he'll seek attention. Is we simply looking for someone to scapegoat? Jack Thompson is too easy.
The guy's a hack, and we're better off moving on.
SneezyPorcupine @ Mar 20th 2008 7:57PM
Its funny how the guy just DOESN'T GET IT. Its beyond me how people like this simply don't understand that they are losing all credibility when they whine and moan to the point where no one wants to listen to them.
I wouldn't be surprised if he did end up getting charged with contempt over this. I don't want to say that he is stupid because that would be very presumptuous of me and secondly he did SOMEHOW manage to pass law school. So instead I will settle on the word retarded...yes. I said it.
Fernando Rocker @ Mar 20th 2008 7:58PM
Are you talking about Sony, right?
SharpShooter @ Mar 20th 2008 11:05PM
*You're talking about Sony, right*
Poisoned Al @ Mar 21st 2008 12:04AM
I have a feeling the guy has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). In his screwed up little brain, he is the center of the universe. He is infallible. He is always right so everyone else is wrong.
That, or he's just a c**t.
SneezyPorcupine @ Mar 20th 2008 8:10PM
haha! Yah i guess it would make sense in their situation too. But I don't hate Sony all too bad. I do own a PS3 (which I just recently bought after my Xbox HD DVD player went down the shitter) and as much as I hate to admit it, it looks like its gonna be Sony's year way more than Microsoft.
deanimate @ Mar 20th 2008 8:37PM
has that turnip ever done anything right?
License to ill @ Mar 20th 2008 8:55PM
That sting you're feeling thats pride, fuck pride. Go for the attempt of court charge, stand up and be a man...
Donald @ Mar 20th 2008 8:58PM
So he's not allowed to speak directly to the court - disbarment CONFIRMED. Or at least it might as well be, seeing as in theory a lawyer that can't talk to a court is pretty much useless.
Now, did he know about the ruling before he made those filings? If he did, then it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's gone.
NATO_Duke @ Mar 21st 2008 11:38AM
You aren't exactly right. The Order states that it is not final until the time for filing a rehearing motion has passed. I haven't checked their rules, but it would generally be 30 days. He wont be held in contempt until after that time.
Anyway, as a lawyer I would pack-up and change careers after such a sanction. The humiliation of it would be hard to get over. Actually, I have never seen someone get such a nasty sanction before - so this is amazing to me.
John Z @ Mar 20th 2008 9:20PM
A century from now, law students are going to look up "contempt of court", and there's going to be a big fat picture of JT right by the entry, with the caption "pretty much everything this guy has ever filed".
SneezyPorcupine @ Mar 20th 2008 9:22PM
Nice Pulp Fiction reference dood!
Drago Dracini @ Mar 20th 2008 10:31PM
When IO saw this I just started laughing. Jack just got owned by Jesus. ;p Only He could make such a wonderful thing happen XD
jaybcorreia @ Mar 21st 2008 12:30AM
National holiday as soon as he is disbarred, all that approve say Zelda. (idk random character that popped in my head)
Gurei @ Mar 21st 2008 1:06AM
PWND!
HEADSHOT!
TOO BAD!
FATALITY!
choose any game comment ,but lil jack just got hes ass whooped by the real lawyers
Grant @ Mar 21st 2008 1:37AM
at least the supreme court finally recognizes him as the pathetic media whore ambulance chaser he is.
maxamillion @ Mar 21st 2008 3:17AM
Great new movie concept "My Cousin Jack"
Judge: The next words out of your mouth better be "guilty" or "not guilty." I don't want to hear commentary, argument, or opinion. If I hear anything other than "guilty" or "not guilty", you'll be in contempt. I don't even want to hear you clear your throat. Now, how do your clients plead?
Thompson: I think I get the point.
Judge: No, I don't think you do. You're now in contempt of court. Would you like to go for two counts contempt?
Thompson: Not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Bail will be set at $200,000.
... The My Cousin Vinny qoutes are really pretty endless but oh so fitting.
Synner @ Mar 21st 2008 11:30AM
Nelson voice: HA-ha
Epsilon @ Mar 23rd 2008 3:17AM
PWNT!
hvnlysoldr @ Apr 12th 2008 4:50PM
What an embarrassment. It's all a conspiracy to distract disfranchised voters over the primary.
John Forth @ May 23rd 2008 4:23PM
I'am Taking up the violin just to play it for this moron right now.