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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:06PM (Unverified) said

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I sent this yesterday and today again... not a single Thanks =(
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:27PM sicsided said

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don't worry fernando, we all know you're the only one on the internet that knew of it.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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lmao nice
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:10PM Duke said

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Spammer - go to hell.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:11PM (Unverified) said

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Impressive.....Needs more blood though of course.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 6:02PM MarkHam006 said

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Don't forget about nudity and swearing.
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 7:04AM BurntMeatloaf said

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You could just watch the kitty video a few dozen times between levels.
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 1:14PM (Unverified) said

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Don't forget drugs!
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:19PM Duke said

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I'm sorry, but that video is of a scene that is in such poor taste that its digusting. That animal was obviously scared when it was attached to the board and whether someone likes or hates cats, getting off on that kinda crap doesn't show good character.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:23PM ChooChooCharlie said

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Seriously.

Obviously the cat wasn't really killed, but it was strapped to a board, which apparently wasn't very pleasant - based on the cat's reaction (and who knows how many takes that took to shoot).

Definitely fucked up.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:29PM (Unverified) said

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Thanks Internet (4chan,ytmnd cough) now I can watch scenes such as those and feel just slightly offended...and I'm probably going to burn in hell but I guess I'll have to with that.

This is internet common knowledge but whatever you do never google cats or kittens, toast and Doom music together.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:33PM (Unverified) said

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Of course the cat wasn't killed but yeah the cat didn't seem very happy about being strapped.

I know how cat blood looks like, again thanks /b/ for showing me things I didn't want it to see.Now if you excuse me I have to get back on Unsee and repress those memories.

(Hey I got it NEJCMACF
"Not even Joystiq can make animal cruelty fun").
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:38PM (Unverified) said

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Huh, so it says the link is not for fans of kittens, but you click on it anyway, just for something to bitch about. Awesome.

Note: I don't support animal violence so I DIDN'T check it out. See how simple it is?
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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Actually I would ignore it too but Nato comment kind of make me curious.

Again curiosity and the internet = a very bad combo.

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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:57PM whymog said

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But it's Donald Sutherland! He's the biggest badass since Gregory Peck!
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:05PM (Unverified) said

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Am I the only one who laughed at that cat scene?
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:07PM Duke said

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Whatever playwhutyalike. Sell that shit to someone else.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 7:32PM Hinchy said

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....what? that scene was from a movie. it's obviously not real. you guys need to lighten up.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:25PM (Unverified) said

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Ouch, did I touch a nerve? Did I call you on your bullshit?

Hey, kitten Massacre, but it says not for fans of kittens, and I love cats, I think I'll check it out. I wonder what massacre means?

I do agree with you that (whatever it is) probably is in poor taste, and shouldn't have been in this article.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:34PM (Unverified) said

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If someone offered me free food and board for my entire life for 20 seconds of extremely mild discomfort, I would take that deal in a second.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:55PM Shmil said

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@ mr esc
i have to say it there's no way i could live with myself if i didn't,

but i guess you could say that curiosity killed the cat
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 6:40PM ludwigk said

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D-Did Keefer Sutherland just headbutt a cat? I mean, huh?

But dude, the entire point of the scene is that it was supposed to be an horrific demonstration. If you were uncomfortable watching it, you had the correct response.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 11:14PM (Unverified) said

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Shmil lol I guess that's the best phrase anyone could use to describe this.
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 2:25AM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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......

Please tell me that's sarcasm. I can't tell.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:23PM (Unverified) said

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Defend your Castle...

Are you Ready?

To pass on it? Yeah, been ready.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 7:33PM (Unverified) said

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LOL... Nice one Fenix...

This game just looks like a bad episode of a bad show on Adult Swim...
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:24PM (Unverified) said

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I agree with NATO_Duke. Even with the warning, that is appalling poor judgment, Joystiq. Epic fail.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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He straight up headed butted that cat! CLASSIC! LOL!
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:30PM (Unverified) said

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LMAO. Fo' realz! Sick, but classic.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:06PM (Unverified) said

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Indeed...that cat got OWNED! Stupid cat...
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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Ugh...I dunno. The WiiWare version seems to be lacking what I liked about the flash game. Nevermind the blood, I think it's funnier that to convert an enemy, a column of light breaks from the sky to do it...not drop them in a bucket of paint. Eww. And the menus just look all cluttered and annoying, not to mention the grappling icon, couldn't they come up with something less obtrusive?

Though, i gotta admit the co-op kinda make me feel a lil tingly with glee.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:23PM (Unverified) said

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You forgot that BEFORE you have the "insta-convert" you have the "pit of conversion" that you manually drop them into.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Well the graphic style is both nice and strangely crappy at the same time but the crappy part is intended so guess is okay. I like when a dev show graphical style instead of fake realisms with stuff like Brownish/Grayish atmospheres.

The problem is that there are several variations of a game such defend your castle already and most of them are free. This would be better in the Xbox live or PSN.
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 7:07AM BurntMeatloaf said

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With an analog stick?
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:58PM NO DOUBT GET LOUD said

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Whoever thinks that video was in good taste is one sick bastard. Joystiq, you dissapoint.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 4:59PM DougKaplan said

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I love the art style! So unique and makes it look like a high school play with the random clouds hanging in the background and the pasted ransom (not to be confused with James Ransom-Wiley) note look of it.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:29PM Mr Khan said

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They're doing a good job of converting a free flash game into something people would probably be willing to pay for. That art style is win

Still kinda hard to convince me to pay, but they're doing a great job trying. WiiWare devs, take note
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 7:08AM BurntMeatloaf said

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Excuse me, but it takes more than adding a Photoshop drop shadow to clip art to achieve style.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 5:34PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, I remember playing this game ALL DAY in class on the comp. Nice to see it'll be coming to console... THough it seems the DS would work better (I'd like it to be portable, personally).
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 6:46PM (Unverified) said

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agreed, most def.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2008 6:59PM (Unverified) said

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This is a flash game right?

Hmm...
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 3:07AM (Unverified) said

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I dunno, that trailer needed some 300 reference or something...
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 7:09AM BurntMeatloaf said

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anything > 9000+ > 300
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 6:02AM Ethan said

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hElth?
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 7:11AM BurntMeatloaf said

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Are you trying to write your name as an anagram or something?
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Posted: Mar 24th 2008 12:30PM Ethan said

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Look at the health bar in the video.
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 9:41AM (Unverified) said

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It looks interesting. I'll probably get it assuming it's not over priced or anything.
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2008 1:14PM Rask said

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LOL And they say Live Arcade is full of shit?
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Posted: Apr 12th 2008 7:37PM hvnlysoldr said

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I'll certainly defend my castle.
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